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(Daily Mail)   Brace yourselves: Someone has just bought the entire world supply of donkey cheese   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 80
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2012-12-10 01:22:02 AM
...prepared to pay up to £400 a pound for it.

I'd eat half a pound of the stuff for 800 bucks on a bet but I'd prolly have to be really drunk first and a double dog dare would need to be in play
 
2012-12-10 01:23:06 AM
Quite a bit of cheddar involved, then?
 
2012-12-10 01:31:27 AM
Someone Anyone? that bastard!
 
2012-12-10 01:31:50 AM

Apos: Quite a bit of cheddar involved, then?


Cheddar?

*blink*

thewisecracker.com

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

/You're in no position to judge here after that last joke :>p.
 
2012-12-10 02:03:09 AM

quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.


Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?
 
2012-12-10 02:05:49 AM

Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?


Not *today* sir, no.
 
2012-12-10 03:00:40 AM
I want to try wolverine cheese.
 
2012-12-10 05:17:56 AM
I really wasn't given enough warning to brace myself for this.

I love donkey cheexe!!!
 
2012-12-10 05:21:59 AM

quatchi: Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not *today* sir, no.


Camembert?
 
2012-12-10 05:22:27 AM
Ok, NOW I want off this planet
 
2012-12-10 05:25:07 AM
That seems awfully steep for ass cheese.
 
2012-12-10 05:26:39 AM
How can you buy it all when my donkeys are producing it right now?
 
2012-12-10 05:30:35 AM

quatchi: Apos: Quite a bit of cheddar involved, then?

Cheddar?

*blink*

[thewisecracker.com image 320x244]

Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

/You're in no position to judge here after that last joke :>p.


I usually think Monty Python references are overused but I have to admit this time it's very appropriate.

Who the fark wants donkey cheese anyway? They're filthy animals. They're like horses but much worse.
 
2012-12-10 05:33:33 AM
Pretty sure in South America they make this stuff also. Zimmern drank milk fresh from a donkey on his show.
 
2012-12-10 05:35:27 AM
Step 1: Corner the market for donkey cheese.
Step 2: ????
Step 3: Profit Total world domination. 

For some reason I'm imagining the guy rubbing his hands together and cackling.
 
2012-12-10 05:45:44 AM
I'm off to buy some Emmental before Federer gets any ideas.
 
2012-12-10 05:52:36 AM
Djokovic looks like a donkey, too
 
2012-12-10 06:00:02 AM
How about some donkey punch to wash it down with?
 
2012-12-10 06:01:03 AM

sexorcisst: That seems awfully steep for ass cheese.


Annnnnd THERE'S where or thread ends, boys and girls

/why didn't I think of it that way?
 
2012-12-10 06:02:02 AM
Came here to make a donkey punch joke, but Prank Call of Cthulhu just beat me to it. Now I feel like an ass.
 
2012-12-10 06:07:44 AM
time to find some gordon ramsay you farking donkey clips.
 
2012-12-10 06:11:04 AM

DiRF: quatchi: Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not *today* sir, no.

Camembert?


Do you in fact, have any cheese at all?
 
2012-12-10 06:13:46 AM
Free shipping?
 
2012-12-10 06:23:22 AM
Why don't we just post a big DailyMail link at the top of Fark?
 
2012-12-10 06:30:11 AM

Wizard Drongo: DiRF: quatchi: Somacandra: quatchi: Well, we don't get much call for it around here, sir.

Venezuelan Beaver Cheese?

Not *today* sir, no.

Camembert?

Do you in fact, have any cheese at all?


No sir. Not a scrap. I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

*blink*
 
2012-12-10 06:38:30 AM
Brayce ourselves? OK.
 
2012-12-10 06:44:06 AM

majik624: Brayce ourselves? OK.


Sure thing, tardface.
 
2012-12-10 06:44:22 AM
i.huffpost.com

What? No Donkey Sauce? Denied!?
 
2012-12-10 06:45:45 AM

Shyla: Why don't we just post a big DailyMail link at the top of Fark?


Daily Mail is the ginger child of Fark. Confirm/Deny?
 
2012-12-10 06:49:16 AM
No Donkey Hote?

/obscure?
 
2012-12-10 06:50:02 AM
i136.photobucket.com
someone say donkey?
 
2012-12-10 06:50:24 AM

LaughingRadish: No Donkey Hote?

/obscure?


/elkabong'd
 
2012-12-10 06:54:50 AM

Onkel Buck: [i136.photobucket.com image 288x432]
someone say donkey?


You suck.
 
2012-12-10 07:01:22 AM
Someone on St. John (USVI) ought to get wind of the fact that people will pay through the nose for this stuff. Not only is the island crawling with wild goats, there are feral donkeys everywhere...and they just...roam around, mooching off tourists occasionally, enjoying the nice weather... Nice place to be a donkey all things considered.
 
2012-12-10 07:07:26 AM
thumbs.newschoolers.com
 
2012-12-10 07:29:55 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: Pretty sure in South America they make this stuff also. Zimmern drank milk fresh from a donkey on his show.


If they do, his restaurant will be ruined!
 
2012-12-10 07:34:46 AM
Sorry, I got hungry
 
2012-12-10 07:38:24 AM
I am still trying to figure out who Brace yourselves Someone is. South American celebrity, maybe?
 
2012-12-10 07:44:10 AM

buttcat: I am still trying to figure out who Brace yourselves Someone is. South American celebrity, maybe?


Dr. Where's Stanley Tweedle, you're needed in surgery.

www.sadgeezer.com
 
2012-12-10 07:46:13 AM
p2.la-img.com
 
2012-12-10 07:47:28 AM
Damn... what will I enjoy with my Muttonbrau now?
 
2012-12-10 07:50:00 AM
They laughed at me! But once again, the conservative donkey cheese heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor.
 
2012-12-10 07:50:50 AM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-10 07:53:46 AM

Ishkur: [i177.photobucket.com image 600x508]


Yes, this is what I wanted to see. Bless you, sir or madam.
 
2012-12-10 07:56:14 AM
www.thelmagazine.com

RIP DONKEY CHEESE


/feels ashamed now
 
2012-12-10 07:57:13 AM

jimmyego: How can you buy it all when my donkeys are producing it right now?


Actually came in here to say this, but...
 
2012-12-10 08:03:00 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Honkey cheese
 
2012-12-10 08:06:37 AM
images.starpulse.com
 
2012-12-10 08:15:17 AM
download.gamespotcdn.net

No really, why??
 
2012-12-10 08:16:56 AM
 
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