Carn: So you drink the beer, it goes up in your brain and makes you happy, but it's not allowed to stay very long so it takes its new friends the brain cells with it when you pee it out.
RedVentrue: It's a hell of a lot better than killing fetuses.Feta?Fetii ?
Jon iz teh kewl: RedVentrue: It's a hell of a lot better than killing fetuses.Feta?Fetii ?FETAE[www.gaganisbros.com.au image 418x306]
Jesus Burnt My Hotdog: This could be a great result. Imagine a wee machine connected to the hampton that processed your pish as you drank and then installed shiny new brain cells into the places where the alcohol had destroyed them.Science is awesome.
UberDave: Approves:[s10.postimage.org image 200x160]
Englebert Slaptyback: LazarusLong42The lead researcher (i.e. last author):Stem-cell biologist Duanqing Peiis named "Pei." I'm seriously the first to mention this??Since 'pei' is pronounced 'pay', I'm surprised anyone mentioned it.
StoPPeRmobile: Huge brain.[farm3.static.flickr.com image 333x500]
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