occamswrist: Englebert Slaptyback: News: By two precocious 7 and 11 year olds.So were there two of each for a total of four, or are both kids aged 7 and 11 simultaneously?Poor wording is poor.I read it as two precocious 7 year olds. And an 11 year old . For a total of 3 kids.
aagrajag: Of course, everyone else feels exactly the same way, so nothing can change.
luthia: aagrajag: OMG! We're All Gonna Die!: aagrajag: Let's see... Brazil? South Africa?Oh, yeah... America. Have some more guns; everybody will be so much better.Bonus troll: "These kids need them s'more Jeebus!"I'll swear to any god or lack there of: I'll give up my guns the day everyone else does. Until then stay off my lawn.Trolling aside, I really pity you guys; your entire country is one gigantic Mexican standoff.That's no way to live.Wait, how did he get his car in a basement?You don't gotta be Stonewall Jackson to know you don't want to car jack someone in a farkin' basement.
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