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(LA Times)   Mexican American superstar singer and major MILF Jenni Rivera dead in plane crash at 43. Jennifer Lopez to start filming biopic in 3...2   (latimes.com) divider line 121
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2012-12-10 12:40:46 AM
Jennifer Lopez is gonna have to gain a bit of weight to pull that part off.
 
2012-12-10 12:44:06 AM
moronwatch.net
R.I.P. Rivera
 
2012-12-10 12:46:36 AM

Apos: [moronwatch.net image 346x499]
R.I.P. Rivera


Oh, that doesn't look creepy at all...

/shudder
 
2012-12-10 12:51:23 AM
So was she a superstar in Mexico then?
 
2012-12-10 12:51:37 AM
Damn. When I first heard this, I thought it was Joan Rivers who was dead. Celebrated for nothing
 
2012-12-10 12:51:51 AM

Apos: [moronwatch.net image 346x499]
R.I.P. Rivera


Makes me think of:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 12:59:53 AM
Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.
 
2012-12-10 01:02:18 AM
My Latino/Latina co workers have been sad about this all day. They have been watching Univision all day.
 
2012-12-10 01:03:29 AM
It's as if millions of illegal immigrants cried out at once, and were then told to get back to work.
 
2012-12-10 01:11:46 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.



...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.
 
2012-12-10 01:13:21 AM
RIP Ron Rivera

www.opposingviews.com
 
2012-12-10 01:13:52 AM

hulk hogan meat shoes: It's as if millions of illegal immigrants cried out at once, and were then told to get back to work.


...Damn.

I chuckled, but Jesus.
 
2012-12-10 01:17:41 AM
Just as I said when I learned of the death of Selena:

Who???
 
2012-12-10 01:17:48 AM
Mexican-American Not sure if i should mourn or plan on waking up 20 minutes early and stopping off at home depot to pick up a new worker in the morning.
 
2012-12-10 01:21:43 AM
Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
 
2012-12-10 01:23:10 AM

shower_in_my_socks: DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.


...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.


And Stevie Ray Vaughan if you count helicopters.
 
2012-12-10 01:23:15 AM
Subby, it's Mexican American superstar singer and major GMILF Jenni Rivera
 
2012-12-10 01:25:40 AM
Crap, first that jazz guy I didn't know, now a Mexican American singer. My borderline hipster friends are going to be sitting Shiva all through Hanukah.
 
2012-12-10 01:25:46 AM
She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.
 
2012-12-10 01:28:39 AM

ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.


I'd be more concerned if she was "feared un-dead". I am not prepared for the zombie uprising.
 
2012-12-10 01:30:07 AM

Ronnie_Zman: Subby, it's Mexican American superstar singer and major GMILF Jenni Rivera


She was 43, dude. Unless--

*rereads article*

"Grandmother of two"? Well...that doesn't put naughty images in my head at all...

/are they worse when the subject has passed?
 
2012-12-10 01:33:08 AM

Ed Willy: ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.

I'd be more concerned if she was "feared un-dead". I am not prepared for the zombie uprising.


I, for one, welcome our new illegal zombie overlords.
 
2012-12-10 01:35:04 AM

ukexpat: She was on the plane and it crashed with no survivors. What's "feared dead" about that? She *is* dead.


It just means the remains haven't been recovered yet. However, I hear the crews did find a big box full of Sharpies, so they can probably just call it. 

/Aisle seat.
 
2012-12-10 01:37:18 AM

stoli n coke: shower_in_my_socks: DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.


...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.

And Stevie Ray Vaughan if you count helicopters.



I've checked with the judges, and they are allowing helicopter entries. So Vaughan makes the list.
 
2012-12-10 01:40:48 AM

shower_in_my_socks: DarkSoulNoHope: Make sure to say hi to Aaliyah, John Denver, Ritchie Valens, and The Big Bopper for me.


...and Otis Redding, Buddy Holly, and most of Lynyrd Skynyrd.


Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.
 
2012-12-10 01:47:46 AM
She was a big star a few years ago, but kind of fell back to earth.
 
2012-12-10 01:51:10 AM
Jenni hit a block?
 
2012-12-10 01:55:06 AM
Any woman who can slug out of a tequila bottle onstage is fine in my book. RIP slugger.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-10 01:57:34 AM
Oh my, she also liked to slug on something else (NSFW)
 
2012-12-10 01:58:34 AM

Clutch2013: Ronnie_Zman: Subby, it's Mexican American superstar singer and major GMILF Jenni Rivera

She was 43, dude. Unless--

*rereads article*

"Grandmother of two"? Well...that doesn't put naughty images in my head at all...

/are they worse when the subject has passed?


Approves!

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 01:59:06 AM
When will musicians learn to stay the f*ck away from planes? Was Buddy Holly, Pasty Cline, John Denver, Aaliyah and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd not warning enough?
 
2012-12-10 02:09:59 AM
Meh, she's no Jennifer Pena, I went to school with her hotter sister, and if she ain't no Jennifer Pena, I don't give a shiat.
 
2012-12-10 02:10:03 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fights,
they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too.

Mexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and chemma
and have a son in law named jeff.

Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning
but they have to so they do it real slow.

Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school
and take spanish and get a B.

Mexican Americans love their Nana's and their Nono's and their
Nina's and their Nino's........ Nano Nano Nina Nono!

Mexican Americans don't like to go to the movies where the
dude has to wear contact lenses to make his blue eyes brown
cause don't it make my brown eyes blue.....

"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"


Yeah, that's good! I dig that, man. But y'know while you were singing that, I wrote another tune. It's a little more rock n roll.

BEANERS!
BEANERS!


I gotta work a little more on the lyrics.
 
2012-12-10 02:10:52 AM
Well if the damn Mexican Americans next door would stop putting their shiat in our garbage bins, I would have a sad
 
2012-12-10 02:12:21 AM

Fano: Meh, she's no Jennifer Pena, I went to school with her hotter sister, and if she ain't no Jennifer Pena, I don't give a shiat.

Pics or it didn't happen
 
2012-12-10 02:14:15 AM
Mexicans really shouldn't fly
 
2012-12-10 02:20:37 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Fano: Meh, she's no Jennifer Pena, I went to school with her hotter sister, and if she ain't no Jennifer Pena, I don't give a shiat.
Pics or it didn't happen


Her name is Janet and is an optometrist in Texas.
 
2012-12-10 02:21:02 AM

FuryOfFirestorm: When will musicians learn to stay the f*ck away from planes? Was Buddy Holly, Pasty Cline, John Denver, Aaliyah and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd not warning enough?


Don't forget Ricky Nelson. But he managed to breed first, and so Earth was blessed with Nelson

www.liquid-blue.com

Cousin Larry! Today, I got cloned and went shopping with Poison! Now I never have do the dance of joy alone again!
 
2012-12-10 02:22:53 AM

Hollie Maea: Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.


nice try. the breeze, that smell. gimme three steps, saturday night special, what's your name.

they deserve a little bit more. the opening of the original longest yard alone.
 
2012-12-10 02:33:22 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: Hollie Maea: Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.

nice try. the breeze, that smell. gimme three steps, saturday night special, what's your name.

they deserve a little bit more. the opening of the original longest yard alone.


I could've sworn those were all the same song.
 
2012-12-10 02:39:59 AM

Hollie Maea: Pity Lynyrd Skynyrd died before they were able to write a second song.


i am sure there are a thousand bands that get labeled "the band that did that one song". i am sure there are a ton of people that lable herbie hancock " the guy that did rockit". he was a genius 20 years before rockit.

/all music is appreciated by most all people, and your choice in music sucks.

//did i do that correctly?
 
mjg
2012-12-10 02:44:55 AM
occupylb.org
presente
el'holographic gigante reunion con Selena, Lisa Left-eye Lopes, et Jenni Rivera

/Mega
//si
 
2012-12-10 02:48:11 AM

Mega Steve: FuryOfFirestorm: When will musicians learn to stay the f*ck away from planes? Was Buddy Holly, Pasty Cline, John Denver, Aaliyah and half of Lynyrd Skynyrd not warning enough?

Don't forget Ricky Nelson. But he managed to breed first, and so Earth was blessed with Nelson

[www.liquid-blue.com image 315x441]

Cousin Larry! Today, I got cloned and went shopping with Poison! Now I never have do the dance of joy alone again!


Oh, FFS Steve. WHY? Why would you do that? We had a perfectly good thread with a chick with most of her tits out and a bottle of booze in it and you post THAT? Dude. Time out. 5 minutes. No posting. Think about your actions and join us when you're ready to not post silliness on FARK.
 
2012-12-10 02:50:22 AM

What_Would_Jimi_Do: nice try. the breeze, that smell. gimme three steps, saturday night special, what's your name.

they deserve a little bit more. the opening of the original longest yard alone.


While I like Skynyrd's music more than many here (and vehemently believe that the name should have passed with Ronnie), that was not composed by them but by Clapton's favorite songwriter J.J. Cale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlppIdtLw5A

(Cale's original version from 1972)
 
2012-12-10 02:52:47 AM
I assume she's actually been to Mexico to have that racial profile...

On another note, Africa is apparently full of african americans who've never been to America!
 
2012-12-10 03:11:42 AM

Pandora's Litterbox: What_Would_Jimi_Do: nice try. the breeze, that smell. gimme three steps, saturday night special, what's your name.

they deserve a little bit more. the opening of the original longest yard alone.

While I like Skynyrd's music more than many here (and vehemently believe that the name should have passed with Ronnie), that was not composed by them but by Clapton's favorite songwriter J.J. Cale.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlppIdtLw5A

(Cale's original version from 1972)


i didn't say they did it originally, and i am sure there is some african american that jj cale stole it from. my point was LS was more than one song.
 
2012-12-10 03:12:53 AM
eric claypton ripped off everyone.

jj cale, don williams and hendrix LOL
 
2012-12-10 03:22:18 AM
are we going to turn this " SUPERSTARS " death into a thread about cover songs? i never have heard of this woman. the death of anyone can be sad.

best cover song celtic frost - mexican radio
 
2012-12-10 03:28:29 AM
Paging Basemetal...
 
2012-12-10 03:30:12 AM
 
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