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(LA Times)   Mexican American superstar singer and major MILF Jenni Rivera dead in plane crash at 43. Jennifer Lopez to start filming biopic in 3...2   (latimes.com) divider line 22
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2012-12-10 01:03:29 AM
14 votes:
It's as if millions of illegal immigrants cried out at once, and were then told to get back to work.
2012-12-10 07:17:33 AM
3 votes:
If she had survived impact, it would have been only a matter of time to find her....

m.s11.pollpigeon.com

ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.


It ain't official until Radar staggers into the O.R. without a mask.
2012-12-10 01:35:04 AM
3 votes:

ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.


It just means the remains haven't been recovered yet. However, I hear the crews did find a big box full of Sharpies, so they can probably just call it. 

/Aisle seat.
2012-12-10 01:13:52 AM
3 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: It's as if millions of illegal immigrants cried out at once, and were then told to get back to work.


...Damn.

I chuckled, but Jesus.
mjg
2012-12-10 02:44:55 AM
2 votes:
occupylb.org
presente
el'holographic gigante reunion con Selena, Lisa Left-eye Lopes, et Jenni Rivera

/Mega
//si
2012-12-10 12:44:06 AM
2 votes:
moronwatch.net
R.I.P. Rivera
2012-12-10 12:29:20 PM
1 votes:
crackbillionair.files.wordpress.com

It wasnt the mariachi band
2012-12-10 09:21:05 AM
1 votes:
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say?
2012-12-10 09:14:53 AM
1 votes:
A good rule of thumb is that most Farkers have never heard of someone, that person is not a superstar.
2012-12-10 09:03:30 AM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-10 06:57:40 AM
1 votes:

Friskya: [www.biography.com image 402x402]
Unavailable for comment.

/hot


Ha. Ha. Ha. You're as funny as a tennis shoe in a toilet.
2012-12-10 06:27:17 AM
1 votes:
www.biography.com
Unavailable for comment.

/hot
2012-12-10 02:21:02 AM
1 votes:

FuryOfFirestorm: When will musicians learn to stay the f*ck away from planes? Was Buddy Holly, Pasty Cline, John Denver, Aaliyah and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd not warning enough?


Don't forget Ricky Nelson. But he managed to breed first, and so Earth was blessed with Nelson

www.liquid-blue.com

Cousin Larry! Today, I got cloned and went shopping with Poison! Now I never have do the dance of joy alone again!
2012-12-10 02:10:03 AM
1 votes:

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"


Yeah, that's good! I dig that, man. But y'know while you were singing that, I wrote another tune. It's a little more rock n roll.

BEANERS!
BEANERS!


I gotta work a little more on the lyrics.
2012-12-10 01:40:48 AM
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.


...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.


Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.
2012-12-10 01:33:08 AM
1 votes:

Ed Willy: ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.

I'd be more concerned if she was "feared un-dead". I am not prepared for the zombie uprising.


I, for one, welcome our new illegal zombie overlords.
2012-12-10 01:25:40 AM
1 votes:
Crap, first that jazz guy I didn't know, now a Mexican American singer. My borderline hipster friends are going to be sitting Shiva all through Hanukah.
2012-12-10 01:21:43 AM
1 votes:
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
2012-12-10 01:11:46 AM
1 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.



...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
2012-12-10 01:02:18 AM
1 votes:
My Latino/Latina co workers have been sad about this all day. They have been watching Univision all day.
2012-12-10 12:51:51 AM
1 votes:

Apos: [moronwatch.net image 346x499]
R.I.P. Rivera


Makes me think of:

25.media.tumblr.com
2012-12-10 12:40:46 AM
1 votes:
Jennifer Lopez is gonna have to gain a bit of weight to pull that part off.
 
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