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(Daily Mail)   Cute 41-year-old mother-of-two turns to non-invasive cosmetic procedure to look more youthful for her wedding and OMG DON'T EVER DO THAT (w/pics)   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 100
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2012-12-10 12:34:48 AM  
What.
The.
Fark?
 
2012-12-10 12:36:53 AM  
so stupid fark intentionally makes herself ugly
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

poor little attention whore
good thing she went with the cheap option right before her wedding.
LOL

does her husband know that she is so vain?
 
2012-12-10 12:49:37 AM  
Plastic surgery disaster thread?

*puts on some DKs*

blog.beliefnet.com

The filler thing, the botox thing, the lip injection thing.

Ladies, seriously, just stop doing this to yourselves.
 
2012-12-10 12:57:07 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

This picture helps me understand what was going on in the story. It also gave me my first mummy boner.
 
2012-12-10 12:58:01 AM  

namatad: so stupid fark intentionally makes herself ugly
YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

poor little attention whore
good thing she went with the cheap option right before her wedding.
LOL

does her husband know that she is so vain?


She probably thinks this post is about her.
 
2012-12-10 01:02:04 AM  
Meh. I'd still hit it after a six pack.

/winter is coming, the boonies get lonely.
 
2012-12-10 01:06:42 AM  
*scans headline*

Will. Not. Click.
 
2012-12-10 01:15:39 AM  
Hey look at that, injecting a lethal poison into your body can have side effects. Huh, who knew.
 
2012-12-10 01:18:27 AM  

GAT_00: Hey look at that, injecting a lethal poison into your body can have side effects. Huh, who knew.


It wasn't Botox or any other poison, but hey, read TFA and you'll see she's still a dumb biatch.
 
2012-12-10 01:34:24 AM  
img.photobucket.com

Someone wiser than me once said "Can anything cute/smoking hot come from Daily Fail or Sun links?" I tend to believe that.
 
2012-12-10 01:43:25 AM  

criscodisco: GAT_00: Hey look at that, injecting a lethal poison into your body can have side effects. Huh, who knew.

It wasn't Botox or any other poison, but hey, read TFA and you'll see she's still a dumb biatch.


Meh. I just assumed going off of 'cosmetic surgery' and 'wedding.'
 
2012-12-10 01:52:30 AM  
If it's injected, it's invasive.
 
2012-12-10 02:40:49 AM  
Nice collection of semi-related cosmetic surgery stock photos. They really make the piece.
 
2012-12-10 02:42:22 AM  
Someone has to keep stock agencies in business I guess.
 
2012-12-10 02:44:33 AM  

propasaurus: If it's injected, it's invasive.


That's what I was thinking.
 
2012-12-10 02:48:22 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Remove syringes, insert penises. BAM! Bukkakke porn!

/not that I've seen any of that. no sir, not me
 
2012-12-10 02:51:29 AM  
She wasn't bad for 41 in the first place. I've seen a lot of broads in their 20's that looked older
 
2012-12-10 02:54:03 AM  
DailyMail editor: Better put this subscription to stockphotos.com to use! Fill the article with as many as you can
 
2012-12-10 02:55:22 AM  
I'm more interested in the 10K private medical bill that she is now stuck with, and why. One of two reasons:

-In the UK public health care is denied for self inflicted trauma. Doubt it.
-In the UK the only way you're going to be treated in an emergency is to shell out some cash. This is here is my bet.
 
2012-12-10 02:55:26 AM  

quatchi: Plastic surgery disaster thread?

*puts on some DKs*



The filler thing, the botox thing, the lip injection thing.

Ladies, seriously, just stop doing this to yourselves.


Wtf is that from?
 
2012-12-10 02:56:25 AM  
Didn't even look at the article but 18/20 she was white
 
2012-12-10 02:59:35 AM  
I didn't think she looked that bad. Of course nerve damage and blurred vision are nothing to laugh at.

cheap_thoughts: quatchi: Plastic surgery disaster thread?

*puts on some DKs*

The filler thing, the botox thing, the lip injection thing.

Ladies, seriously, just stop doing this to yourselves.

Wtf is that from?


Brazil.
 
2012-12-10 03:03:16 AM  
img221.imageshack.us

At least her father didn't have the code to the air shield.
 
2012-12-10 03:04:55 AM  

wildcardjack: propasaurus: If it's injected, it's invasive.

That's what I was thinking.


In the US, if you break the skin, it's classified as surgery. That is, someone with MD certification is required to perform the procedure, and not just any old RN. That gives you better odds, but it still doesn't guarantee beautiful results.

/Avoid
 
2012-12-10 03:22:29 AM  

criscodisco: GAT_00: Hey look at that, injecting a lethal poison into your body can have side effects. Huh, who knew.

It wasn't Botox or any other poison, but hey, read TFA and you'll see she's still a dumb biatch.


I went to see a derm about a scar on my face, and she suggested using a derma-filler to smooth it out. The idea of injecting some plasticky gel into my face, even under rx, even by a dr, skeeved me out enough for me to decide against it.

So now I live with a scar on my face. Happily as I age it's becoming less prominent so I don't think about it much now. Don't know if it makes me more or less vain, but at least I'm not ruined like these women are.
 
2012-12-10 03:23:09 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Didn't even look at the article but 18/20 she was white


You son of a biatch.
You can reduce that fraction and you didn't.
What the fark is wrong with you?
 
2012-12-10 03:24:45 AM  

david_gaithersburg: I'm more interested in the 10K private medical bill that she is now stuck with, and why. One of two reasons:

-In the UK public health care is denied for self inflicted trauma. Doubt it.
-In the UK the only way you're going to be treated in an emergency is to shell out some cash. This is here is my bet.


I think it's more that it's a crappily-written article that skips over things like that.
 
2012-12-10 03:26:31 AM  
With enough surgery, you can look they way you've always dreamed of 

assets.poponthepop.com
 
2012-12-10 03:43:45 AM  
Honestly, I don't think the after photo looks THAT bad. There are way worse photographic examples of 'cosmetic procedures gone wrong' out there.
 
2012-12-10 03:50:30 AM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 03:53:17 AM  

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 535x648]

Someone wiser than me once said "Can anything cute/smoking hot come from Daily Fail or Sun links?" I tend to believe that.


At least this subby was honest.

/Welcome to Fark, where "smoking hot" means "kill it with fire."
 
2012-12-10 04:01:59 AM  

david_gaithersburg: I'm more interested in the 10K private medical bill that she is now stuck with, and why. One of two reasons:

-In the UK public health care is denied for self inflicted trauma. Doubt it.
-In the UK the only way you're going to be treated in an emergency is to shell out some cash. This is here is my bet.


The NHS is pretty good for emergency treatment. Nobody I know here has ever paid a penny for it. You wouldn't even be able to find anyone to take your money.
It's more like,
- if you want immediate attention from a top consultant in a private hospital
- if you want non-mainstream or experimental treatment
- if the treatment you want is classified as unnecessary cosmetic surgery
you need to shell out some cash. Otherwise you need to get in the queue behind the people whose need for the NHS plastic surgeon is more urgent (burn victims, accident victims etc.)
 
Boc
2012-12-10 04:04:23 AM  
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2012-12-10 04:24:02 AM  

propasaurus: If it's injected, it's invasive.


Yeah, this.
 
2012-12-10 04:33:01 AM  
I wonder if they could have found a few more stock photos of "facial cosmetic surgery" for this article?
 
2012-12-10 05:00:26 AM  

cheap_thoughts: quatchi: Plastic surgery disaster thread?

*puts on some DKs*



The filler thing, the botox thing, the lip injection thing.

Ladies, seriously, just stop doing this to yourselves.

Wtf is that from?


Forgive me if I'm wrong, but I think that is from Escape From LA
 
2012-12-10 05:01:38 AM  
I honestly can't tell that much of a difference between the before and after. Though she is tired and makeup-less in the after. I'm going to be such an old lady when I become an old lady. I'm not going to do any of that crap. Well, that's not true. I'll look very much like the 40/50/70 yr old I am with facial wrinkles, a saggy tummy, and too much ankle skin, but my tits will be as high and firm as a school girl's.
 
2012-12-10 05:19:03 AM  

gadian: I honestly can't tell that much of a difference between the before and after. Though she is tired and makeup-less in the after. I'm going to be such an old lady when I become an old lady. I'm not going to do any of that crap. Well, that's not true. I'll look very much like the 40/50/70 yr old I am with facial wrinkles, a saggy tummy, and too much ankle skin, but my tits will be as high and firm as a school girl's.


The crystal ball foresees you getting a farkload of BIE requests after that statement (and before you become an old lady).
 
2012-12-10 05:20:39 AM  

propasaurus: If it's injected, it's invasive.


No shiat. Any treatment that involves doing or putting something inside the body is "invasive" in my book.
 
2012-12-10 05:21:44 AM  

dbirchall: The crystal ball foresees you getting a farkload of BIE requests after that statement (and before you become an old lady).


It'll do 'em no good. I'm not planning on my school girl boobs before I turn 40.
 
2012-12-10 05:43:41 AM  
Stupid woman. I was expecting the usual 60-year old looking mess in the "before" pic but there was nothing wrong with her at all, in fact I was rather pleased.
 
2012-12-10 05:46:26 AM  

SirHolo: wildcardjack: propasaurus: If it's injected, it's invasive.

That's what I was thinking.

In the US, if you break the skin, it's classified as surgery. That is, someone with MD certification is required to perform the procedure, and not just any old RN. That gives you better odds, but it still doesn't guarantee beautiful results.

/Avoid


I read that now in Georgia, a dentist can perform cosmetic filler procedures, but I don't remember if they are even required to take a course in the how-tos of filler. Hey, look at me! I went to school to learn all about tooth anatomy (and some limited courses on the rest of the body), and now I can save you a trip to a board certified dermatologist. How do you think the reverse of this would play out? Go to the dermatologist and get your teeth fixed, I don't think the dental association is going to be happy.
 
2012-12-10 05:49:02 AM  

david_gaithersburg: I'm more interested in the 10K private medical bill that she is now stuck with, and why. One of two reasons:

-In the UK public health care is denied for self inflicted trauma. Doubt it.
-In the UK the only way you're going to be treated in an emergency is to shell out some cash. This is here is my bet.


Nope. No-one ever has to pay for emergency treatment, nor do they have to wait for it. People often have to wait for elective surgery, but not emergency, that would be silly.

Looks like she had completely non-urgent long term nerve stuff that she wasnt happy with waiting to see someone about so went to a private specialist, who referred her back to the NHS (no fee) hospital where she got a bunch of tests and sent home.

Given the original clinic actually openly says they dont believe she has any effects from the treatment (they would have to be farking certain to say that to a newspaper) I would suggest she is an obsessive flake who is spending money seeing private doctors about semi-imagined nerve conditions because NHS doctors wont spend hundreds of hours listening to her once they have diagnosed that she isnt ill. they usually expect you to have an actual medical condition before they refer you on you see, whereas a private doctor will take your money thankyoukindly.
 
2012-12-10 06:24:43 AM  
Am I the only one that noticed that there were two women in the article? The hot younger one, pictured, who had minor side effects like uneven lips, and the older one who said her wedding was ruined n she paid 10k for private drs? The one in the picture said she just went to a second dr to add more fillers to smooth the first side effects out.

Still, the fact that anyone can inject things in the UK seems like a serious lapse in oversight. Much like the cosmetic makeup tattooing industry is here in the us.
 
2012-12-10 06:28:48 AM  
i560.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 06:29:09 AM  
"Marie Adams, left, as she usually appears in a high-resolution, well-lit, professionally-taken photograph, and right, as she looked after the filler surgery in a shiatty, badly-lit, pixellated amateur photograph."

For you: I fixed that.


Having said that, why anyone thinks filling the lines in your face in the same way you spackle srywall is is a great idea remains beyond my ability to contemplate.
 
2012-12-10 06:38:42 AM  

Soymilk: criscodisco: GAT_00: Hey look at that, injecting a lethal poison into your body can have side effects. Huh, who knew.

It wasn't Botox or any other poison, but hey, read TFA and you'll see she's still a dumb biatch.

I went to see a derm about a scar on my face, and she suggested using a derma-filler to smooth it out. The idea of injecting some plasticky gel into my face, even under rx, even by a dr, skeeved me out enough for me to decide against it.

So now I live with a scar on my face. Happily as I age it's becoming less prominent so I don't think about it much now. Don't know if it makes me more or less vain, but at least I'm not ruined like these women are.


It makes you less vain, and far wiser than someone who'd get then injection. Clearly you can live with it, so why risk far worse? And hey, if Tina Fey can do it...
 
2012-12-10 06:55:22 AM  

SkunkWerks: "Marie Adams, left, as she usually appears in a high-resolution, well-lit, professionally-taken photograph, and right, as she looked after the filler surgery in a shiatty, badly-lit, pixellated amateur photograph."


That's exactly what I was thinking, but you expressed it better than I could have.
 
2012-12-10 06:56:15 AM  

Relatively Obscure: This picture helps me understand what was going on in the story. It also gave me my first mummy boner.


Mummy Boner.... Nice name for a band.
 
2012-12-10 06:59:16 AM  

The Southern Dandy: [media.tumblr.com image 500x316]


what the holy f*ck, man? why?
 
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