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(Vancouver Sun)   Student released on probation after being arrested for killing and dismembering her family pets, making videos of it, and having a photo like this on the web. (SFW pic)   (vancouversun.com) divider line 189
    More: Obvious, Kayla Bourque, killer, mental health act, mental disorders, Vancouver Police, Karla Homolka, probation, serial killers  
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2012-12-10 02:47:29 AM  
Where did that pic come from? How do you get eyes that crazy - theatrical contacts?
 
2012-12-10 02:55:21 AM  

Psychopathic pet killer Kayla Bourque released on probation even though she's still a risk

www.vancouversun.com


No sh*t.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:21 AM  
You should see the pics of her without the contacts, with a normal look. She's really not bad looking. Too bad she's that sort of evil crazy that's just too crazy to be fun (I like fun, spontaneous kooky crazy women, but not the "Gonna slice your Johnson off" type)
 
2012-12-10 03:06:42 AM  

MadSkillz: Too bad she's that sort of evil crazy that's just too crazy to be fun (I like fun, spontaneous kooky crazy women, but not the "Gonna slice your Johnson off" type)


Those type are the BEST sex, but by far the most regret afterwards.
 
2012-12-10 03:09:24 AM  
FTA...There is solace in history - women serial killers are exceptionally rare, as are violent women in general.

  Okay, that's complete and utter bullshiat.  Female serial killers aren't that rare and women can be as violent, sometimes even more violent then men. 
 
2012-12-10 03:14:14 AM  
They found a video of her killing the cat plus another with her narrating the evisceration and hanging of the family dog.


Bury her vertically somewhere remote. Drop a rock on top that's too big for a lone hiker to try and peek under but very comfortable to sit on. For the next 50 years, let every schweaty ass passing by plat itself firmly o'er her in the most degrading of fashions.

Maybe even make a legend about "Baked Beans Bill and his lucky Wind Rock" and how passerby who fart while sitting on the rock will have a lucky day.

Not that I'm vengeful or anything.
 
2012-12-10 03:30:43 AM  
The Talking Heads that wrote this article may have a point, but qu'est-ce que c'est?
 
2012-12-10 04:19:58 AM  
FTA: 'Provincial Court Judge Malcolm MacLean summed it up by describing the slight figure with long dark hair plaited into braids as a "psychopathic and narcissistic ... sexual sadist" obsessed with violence and devoid of empathy or remorse.'

Draft her into the army and send her to Iraq. They need people like her over there.
 
2012-12-10 04:22:13 AM  

DrPainMD: FTA: 'Provincial Court Judge Malcolm MacLean summed it up by describing the slight figure with long dark hair plaited into braids as a "psychopathic and narcissistic ... sexual sadist" obsessed with violence and devoid of empathy or remorse.'

Draft her into the army and send her to Iraq. They need people like her over there.



Besides the fact that the U.S. military doesn't draft women, the army wouldn't let her join up, even if she wanted to 
 
2012-12-10 04:43:00 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Besides the fact that the U.S. military doesn't draft women, the army wouldn't let her join up, even if she wanted to


themonstersamongus.files.wordpress.com
"Shrink?" I said, "I wanna kill."
 
2012-12-10 04:46:03 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: Besides the fact that the U.S. military doesn't draft women, the army wouldn't let her join up, even if she wanted to


Well, the US military doesn't draft Canadians, either. As a matter of fact, I'm not sure that the Canadian military drafts Canadians. But anyways, since the US military lets Mexicans join, why wouldn't they let a Canadian?
 
2012-12-10 05:17:15 AM  

ox45tallboy: Bathia_Mapes: Besides the fact that the U.S. military doesn't draft women, the army wouldn't let her join up, even if she wanted to

Well, the US military doesn't draft Canadians, either. As a matter of fact, I'm not sure that the Canadian military drafts Canadians. But anyways, since the US military lets Mexicans join, why wouldn't they let a Canadian?



Well, I doubt the U.S. military would let anyone join, no matter where they're from if they have a history of animal cruelty and psychopathic tendencies.  The U.S. military is a bit more choosy nowadays.  I did a quick google search as to issues that would disqualify you from serving in the military and found this.  I'm assuming that is would apply whether you're born in the U.S. or another country:
 
Medical Disqualifications There are a host of medical conditions that can disqualify a recruit from service. Recruits must meet minimum requirements for weight and body fat percentage, as well as pass vision and hearing tests. Pregnancy, contagious diseases, physical deformities and problems with internal organs are also disqualifying conditions. Others include a limited range of motion, severe dental problems and a history of bone fractures.
Many mental factors will also disqualify an applicant, including anxiety, neurosis and psychosis.

 
 
2012-12-10 08:29:38 AM  
Future serial killer alert!
 
2012-12-10 09:22:12 AM  
she should be monitored 24/7
 
2012-12-10 09:23:26 AM  
"Romanian orphanage," big surprise there.
 
2012-12-10 09:59:04 AM  
Besides the animal hurting, she sounds like the kind of girl I'd fall for.

But sorry, you had to hurt an animal. We could have been something. Find a way to deport her to Texas if you can't take care of shiat, Canada.
 
2012-12-10 10:12:03 AM  
Do not put pen is in cray cray
 
2012-12-10 10:22:22 AM  
It's as if Jeffrey Dahlmer had a daughter.

If any kids go missing in her neighborhood, check her freezer.
 
2012-12-10 10:40:25 AM  
They found a video of her killing the cat plus another with her narrating the evisceration and hanging of the family dog.

Michael Vick's new girlfriend.
 
2012-12-10 10:49:25 AM  
FTA: Psychopaths are remarkably successful in the business world, where they are dubbed Snakes in Suits.

She should go for a MBA then.
 
2012-12-10 11:34:08 AM  
Too bad therapy will just make her more adept at covering up her sociopathy. They just learn how to be more like us.

These "people" make me shudder.
 
2012-12-10 11:38:17 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: "Romanian orphanage," big surprise there.


Yup, first thing I thought was "attachment disorder".
 
2012-12-10 12:02:38 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: Okay, that's complete and utter bullshiat. Female serial killers aren't that rare and women can be as violent, sometimes even more violent then men.


Um, yes they are. Compared to men it is rare for women to be violent, and it is rarer still for a woman to be a serial killer - Out of all known serial killers, about 15% are female and 85% are male. For one time offenders, about 90% are male, and 10% are female.

I have a feeling there's an equal amount of psychopathy in the sexes, but there is probably differences in how the sexes carry out their psychopathies. Just a thought.
 
2012-12-10 12:02:54 PM  
Oh, so that's what happened to Marilyn Manson.

On a serious note, this girl WILL kill someone (likely more than one). She fits the profile of a serial killer.
 
2012-12-10 12:14:17 PM  
That chick needs some Visine.

Visine and Haldol.
 
2012-12-10 12:14:52 PM  

Lollipop165: Bathia_Mapes: Okay, that's complete and utter bullshiat. Female serial killers aren't that rare and women can be as violent, sometimes even more violent then men.

Um, yes they are. Compared to men it is rare for women to be violent, and it is rarer still for a woman to be a serial killer - Out of all known serial killers, about 15% are female and 85% are male. For one time offenders, about 90% are male, and 10% are female.

I have a feeling there's an equal amount of psychopathy in the sexes, but there is probably differences in how the sexes carry out their psychopathies. Just a thought.


Sure, out of known serial killers. Since serial killers generally get caught when they reveal themselves, and women are more likely to engage in cover up behavior over bragging behavior after a crime, do you really want to trust those numbers? How many serial killers haven't been caught? How many of those are women?

Sleep tight.
 
2012-12-10 12:15:10 PM  

ox45tallboy: Psychopathic pet killer Kayla Bourque released on probation even though she's still a risk


A risk? I would say so. She doesn't even know how to use the red eye removal tool.
 
2012-12-10 12:16:47 PM  
She's kinda cute, in a gingersnaps sort of way.
 
2012-12-10 12:17:07 PM  
OMFG the pic... KILL IT WITH FIRE
 
2012-12-10 12:17:11 PM  
 
2012-12-10 12:17:44 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Where did that pic come from? How do you get eyes that crazy - theatrical contacts?


Yes. I have blue cat-eye lenses for instance...
 
2012-12-10 12:17:59 PM  
No one does Killer Krazy like the Pac NW does Killer Krazy; Olsen, Picton, Ridgway, Kembo...
 
2012-12-10 12:18:32 PM  

Generation_D: They found a video of her killing the cat plus another with her narrating the evisceration and hanging of the family dog.

Michael Vick's new girlfriend.


I'm fairly certain he never strung up and eviscerated one of his dogs. Hell, I'd go so far as to say he probably never intentionally killed one of his dogs unless it was too injured to survive. Those dogs are expensive, why would you piss on a $5000 or more investment?
 
2012-12-10 12:19:22 PM  
Meh...in a pinch, after a six pack.
 
2012-12-10 12:19:37 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: ox45tallboy: Bathia_Mapes: Besides the fact that the U.S. military doesn't draft women, the army wouldn't let her join up, even if she wanted to

Well, the US military doesn't draft Canadians, either. As a matter of fact, I'm not sure that the Canadian military drafts Canadians. But anyways, since the US military lets Mexicans join, why wouldn't they let a Canadian?


Well, I doubt the U.S. military would let anyone join, no matter where they're from if they have a history of animal cruelty and psychopathic tendencies.  The U.S. military is a bit more choosy nowadays.  I did a quick google search as to issues that would disqualify you from serving in the military and found this.  I'm assuming that is would apply whether you're born in the U.S. or another country:
 
Medical Disqualifications There are a host of medical conditions that can disqualify a recruit from service. Recruits must meet minimum requirements for weight and body fat percentage, as well as pass vision and hearing tests. Pregnancy, contagious diseases, physical deformities and problems with internal organs are also disqualifying conditions. Others include a limited range of motion, severe dental problems and a history of bone fractures.
Many mental factors will also disqualify an applicant, including anxiety, neurosis and psychosis.


knows about body fat
www.tacomaworld.com

/i did a gis too
 
2012-12-10 12:20:07 PM  
As soon as I read 'adopted from a Romanian orphanage' my mind immediately said 'there's the cause!'. I figured it was going to be the typical, very sad case of an abused child that spent it's first developing years suffering abuse. Then a split second later I noticed the 'at 8 months'. Even if someone was awful to her in the orphanage, I don't think that I've ever heard that abuse at that young an age can be attributed to these aggressive social disorders.

Makes me wonder if she really was just born that way. I guess at least that way society isn't to blame for once though.
 
2012-12-10 12:22:22 PM  
I would totally bang her and then get slowly tortured and murderd
 
2012-12-10 12:23:16 PM  
A kid from a Romanian orphanage with a penchant for animal torture and sadism?

Better make sure the kid's not a Parseltongue or we'll be in real trouble.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:22 PM  
Bourque recently pleaded guilty to killing or injuring an animal, causing unnecessary suffering and pain to an animal and possessing a knife

My kitchen is illegal in Canada.
 
2012-12-10 12:23:29 PM  
Isn't this the plot of one or more crappy horror movies?
 
2012-12-10 12:23:51 PM  

jylcat: thismomentinblackhistory: "Romanian orphanage," big surprise there.

Yup, first thing I thought was "attachment disorder".


There's a name for what I am?
 
2012-12-10 12:24:03 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: As soon as I read 'adopted from a Romanian orphanage' my mind immediately said 'there's the cause!'. I figured it was going to be the typical, very sad case of an abused child that spent it's first developing years suffering abuse. Then a split second later I noticed the 'at 8 months'. Even if someone was awful to her in the orphanage, I don't think that I've ever heard that abuse at that young an age can be attributed to these aggressive social disorders.

Makes me wonder if she really was just born that way. I guess at least that way society isn't to blame for once though.

 
2012-12-10 12:25:23 PM  
(SFW pic)

i566.photobucket.com
No.
 
2012-12-10 12:25:36 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: As soon as I read 'adopted from a Romanian orphanage' my mind immediately said 'there's the cause!'. I figured it was going to be the typical, very sad case of an abused child that spent it's first developing years suffering abuse. Then a split second later I noticed the 'at 8 months'. Even if someone was awful to her in the orphanage, I don't think that I've ever heard that abuse at that young an age can be attributed to these aggressive social disorders.

Makes me wonder if she really was just born that way. I guess at least that way society isn't to blame for once though.


I considered that issue - since she was an orphan and there are studies about Russian kids having the same issues, where there is little to no human interaction, no early nurturing given, those kids end up being maladjusted to the extent that they have severe developmental problems. The second part, which is easier to consume, is that some actual Romanian vampire had a kid, and the nuns in the area adopted her out to America. Problem solved for the Romanians.

Send her back to the orphanage she came from. What's their policy on damaged goods?
 
2012-12-10 12:28:03 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: "Romanian orphanage," big surprise there.


Romanian, vampire/goth obsessed...
 
2012-12-10 12:28:13 PM  
Romanian orphanage 

3.bp.blogspot.com 

She's a woman of wealth and taste.
 
2012-12-10 12:28:21 PM  
Wait what does this have to do with Captain Janeway? I'm confused.
 
2012-12-10 12:28:57 PM  
Yes, yes I would....Just once and with a friend hiding nearby just in case things got a lot too out of hand.
 
2012-12-10 12:29:13 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA...There is solace in history - women serial killers are exceptionally rare, as are violent women in general.

  Okay, that's complete and utter bullshiat.  Female serial killers aren't that rare and women can be as violent, sometimes even more violent then men. 


Agreed. Poor writer needs help. Perhaps he/she should stay with the child awhile and prove the point.
 
2012-12-10 12:29:56 PM  

special20: vamp


Sultan Of Herf: vamp


Akasha damn you both!
 
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