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(LA Times)   Mexican American superstar singer and major MILF Jenni Rivera dead in plane crash at 43. Jennifer Lopez to start filming biopic in 3...2   (latimes.com) divider line 121
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2012-12-10 03:38:19 AM
 
2012-12-10 05:01:18 AM
the yam-oh-be-there from michael mcdonald is forgiving for Peg.
 
2012-12-10 05:03:12 AM
"Mexican American singer Jenni Rivera, a popular recording artist and reality television star, is feared dead after a small plane crashed early Sunday in northern Mexico.

Mexico's Ministry of Transportation and Communications said the Learjet carrying seven people, including Rivera, was found in mountainous terrain in Nuevo Leon. There were no survivors, authorities said."


So, less feared dead and more actually dead.

That right thar is sum good reportin'!
 
182
2012-12-10 05:08:10 AM
pilot should have checked the payload.
 
2012-12-10 05:12:48 AM

e-christ: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"

Yeah, that's good! I dig that, man. But y'know while you were singing that, I wrote another tune. It's a little more rock n roll.

BEANERS!
BEANERS!

I gotta work a little more on the lyrics.


Link
 
2012-12-10 05:13:32 AM
Mother I Lost (to) Flying?
Mother I Loaded (with) Formaldehyde?
 
2012-12-10 06:27:17 AM
www.biography.com
Unavailable for comment.

/hot
 
2012-12-10 06:57:40 AM

Friskya: [www.biography.com image 402x402]
Unavailable for comment.

/hot


Ha. Ha. Ha. You're as funny as a tennis shoe in a toilet.
 
2012-12-10 07:17:33 AM
If she had survived impact, it would have been only a matter of time to find her....

m.s11.pollpigeon.com

ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.


It ain't official until Radar staggers into the O.R. without a mask.
 
2012-12-10 07:19:30 AM
I never fly those puerto rican airlines.
 
2012-12-10 07:27:41 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: are we going to turn this " SUPERSTARS " death into a thread about cover songs? i never have heard of this woman. the death of anyone can be sad.

best cover song celtic frost - mexican radio


Oh, I hope I can find this on YouTube.
 
2012-12-10 07:40:17 AM
The sad thing is without Dave Blood, there's no chance we'll ever get an updated version of Air Crash Museum

/People lined for miles Just to see 'em
//RIP
 
2012-12-10 07:45:19 AM
Who?

*google image search*

Maybe the plane exceeded it's weight limitation?
 
2012-12-10 07:50:37 AM
Linking to a page with autoplay streaming video? Bad subby
 
2012-12-10 07:54:44 AM

Mega Steve: FuryOfFirestorm: When will musicians learn to stay the f*ck away from planes? Was Buddy Holly, Pasty Cline, John Denver, Aaliyah and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd not warning enough?

Don't forget Ricky Nelson. But he managed to breed first, and so Earth was blessed with Nelson

[www.liquid-blue.com image 315x441]

Cousin Larry! Today, I got cloned and went shopping with Poison! Now I never have do the dance of joy alone again!


Damn. Those are some hot chicks.
 
2012-12-10 08:18:15 AM

ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.


I'm pretty sure news agencies will use ambiguous terms like that until an official report states that her body has been recovered and identified.

Also, I have no clue who this person is. But RIP I guess.
 
ecl
2012-12-10 08:20:36 AM

propasaurus: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Hollie Maea: Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.

nice try. the breeze, that smell. gimme three steps, saturday night special, what's your name.

they deserve a little bit more. the opening of the original longest yard alone.

I could've sworn those were all the same song.


That just makes you a dipsh*t.
 
2012-12-10 08:28:25 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: ... that was not composed by them but by Clapton's favorite songwriter J.J. Cale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlppIdtLw5A

(Cale's original version from 1972)


Huh, learn something every day. Thanks for the little bit of useless trivia (seriously). That's a nice version JJ does.

/oh yeah, RIP nice looking singer that I never heard of
 
2012-12-10 08:39:46 AM
HOLY CRAP! Do you know how hard you have to work to crash a Lear 25?

That pilot was a genius!
 
2012-12-10 08:41:28 AM
Just to make this thread worthwhile and informative:

cdn.enelbrasero.com
 
2012-12-10 08:48:53 AM

Great Janitor: Just as I said when I learned of the death of Selena:

Who???


She played Norteno music. The only people who listen to that shiat are Americans with Mexican sounding names, and a few Regios. Mexico would be better off ceding Monterray to the US anyway. They don't even know how to speak proper Spanish.
 
2012-12-10 08:51:07 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Just to make this thread worthwhile and informative:

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Nice ass-injections. Nothing "Mexican" about that piece of work; the gringos can have her 100%!
 
2012-12-10 08:51:37 AM
She had flappy boobs.
 
2012-12-10 08:52:21 AM
Just caught the news story on CTV....In Toronto, Ontario........where we have exactly 2 Spanish speaking people in the entire city.

//
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Who?
 
2012-12-10 08:57:37 AM

Turbo Cojones: Great Janitor: Just as I said when I learned of the death of Selena:

Who???

She played Norteno music. The only people who listen to that shiat are Americans with Mexican sounding names, and a few Regios. Mexico would be better off ceding Monterray to the US anyway. They don't even know how to speak proper Spanish.


No, the people that live next door to them have to listen to it too. From 6:00 in the God damned morning until you go bang on the garage door and tell them to shut the fark up. Weekend after weekend after weekend.
 
ecl
2012-12-10 09:02:27 AM

Turbo Cojones: OtherLittleGuy: Just to make this thread worthwhile and informative:

[cdn.enelbrasero.com image 732x800]

Nice ass-injections. Nothing "Mexican" about that piece of work; the gringos can have her 100%!


No, you can keep your whale corpse along with your crippling drug violence.
 
2012-12-10 09:03:30 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 09:10:39 AM
CNN said she was s big as Madonna and J-LO. I'm sorry to see her die but I've never heard of her.
 
2012-12-10 09:14:53 AM
A good rule of thumb is that most Farkers have never heard of someone, that person is not a superstar.
 
2012-12-10 09:19:01 AM
Flea markets across north and central america will be removing her cd off their shelves immediately and her 8 fans released this statement: "we miss her".
 
2012-12-10 09:21:05 AM
I wish I was in Tijuana
Eating barbecued iguana
I'd take requests on the telephone
I'm on a wavelength far from home
I feel a hot wind on my shoulder
I dial it in from south of the border
I hear the talking of the DJ
Can't understand just what does he say?
 
2012-12-10 09:24:54 AM
Did the plane crash because she was eating it?

If that's what passes for a MILF in subby's part of the world I hope I never have to live there.
 
2012-12-10 09:29:49 AM
Never heard of her. And after having seen clips on the news, I will say, paraphrasing Lilly Von Schtupop, Oh, how ordinary.
 
2012-12-10 09:31:46 AM
I misread it as 'major MILF Joan Rivers' and for a minute was confused and happy.
 
2012-12-10 09:34:28 AM
Meh. Never really liked her music, but it's sad when people die.

Unless it's corrupt politicians, then the mood changes.
 
2012-12-10 09:38:46 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Just to make this thread worthwhile and informative:

[cdn.enelbrasero.com image 732x800]


I know you are just playing to the nasty fark crowd, but come on, I just ate!
 
2012-12-10 09:38:50 AM

ecl: propasaurus: What_Would_Jimi_Do: Hollie Maea: Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.

nice try. the breeze, that smell. gimme three steps, saturday night special, what's your name.

they deserve a little bit more. the opening of the original longest yard alone.

I could've sworn those were all the same song.

That just makes you a dipsh*t.


Lynrd Skynrd: Srs Bsnss.
 
2012-12-10 10:06:09 AM
This is why I don't fly. :-(

Airplanes: the "Devil's Deathtrap"
 
2012-12-10 10:12:36 AM
Captain Steroid


This is why I don't fly. :-(

Airplanes: the "Devil's Deathtrap"




Not much of a captain, are you?
 
2012-12-10 10:23:26 AM

doctx: CNN said she was s big as Madonna and J-LO. I'm sorry to see her die but I've never heard of her.


Seeing as Jenni Rivera's life was more about whatever relationship/marriage/divorce/scandal she was going through at the moment.. which she would then turn into songs and public image (example: that picture of her with the tequila bottle)... I'm thinking she's an older-and-Mexican version of Taylor Swift.
 
2012-12-10 10:36:17 AM
Who? Oh, Telemundo. I thought they said superstar. Looking at the pictures, I think she may be more John Cena's type.
 
2012-12-10 10:58:00 AM

2xhelix: Oh my, she also liked to slug on something else (NSFW)


That was a good pose.......
 
2012-12-10 10:59:04 AM
Superstar my ass.

I didn´t even heard about her until yesterday (and I was fine with that) and I live in the city considered (sadly) one of the most important when it comes to norteño music.

Doesn´t surprise me though. When this quasi-famous people die the local media and the record labels go crazy since it´s usually when the sheep start to pay attention and spend money.
 
2012-12-10 11:02:04 AM

emiliogtz: Superstar my ass.

I didn´t even heard about her until yesterday (and I was fine with that) and I live in the city considered (sadly) one of the most important when it comes to norteño music.

Doesn´t surprise me though. When this quasi-famous people die the local media and the record labels go crazy since it´s usually when the sheep start to pay attention and spend money.


Yup, already they are suggesting to increase military spending, but not a single peep about it in the majority of the media, save a few newspapers.
 
2012-12-10 11:03:30 AM

shower_in_my_socks: DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.

...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.


and Randy farking Rhodes
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
mjg
2012-12-10 11:33:32 AM
Best known for:

m2.mattters.com

"Mock. Si. Ing. Si. Bird. Si. Si. Si. ..."
 
2012-12-10 11:36:14 AM

emiliogtz: When this quasi-famous people die


You consider someone with 15 million albums sold and multiple Latin Grammy nominations quasi-famous?
 
2012-12-10 11:42:54 AM
In some of the pics, she looks like Brandy Talore.

/GIS for yourselves, the last pic I posted of her was flagged as NSFW when it really wasn't.
 
2012-12-10 11:51:50 AM

2xhelix: emiliogtz: When this quasi-famous people die

You consider someone with 15 million albums sold and multiple Latin Grammy nominations quasi-famous?


Grammys? You're kidding right?

If you go to the source of that number on the Wikipedia page, you'll get to a local newspaper that does not list its sources. Hardly reliably. It is not uncommon for hispanic labels to inflate their sales numbers, ever heard of Thalia?
 
2012-12-10 11:52:50 AM

2xhelix: emiliogtz: When this quasi-famous people die

You consider someone with 15 million albums sold and multiple Latin Grammy nominations quasi-famous?


15 million total split between like 13 albums? That's not all that impressive, actually. To put that in perspective Supertramp's "Breakfast in America" sold over 20 million copies - and that is just one album they put out... in 1979.

And a Latin Grammy nomination? So she was just nominated, but didn't win, and it wasn't even a real Grammy? Yeah, very famous. So impressive.

She does look like she was pretty famous among people that run lunch buffets though.
 
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