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(CBC)   Planet of the Apes is coming true. Monkeys are now getting dressed and shopping for Swedish furniture   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Toronto Ikea  
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2012-12-09 10:48:19 PM  
10 votes:
And that's why I never take macaque out in public.
2012-12-09 10:52:58 PM  
4 votes:

is on the case.
2012-12-10 07:04:44 AM  
3 votes:
Looks like someone on Reddit has found the explanation as to why there was a monkey left at Ikea:
2012-12-09 08:12:41 PM  
3 votes:
That's the ugliest dwarf I've ever seen!
2012-12-09 10:35:40 PM  
2 votes:
Haven't you always wanted a mon-KEY.
2012-12-10 04:38:18 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-10 09:02:03 AM  
1 vote:
I was going to go to that IKEA yesterday, but we decided to wait and go during the week instead. On weekends it's a zoo.

2012-12-10 08:47:11 AM  
1 vote:
Here I come
Walkin' down the stree
I get the funniest looks from
everyone I meet
2012-12-10 01:11:30 AM  
1 vote:
2012-12-10 01:05:08 AM  
1 vote:

cynicalMFer: That would explain my experience at the Portland IKEA yesterday. Buncha monkeys in the store wandering around the place.

/get. the. FARK. out. of. the. way.
//yes, its a teacup. Have you never seen one before?
2012-12-10 12:44:24 AM  
1 vote:

Loud_Mouth_Soup: I arrived about 10 minutes after they caught him. I was quite upset they didn't let him get comfy in one of the living rooms up on the second floor.

I also work across the street, so I'll stop by tomorrow to see if they've got him working the lunch shift the cafeteria.

He better be wearing gloves if he does

Take your stinking paws off my food, you damn dirty ape! Oh, and can we get more breadsticks?
2012-12-09 11:41:23 PM  
1 vote:
I had nothing to do with this.
2012-12-09 11:33:14 PM  
1 vote:

ShuyaNanahara: And that's why I never take macaque out in public.

Win. Wondered when that was coming.
2012-12-09 11:30:14 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe the monkey was the lookout.
2012-12-09 11:23:07 PM  
1 vote:
it's the meatballs with gravy and those berries (Lingol berries?). Whatever they are, they're eff'n irresistible.
2012-12-09 11:22:00 PM  
1 vote:

Marcus Aurelius: [ image 220x200]
That's the ugliest dwarf I've ever seen!

On the other hand, Snooki's kid is pretty advanced on the walking.
2012-12-09 11:13:44 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-09 10:55:06 PM  
1 vote:

Hear no Christmas music,
Speak no Christmas greeting,
See no Christmas adverts.
2012-12-09 10:51:58 PM  
1 vote:
He went missing and 30 minutes later someone got a really hairy meatball.
2012-12-09 10:48:06 PM  
1 vote:
Like everyone else, he has become a slave to the IKEA nesting instinct.
2012-12-09 10:29:48 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: Well at least they caught it, so it's not on the lam anymore.

I sheep what you did there...
2012-12-09 10:29:03 PM  
1 vote:
I think it's more likely the monkey works there

/it would explain the instructions
2012-12-09 10:13:29 PM  
1 vote:
Well at least they caught it, so it's not on the lam anymore.
2012-12-09 09:54:08 PM  
1 vote:
2012-12-09 09:24:14 PM  
1 vote:
/ Guenter unimpressed
2012-12-09 08:25:43 PM  
1 vote:
When they're not working on their abs, Pankun and James shop too.
2012-12-09 08:11:43 PM  
1 vote:
"It was the weirdest thing." she told CBC News. "I thought I was going insane."

That IS the kind of thing that will make you blink your eyes and shake your head a couple times.
2012-12-09 08:02:32 PM  
1 vote:
"It must be somebody's pet because he was wearing a jacket," the Ikea spokesperson said earlier, referring to the monkey, which was wearing a miniature, brown, shearling-type jacket.

Well, Duh.
2012-12-09 06:58:03 PM  
1 vote:

colinspooky: cousins

2012-12-09 06:43:38 PM  
1 vote:
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