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(Daily Mail)   You can relax, all your Christmas crap has arrived from China   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Airbus A380, Marco Polo, Christmas Gift, football pitch, CMA CGM Marco Polo, Britain, Charles de Gaulle, water treatment  
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2012-12-10 12:52:02 AM  
4 votes:
It's hard to believe a ship could carry so much lead without capsizing.
2012-12-10 01:08:41 AM  
3 votes:
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2012-12-10 01:05:36 AM  
2 votes:

gaspode: a 396 metre long ship is 51 times longer than a 'super-liner'?

am I the only one seeing a flaw in this statement?

The QM2 is 345 meters long, which is exactly 51 meters shorter than the largest container ship in the world.

/proof reading, how does that shiat work?
2012-12-10 03:27:32 AM  
1 vote:
Melly Chlistmas!
2012-12-10 02:19:05 AM  
1 vote:

whidbey: No Catchy Nickname: Honestly, 51 times longer than a massive ocean liner? Nice job, chaps

Well it can also travel 18 times the speed of light, too.

Ah, yes, but can it do the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs?
2012-12-10 01:44:06 AM  
1 vote:

FunkOut: It's too bad people in American won't make crap for $2 a day.

They will, and pretty soon. The upside to the fiscal cliff is that at least the sweatshop is in the shade after lunch.
2012-12-10 01:08:10 AM  
1 vote:

gaspode: a 396 metre long ship is 51 times longer than a 'super-liner'?

am I the only one seeing a flaw in this statement?

What they meant is it can travel at 51 times the speed of light.
2012-12-10 01:06:27 AM  
1 vote:
Modern people get their stuff from some place in the amazon...
2012-12-10 12:59:17 AM  
1 vote:
a 396 metre long ship is 51 times longer than a 'super-liner'?

am I the only one seeing a flaw in this statement?
2012-12-10 12:54:48 AM  
1 vote:
So if we wanted to go all Fight Club, can somebody run me through the pros and cons of blowing up this ship vs. blowing up the banks?

/ ...
// Was that a knock at my door?
/// Shhh... everybody shut up for a second.
2012-12-10 12:53:45 AM  
1 vote:
Yay, my arsenic laced Dead Dolls are here!
2012-12-10 12:51:10 AM  
1 vote:
Meh, I can relax because my Christmas present to my sister arrived in China.
2012-12-10 12:49:14 AM  
1 vote:
hurr subby's a commie liburul hurr WAR ON CHRISTMAS
2012-12-10 12:47:59 AM  
1 vote:
I get all my decent Christmas shiat from the Winter Wonerland in the Northeast corner of the Ikea parking lot in Paramus, New Jersey
2012-12-10 12:47:09 AM  
1 vote:
Are Red & Green dingleberries , crap?
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-09 10:19:25 PM  
1 vote:
Odd to see a London registry. I thought ships were ordinarily registered in East Nowhereistan for legal reasons.
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