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(Some Guy)   Live video streaming of same-sex couples getting married today at City Hall in Seattle. Lots of dust in these old government buildings   (married.seattle.gov) divider line 292
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2012-12-09 06:15:23 PM

Miss Stein: This picture makes my heart happy. You gentlemen go with your awesome selves.


Bears repeating.

OK, only twice, but still.
 
2012-12-09 06:15:39 PM
That's so gay.
 
2012-12-09 06:16:02 PM

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: Miss Stein: This picture makes my heart happy. You gentlemen go with your awesome selves.


I saw that on fark the other day and it put a big old happy smile on my face.  I hope these gentlemen are amongst those getting married today.

Bears repeating.

/had to

shakes tiny fist

 
2012-12-09 06:16:43 PM

jehovahs random negro: Pathetic. A celebration of moral depravity with the full support of government in direct violation of the First Amendment. We're shredding the Constitution and dancing while this once great country burns.

Pick up your guns, boys and girls. The Democrats are just getting warmed up.


Awwwwwww, wookit da cute widdle twoll!
 
2012-12-09 06:18:47 PM
I'm so wishy washy. I'm crying tears of joy for these couples ^_^
 
2012-12-09 06:19:24 PM
A momentous day. Good luck to all those happy newlyweds :3

And a "Suck it hard" to the homophobes, assholes, and conservatives.
 
2012-12-09 06:20:29 PM
Good stuff.. but sheesh I totally read that headline wrong first time through
 
2012-12-09 06:21:23 PM

Miss Stein: Hobodeluxe: would have been a great week to be in Seattle. First the pot prohibition ending and now this. + 2 for liberty and freedom

And the Seahawks are up 38-0 at halftime at home against the Cardinals. It's a wunnerful week to be in Seattle.


This should be the pitch for future gay marriage initiatives. "Let the gays marry and your team gets to put an utter beatdown on their opponents the Sunday it's legal"

Texas would be bussing in additional gay folks and financing their weddings.
 
2012-12-09 06:22:13 PM
I don't want to watch straight people get married with all the "look at me! look at me!" shiat that just gets old really fast, why the fark would I want to watch the same sex get married?
 
2012-12-09 06:23:33 PM
City of Seattle @CityofSeattle

Overheard, a volunteer: "this is one of the best things I've ever done."
 
2012-12-09 06:24:10 PM

jayphat: I don't want to watch straight people get married with all the "look at me! look at me!" shiat that just gets old really fast, why the fark would I want to watch the same sex get married?


You don't have to, some people want to and no one is forced to participate. See everyone is happy.
 
2012-12-09 06:24:39 PM

jayphat: I don't want to watch straight people get married with all the "look at me! look at me!" shiat that just gets old really fast, why the fark would I want to watch the same sex get married?


Who's forcing you to watch EITHER marriage? Why do people like you feel the need to say such retarded things?
 
2012-12-09 06:24:58 PM

Glockenspiel Hero: Miss Stein: Hobodeluxe: would have been a great week to be in Seattle. First the pot prohibition ending and now this. + 2 for liberty and freedom

And the Seahawks are up 38-0 at halftime at home against the Cardinals. It's a wunnerful week to be in Seattle.

This should be the pitch for future gay marriage initiatives. "Let the gays marry and your team gets to put an utter beatdown on their opponents the Sunday it's legal"

Texas would be bussing in additional gay folks and financing their weddings.


You, sir, win an internet :3
 
2012-12-09 06:25:59 PM

captainmaxthedestroyer: I don't understand why same sex marriage is even discussed. The arguments don't make sense.


Which arguments, the ones in favor of gay marriage (civil rights for all) or the ones against (homofags make Baby Jesus™ cry)?
 
2012-12-09 06:27:13 PM

jayphat: I don't want to watch straight people get married with all the "look at me! look at me!" shiat that just gets old really fast, why the fark would I want to watch the same sex get married?


There will come a day when this is no longer exceptional, when it is common. And that day will be just as awesome as this one
 
2012-12-09 06:27:37 PM

jehovahs random negro: Pathetic. A celebration of moral depravity with the full support of government in direct violation of the First Amendment. We're shredding the Constitution and dancing while this once great country burns.

Pick up your guns, boys and girls. The Democrats are just getting warmed up.


Not you girls though. You should be in the kitchen learning how to make a proper sandwich for your future husband. Preferrably whilst barefoot.
 
2012-12-09 06:29:34 PM

Knob_Gobbler: thought of eating pussy makes a lot of gay men gag.


Knob_Gobbler: DorkusThe2nd: Am I bad because seeing two men kissing makes me want to gag?

No, but it makes you bad if you want prevent them from getting married. I think the thought of eating pussy makes a lot of gay men gag.


Straight men, too. :-(
 
2012-12-09 06:30:10 PM

zerkalo: jayphat: I don't want to watch straight people get married with all the "look at me! look at me!" shiat that just gets old really fast, why the fark would I want to watch the same sex get married?

There will come a day when this is no longer exceptional, when it is common. And that day will be just as awesome as this one


So much this!!!
 
2012-12-09 06:30:27 PM

RaisingKane: jehovahs random negro: Pathetic. A celebration of moral depravity with the full support of government in direct violation of the First Amendment. We're shredding the Constitution and dancing while this once great country burns.

Pick up your guns, boys and girls. The Democrats are just getting warmed up.

But the democrats already took our guns. :(


------

They took MY guns and gave them to gay-married muslim aborted commie crack-babies on welfare!

/ congrats to all the happy couples
 
2012-12-09 06:32:46 PM
Nobody cares, stop acting like you're so farking special.
 
2012-12-09 06:33:01 PM
This is a wedding.

www.1950swedding.com

This is an atrocity.

farm9.staticflickr.com

If you can't tell the difference then you're a victim of the same politically correct government school mandate of "multiculturalism" and religious disrespect that has been tearing this country apart for 50 years now.

/not to mention spitting in the face of the Heroic Men who wore that uniform
 
2012-12-09 06:33:38 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Nobody cares, stop acting like you're so farking special.


You cared enough to post in this thread.
 
2012-12-09 06:33:40 PM
Meh.....

Let me know when the divorces start.
 
2012-12-09 06:33:41 PM
So gay... Yay!
 
2012-12-09 06:33:47 PM
Worst gay porn ever
 
2012-12-09 06:34:29 PM
Congratulations


And welcome to the most miserable time of your life.
 
2012-12-09 06:34:51 PM

jehovahs random negro: This is a wedding.

[www.1950swedding.com image 676x519]

This is an atrocity.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]

If you can't tell the difference then you're a victim of the same politically correct government school mandate of "multiculturalism" and religious disrespect that has been tearing this country apart for 50 years now.

/not to mention spitting in the face of the Heroic Men who wore that uniform


Bored because there aren't any Benghazi threads to shiat in?
 
2012-12-09 06:35:31 PM

jehovahs random negro: This is a wedding.

[www.1950swedding.com image 676x519]

This is an atrocity.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]

If you can't tell the difference then you're a victim of the same politically correct government school mandate of "multiculturalism" and religious disrespect that has been tearing this country apart for 50 years now.

/not to mention spitting in the face of the Heroic Men who wore that uniform


Is it just me or are those ladies on the right steps really really tiny? Like really tiny.
 
2012-12-09 06:35:39 PM
I'm just glad the Supreme Court is finally going to hear these cases so we can toss this government-sponsored homophobia bullsh*t into the can for good. The rationale for forbidding same-sex marriage is entirely religious, and according to the 1st Amendment we have no business codifying religious rules into federal or state law. There is no other reason to prevent same-sex marriage. The back-asswards churches don't have to marry The Gays if they don't want, but they have absolutely no right to force other people who have no association with them to adhere to their principles. Once again the Supreme Court has to drag conservatives, kicking and screaming, into the future by making them adhere to the Constitution they claim to venerate.
 
2012-12-09 06:35:53 PM

jayphat: I don't want to watch straight people get married with all the "look at me! look at me!" shiat that just gets old really fast, why the fark would I want to watch the same sex get married?


Nobody is forcing you to watch, so if you don't want to watch you don't have to.

The reason for the celebration is that they are no longer prohibited from marrying the people they love.

Suppose bacon was outlawed because some religious nutjobs don't like the way it tastes and found some passage in a 3000-year-old collection of fairy tales which had already been around for thousands of years at that point before someone decided to write them down that supported their opinion that bacon is evil. Then, eventually, enough people got together to pass a resolution that declared bacon to be delicious, non-evil, and LEGAL. Wouldn't you celebrate with a baconburger, some bacon-fried bacon on the side and a glass of bacon vodak?
 
2012-12-09 06:37:05 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Nobody cares, stop acting like you're so farking special.


Look at you, pretending you don't know the difference between 'special' and 'equal'.

Nice imitation of a derp-fueled halfwit.

Ya had me going there for a second, ya rascal!
 
2012-12-09 06:37:23 PM

kimwim: Knob_Gobbler: DorkusThe2nd: Am I bad because seeing two men kissing makes me want to gag?

No, but it makes you bad if you want prevent them from getting married. I think the thought of eating pussy makes a lot of gay men gag.

Straight men, too. :-(


Speak for yourself!
 
2012-12-09 06:37:28 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Nobody cares, stop acting like you're so farking special.


Finally being treated as equal American citizens and human beings in this United States of America "where all men are created equal" = "special"?

Why are you trolls so farking dumb?
 
2012-12-09 06:38:30 PM
Next thing you know, they'll want a parade or something.
 
2012-12-09 06:38:32 PM

jehovahs random negro: This is a wedding.

[www.1950swedding.com image 676x519]

This is an atrocity.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]

If you can't tell the difference then you're a victim of the same politically correct government school mandate of "multiculturalism" and religious disrespect that has been tearing this country apart for 50 years now.

/not to mention spitting in the face of the Heroic Men who wore that uniform


That is one inbred looking straight couple in the first photo.
 
2012-12-09 06:38:33 PM

Gawdzila: I'm just glad the Supreme Court is finally going to hear these cases so we can toss this government-sponsored homophobia bullsh*t into the can for good. The rationale for forbidding same-sex marriage is entirely religious, and according to the 1st Amendment we have no business codifying religious rules into federal or state law. There is no other reason to prevent same-sex marriage. The back-asswards churches don't have to marry The Gays if they don't want, but they have absolutely no right to force other people who have no association with them to adhere to their principles. Once again the Supreme Court has to drag conservatives, kicking and screaming, into the future by making them adhere to the Constitution they claim to venerate.


It could be argued that the 1st just applies to preventing an official "Church of the USA" deal like the church of england was.

The real question is: why do we allow the government (at the state or federal level) to regulate marriage at all? All it is is a ceremony where two people say "I really like this other person!" WTF does the .gov have to do with that at all?
 
2012-12-09 06:40:02 PM

jehovahs random negro: This is a wedding.

[www.1950swedding.com image 676x519]

This is an atrocity.

[farm9.staticflickr.com image 500x332]

If you can't tell the difference then you're a victim of the same politically correct government school mandate of "multiculturalism" and religious disrespect that has been tearing this country apart for 50 years now.

/not to mention spitting in the face of the Heroic Men who wore that uniform


Both pics are of two people who love each other getting married. What's the difference between those two photos (apart from technical details of the photos themselves, such as color and aspect ratio)?

/oh by the way, I'm one of your "heroes" who wore that uniform
 
2012-12-09 06:40:15 PM
Big deal.

Normal people get married all the time but I don't see crowds cheering them on.
 
2012-12-09 06:40:28 PM

Lolpwnt: The real question is: why do we allow the government (at the state or federal level) to regulate marriage at all? All it is is a ceremony where two people say "I really like this other person!" WTF does the .gov have to do with that at all?


Because it is also a legal contract in regards to property rights.
 
2012-12-09 06:40:34 PM

jehovahs random negro: This is a wedding.



This is an atrocity.



If you can't tell the difference then you're a victim of the same politically correct government school mandate of "multiculturalism" and religious disrespect that has been tearing this country apart for 50 years now.

/not to mention spitting in the face of the Heroic Men who wore that uniform


My husband currently wears a Navy uniform and has for the past 26 years. He also enthusiastically voted for same-sex marriage in Washington because he believes in the Constitution which he has sworn to defend.

/plus he's not a bigoted asswipe
 
2012-12-09 06:41:51 PM
LOL DUST! It's because subby is implying that he's crying!
i.imgur.com
GET IT? DUST!
Why has no one thought of this joke before?
 
2012-12-09 06:42:27 PM

douchebag/hater: Big deal.

Normal people get married all the time but I don't see crowds cheering them on.


"Normal" people aren't just now getting a civil right granted to them which had previously been denied because of religious bigotry.
 
2012-12-09 06:43:17 PM

douchebag/hater: Big deal.

Normal people get married all the time but I don't see crowds cheering them on.


You obviously missed the royal wedding. And my local paper had a prominently featured article about a city councilman whose leaving the job at the end of the year getting married. And every late night talk show guest gets a round of applause for saying "I've been married for x years"
 
2012-12-09 06:43:50 PM
this is made of a bazillion types of awesome.
 
2012-12-09 06:44:03 PM

douchebag/hater: Big deal.

Normal people get married all the time but I don't see crowds cheering them on.


He comes, he shiats, he leaves!
HE COMES, HE SHIATS, HE LEAVES!
HE COMES, HE SHIATS, HE LEAVES!
 
2012-12-09 06:44:06 PM

kimwim: Knob_Gobbler: thought of eating pussy makes a lot of gay men gag.

Knob_Gobbler: DorkusThe2nd: Am I bad because seeing two men kissing makes me want to gag?

No, but it makes you bad if you want prevent them from getting married. I think the thought of eating pussy makes a lot of gay men gag.

Straight men, too. :-(


------

Hint - they're not really straight
 
2012-12-09 06:45:21 PM

Miss Stein: There's also a huge crowd outside City Hall, cheering each newly wedded couple, handing them flowers and throwing rice as they walk down the steps. It's so beautiful to watch. I love my blue state.


Now you filthy libs want to marry states too?

The end is nigh.
 
2012-12-09 06:45:59 PM

jehovahs random negro: Pathetic. A celebration of moral depravity with the full support of government in direct violation of the First Amendment. We're shredding the Constitution and dancing while this once great country burns.

Pick up your guns, boys and girls. The Democrats are just getting warmed up.



Not only a troll, but a constitutionally illiterate troll.

/and a real merkin too
 
2012-12-09 06:46:09 PM
And my life has not changed a bit. Guess my give-a-damn meter broke.

Good for all of them, but especially any that have waited decades. The rest of us change partners like we change clothes, but such devotion is awe inspiring.
 
2012-12-09 06:46:59 PM
Awesome, and about time.
I joke, but as an old comedian said "everybody deserves the same chance to be miserable"
 
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