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(Fox 8 New Orleans)   It's a heartwarming family moment when your dad offers you instructional tips about having sex ... with your mom   (fox8live.com) divider line 110
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2012-12-10 04:57:53 AM
It's shake n bake, and I helped?
 
2012-12-10 05:05:09 AM
8 years old? What the hell?

It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.

An 8 year old at all is 10/10, easily.

But to combine the two into one horrific lifestyle? That don't even go to 11. That's like a 12.5.
 
2012-12-10 06:13:25 AM
With some stories, there are no words.
 
2012-12-10 07:05:43 AM
...when you are the daughter.
 
2012-12-10 08:24:18 AM
"What's wrong with a kiss, boy?"
 
2012-12-10 09:04:34 AM
"Don't go diving straight for the clitoris!"
 
2012-12-10 09:16:12 AM
He was home-schooled yet didn't know how to use utensils, but can find the G-spot because his molester father coached him on banging his mother.

Ugh.

Hopefully the boy lands in a good home and goes on to Penn State some day.
 
2012-12-10 09:58:42 AM
Prosecutors said the boy lived in squalor and didn't know how to use eating utensils or tie his shoelaces when removed from his Plymouth, Luzerne County, home in August 2010.

Damn...fantasy ruined.
 
2012-12-10 10:16:06 AM
The northeastern Pennsylvania boy, who was home-schooled, said he didn't know that sex with his mom was wrong until years later, when he was placed in foster care.

I hope the foster mom was hot. For his sake, of course.
 
2012-12-10 10:18:54 AM
What a farked up childhood.
 
2012-12-10 11:52:14 AM
oblig
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/doesn't apply to THIS article but hey, who's counting
 
2012-12-10 11:53:02 AM
Was She HAWT?>??
/I'm betting, um no.
//Poor little Oedipus.
 
2012-12-10 11:55:34 AM
Creppiness level of article: Abandon Thread.
 
2012-12-10 11:56:14 AM
Ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwwwwwwwww.
 
2012-12-10 11:56:15 AM

CygnusDarius: Creppiness Creepiness level of article: Abandon Thread.


FTFM.
 
2012-12-10 11:56:53 AM

ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??
/I'm betting, um no.
//Poor little Oedipus.


Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.
 
2012-12-10 11:57:45 AM
How has someone not picked up the movie rights to this heartwarming tale?
 
2012-12-10 11:57:48 AM
Well that was a lighthearted read. Now if you excuse me, I've got a horrible taste in my mouth and some vomit to clean up.
 
2012-12-10 11:58:15 AM

doglover: 8 years old? What the hell?

It's one thing to have sex with your biological mother in certain circumstances. Especially if you've been separated since birth or thereabouts and meet again as adults. That's literally a classic blunder. There's even science to back it up. So that's only 9.9/10 on the creepy scale.


Oedipus approves. A little... Ok, now he's cutting hes eyeballs.
 
2012-12-10 11:58:29 AM
So the dad raped little girls in 2002 and in 2005.

Then in 2005 or 2006 the mom started tapping the son.

Anyone here think that the mom caught the dad nailing kids and this twisted story is somehow the result?
 
2012-12-10 11:58:51 AM
His... God damn it, I'm farking slipping on grammar this morning.
 
2012-12-10 11:59:21 AM
Assuming he doesn't turn out to be the next Ted Bundy, his therapy bills will be astronomical.....
 
2012-12-10 12:00:34 PM
Subby must hereby forfeit two Internets for his/her egregious failure to use the "Sick" tag.
 
2012-12-10 12:00:41 PM
Well, that's homeschooling for ya.


/But seriously, WTF is wrong with those people FTA?
 
2012-12-10 12:00:56 PM

freewill: Ewwww. Ewwww. Ewwwwwwwwwww.


I've never seen the letter "U" sent in digust before. Morse really *IS* the most versatile form of communication!
 
2012-12-10 12:01:37 PM
Did junior and pop DP her?

I'm guessing that this started out as Pop's kink. An eight year old's woody is only about the size of your thumb. I can't see how that would be anything but a nuisance to a grown woman.
 
2012-12-10 12:01:42 PM

CygnusDarius: His... God damn it, I'm farking slipping on grammar this morning.


Well, grammar can be slippery when it gets wet.
 
2012-12-10 12:02:05 PM
Not dumbass, sad. This isn't a "sex offender list for pissing in public" thing or "niiiccceee" cougar teacher, this is really farking up some poor kids life.
 
2012-12-10 12:03:16 PM
"Dumbass" seems like entirely the wrong tag for this story. Should be "Sick". Subby is either trolling or dumbass.

Anyways, yeah, that's sick. Not cool!
 
2012-12-10 12:03:32 PM

Leeds: So the dad raped little girls in 2002 and in 2005.

Then in 2005 or 2006 the mom started tapping the son.

Anyone here think that the mom caught the dad nailing kids and this twisted story is somehow the result?


I'm not finding a situation where that makes much sense, but I'm not finding anything about this situation that makes any sense. Conclusion: PLAUSIBLE
 
2012-12-10 12:03:55 PM
This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.
 
2012-12-10 12:07:04 PM

meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.


Same here.
 
2012-12-10 12:07:39 PM

JackieRabbit: Did junior and pop DP her?

I'm guessing that this started out as Pop's kink. An eight year old's woody is only about the size of your thumb. I can't see how that would be anything but a nuisance to a grown woman.

 
2012-12-10 12:07:40 PM
Wasn't this a scene from Not Another Teen Movie?
 
2012-12-10 12:08:20 PM
JackieRabbit Why do you ask these things!? MY HEAD!
 
2012-12-10 12:08:32 PM

ChipNASA: //Poor little Oedipus.


I'd rather marry a duck-billed platypus...
 
2012-12-10 12:09:52 PM
wow...just wow
 
2012-12-10 12:09:58 PM
This story is packed solid with industrial-strength creepy. Un-farking-fathomable.

Kid's probably a complete disaster going forward. Execute the parents.
 
2012-12-10 12:10:18 PM

CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??
/I'm betting, um no.
//Poor little Oedipus.

Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.


One of the funniest lines in any mover ever:

Oedipus: [walking around collecting donations] Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!
Josephus: Hey, motherfarker!

/History of the World, Part 1
 
2012-12-10 12:10:42 PM
Crap like this is why a lot of people think Homeschoolers are up to no good.
 
2012-12-10 12:11:15 PM
www.the-back-row.commimg.ugo.com
 
2012-12-10 12:12:01 PM
"ate a pus" was what started the whole thing, I still want to know if she was Hawt. it makes a difference.
 
2012-12-10 12:12:26 PM

MCStymie: This story is packed solid with industrial-strength creepy. Un-farking-fathomable.

Kid's probably a complete disaster going forward. Execute the parents.


This article just makes me want to go tear my clothes off, and run naked in the streets yelling "tekeli-li! tekeli-li!".
 
2012-12-10 12:14:11 PM

corronchilejano: meanmutton: This whole thing is so farked up that my Chrome crashed trying to display the thread.

Same here.


Bingo
 
2012-12-10 12:15:43 PM

doglover: That's literally a classic blunder.


personally, i prefer the use of "literally" only when making a literary reference.
 
2012-12-10 12:17:03 PM
How would an 8 year old do that? Physically? I recall reading someplace that babies can get erections but I don't recall getting one myself before I was 10 when my dorm-mates taught me how to wank. And even then I was almost 12 before anything came out.

So I call bullshiat. Pics or it didn't happen.

At 8 years old I was afraid to kiss a girl on the mouth because that would make her pregnant. Especially on a moonlit night. That's what happened on the old movies on TV; the soaps my mother watched taught me that a baby born out of wedlock would never get a name, a truly horrible fate. How would it know when it's mama was calling it for supper? It would starve! Then too it's the name that determines sex: you can tell Becky's a girl because "Becky" is a girl's name, right? Racer X would never have a baby without a name, neither would Bret Maverick.
 
2012-12-10 12:17:19 PM

JackieRabbit: CygnusDarius: ChipNASA: Was She HAWT?>??
/I'm betting, um no.
//Poor little Oedipus.

Now he's gotta gouge his eyes off, and live in a secluded island.

One of the funniest lines in any mover ever:

Oedipus: [walking around collecting donations] Give to Oedipus! Give to Oedipus! Hey, Josephus!
Josephus: Hey, motherfarker!

/History of the World, Part 1


Hot Tub Time Machine did this pretty well, as well. (Young adult) kid sees one of the characters doing the kid's mom, dives at the guy in a rage, yelling "Motherfarker!", knocking him away. the movie was full of casual profanity, and I'm convinced that was only so this line would seem natural.
 
2012-12-10 12:19:06 PM

Principal Clarinet: With some stories, there are no words.


And thankfully, no pictures.
 
2012-12-10 12:19:45 PM
That is *never* heartwarming. Embarrassing, yeah.
 
2012-12-10 12:19:54 PM
doctor: is your daughter sexually active?
father: ummm...nope. she jus lays there like her mama
 
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