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(Daily Mail)   Hallmark Cards provides some guidance to 13-year-old girls, says they'd get a boyfriend if they had 'bigger boobies'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 59
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2012-12-09 01:03:33 PM
21 votes:
I can't believe how sexist that card is. Hallmark assumes that boyfriends are only good for giving diamonds and rubies. Apparently, if you aren't a rich guy who hands out precious stones, you just aren't worth talking about. 

It makes me sad to think of all of those young boys who have their self image shaped by such stereotypes.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-09 12:39:26 PM
21 votes:
I know I prefer my 13 year olds with bigger boobies.

I mean, to look at, not touch.

I mean, to look at when nobody else is looking at me.

I mean, I have to go do some work now.
2012-12-09 04:48:59 PM
10 votes:
home.comcast.net
HBK
2012-12-09 05:17:23 PM
9 votes:

whidbey: HBK: whidbey: HBK: So Hallmark is in trouble why? Because they told the truth?

I don't believe they admitted to being sexist farkwads. Got a link?

No, they implied bigger boobs = more male attention. Which is true. It's basic evolutionary psychology.

No, it's blatant sexism, and I don't believe anyone over at Hallmark, or for that matter, the company that used to produce those cards have actually copped to as of yet.

I was hoping you'd have a link to that effect. Never mind.


You sound flat.
2012-12-09 05:16:50 PM
8 votes:
Making that card is exactly the same as child rape. The men involved shoud be sent to prison for life and registered as sex offenders. I was nearly raped once, so you can't argue against me.
2012-12-09 04:40:12 PM
8 votes:
www.luxuryvacationsource.com

Just a few more years and they might get bigger
2012-12-09 05:09:42 PM
5 votes:
well duh, its hard to motorboat a ironing board....
2012-12-09 07:22:38 PM
4 votes:

whidbey: Talondel: You really have no shame, do you? You've refered to women as 'skank' 'nullo' 'horseface' etc in foobies threads

Oh look. A liar.


Why yes, you are. Not sure why you'd bother to deny it when it's right there in Google for all to see. Samples from the first three results (of many) below.

whidbey
2006-11-27 12:24:26 PM

She's a nullo.

whidbey
2007-12-18 07:48:01 PM

Eva Amurri is awfully damn hot, too. Hotter than this skank...

whidbey
2007-10-25 04:23:46 PM

Definitely less horseface...
2012-12-09 06:35:07 PM
3 votes:
I assume it was in the 'For my niece' section to complete the creepiness.
2012-12-09 06:25:26 PM
3 votes:
i1125.photobucket.com

/Not in the face.
2012-12-09 05:54:54 PM
3 votes:
I received this card on my 13th birthday: "You're 13 today. If you had diamonds and rubies to hand out, you'd be getting laid like it was nobody's business. Unfortunately, you were born poor and ugly and you got that teeny weeny peener,so it's gonna be a lousy life."
2012-12-09 05:02:42 PM
3 votes:
I thought I'd share my girlfriend's reaction:

Me: "Listen to this." *reads card*
Her: "That's pretty funny! They're pissed off over that?"
Me: "Ya."
Her: "It's just something on the internet. What's the big deal."
Me: "No, it's a hallmark card."
Her: "What!" *This is an outrage!*

/Then I laughed at her hypocrisy.
2012-12-09 04:49:44 PM
3 votes:
THIS IS MY OUTRAGE FACE

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

LOOK AT IT. MY OUTRAGE.
2012-12-09 08:02:31 PM
2 votes:

whidbey: No, but I do believe that Hallmark should shell out a chunk of change to a non-profit or two educating sexism, and they should recall any remaining cards. It's the Christmas thing to do.


encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
Look at this racist Coke vending machine from a long time ago! BOYCOTT COKE! DEMAND THEY DONATE MONEY TO COMBAT RACISM!!
2012-12-09 06:02:39 PM
2 votes:
What a 13 year old with nice boobs looks like :


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
2012-12-09 05:55:21 PM
2 votes:
ts1.mm.bing.net
2012-12-09 05:50:28 PM
2 votes:
elkraf: I remember when little boobs were the best things ever. They still are!


Anyone who claims to prefer girls with small breasts also tends to:

1. Own a TV but haven't turned it on in years
2. Drink microbrewery beer
3. Watch Japanese children's cartoons on a Mac
4. Appreciate the warmth of vinyl phonograph records
5. Read books at Starbucks
6. Ride a bike to work wearing spandex stretch trousers
7. Make snide remarks about Wal-Mart.
8. Walk past a smoker and force pretentious coughing noises
9. Take comfort in believing size doesn't matter
10. Feign disgust at the idea of eating a Big Mac
2012-12-09 05:29:07 PM
2 votes:

whidbey: Look, I'm giving some of you a hard time, but only because you tend to make statements that appear to be defending the sexism that occurred.


I dunno, I'm with the guy who says this card is sexist towards men who are insufficiently wealthy to be able to score big-boobied chixxx by giving them gemstones.
2012-12-09 05:28:01 PM
2 votes:
I'm outraged by the implication that I'm only attracted to 13 year old girls with large breasts. Or that I need diamonds and rubies to get them into my apartment.

This calls for an angry tweet.
2012-12-09 05:16:28 PM
2 votes:
i566.photobucket.com
2012-12-10 05:50:29 PM
1 votes:
What is the problem? Her breasts are going to grow a lot between 13 and 14 so I don't see the issue.
2012-12-10 08:22:48 AM
1 votes:
I knew this thread would take a creepy turn.

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
2012-12-09 11:21:30 PM
1 votes:

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: TwistedFark's wife's boobs are a religion.


If they had cathedrals all over the place with statues of her boobs... I'd go.

/just sayin'
2012-12-09 10:55:13 PM
1 votes:

Waldo Pepper: TwistedFark: Wow, come back to this thread and I see my wife's bewbs have started their own fan club. I suppose it's only a matter of time before they gain sentience and move out on their own to pursue a career in reality TV...

Anyway, I can proudly say that I demonstrated exactly what I said before - bewbs are magical and get you free stuff. Thanks for the TF subscription :P

And since it's christmas, here ya go...

TOTALLY NSFW, DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU 

(Also I think the above pretty explicitly answers the question about the collar...)

Totally done attention whoring my wives bewbs out on the internet for the day... back to work!

sort of ruins the first photo you posted


Yeah, now every time I look at that photo, all I can think of is how sharp those knees of hers must be.
2012-12-09 10:34:05 PM
1 votes:
TwistedFark's wife's boobs are a religion.
2012-12-09 10:02:09 PM
1 votes:
proving whidbey wrong is a violation of TOS
2012-12-09 09:53:58 PM
1 votes:

TwistedFark: Doom MD: TwistedFark: My wife has huge boobs. We can't walk down the street on a friday/saturday night past all the bars without dozens of cat calls and whistles. The best ones are the women that look at her and mouth "OH MY GOD" and then cover their mouths like we didn't see them freak out.

Anyway, short story - boobs are some sort of magic mind control devices. They can get people (both men and women) to act wierd and hand over cash and favors.

/Getting her a t-shirt for christmas that says, "Yes, I know they're huge."

Pics or gtfo

[i46.tinypic.com image 447x321]

Probably the only real safe for work picture I have on my camera.

Contrary to what steamingpile (love appropriate fark handles!) tried to suggest, mrs Twisted is not fat. Except in the bewbs.


www.sixprizes.com

Your wife's tits win the internet.

/competition closed
//I DEMAND MOAR PICTURES
2012-12-09 09:28:54 PM
1 votes:

TwistedFark: Doom MD: TwistedFark: My wife has huge boobs. We can't walk down the street on a friday/saturday night past all the bars without dozens of cat calls and whistles. The best ones are the women that look at her and mouth "OH MY GOD" and then cover their mouths like we didn't see them freak out.

Anyway, short story - boobs are some sort of magic mind control devices. They can get people (both men and women) to act wierd and hand over cash and favors.

/Getting her a t-shirt for christmas that says, "Yes, I know they're huge."

Pics or gtfo



Probably the only real safe for work picture I have on my camera.

Contrary to what steamingpile (love appropriate fark handles!) tried to suggest, mrs Twisted is not fat. Except in the bewbs.


images.lolstream.com
2012-12-09 07:38:17 PM
1 votes:
I think somebody should make a badge for this thread, to commemorate the time that whidbey was outed as a pervert masquerading as a male feminist.

/The WS majors aren't going to sleep with you, dude.
2012-12-09 07:29:07 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: Talondel: whidbey: Talondel: You really have no shame, do you? You've refered to women as 'skank' 'nullo' 'horseface' etc in foobies threads

Oh look. A liar.

Why yes, you are. Not sure why you'd bother to deny it when it's right there in Google for all to see. Samples from the first three results (of many) below.

whidbey
2006-11-27 12:24:26 PM
She's a nullo.

whidbey
2007-12-18 07:48:01 PM
Eva Amurri is awfully damn hot, too. Hotter than this skank...

whidbey
2007-10-25 04:23:46 PM
Definitely less horseface...

You know what, Talondel? Nobody asked you to post that shiat, and all you've been doing in this thread is breaking the TOS agreement.


You asked me to post it when you called me a liar. If you don't want me to defend myself against accusations of lying, don't call me a liar. But please feel free to keep making you lame TOS threats. That and your pathetic 'concern' trolls seem to be all you're good at.
2012-12-09 07:28:48 PM
1 votes:

dejavoodoo64: I had Sympathy for the Devil running through my head and didn't get anything right.


crow202.org
The daemons probably feel sympathy for you, too.
2012-12-09 07:28:46 PM
1 votes:
Buffet


Show us your tits!!


bbsimg.ngfiles.com 

There you go.
2012-12-09 07:18:51 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: There's a word for that: Sexist.


pauloflaherty.com
2012-12-09 07:13:52 PM
1 votes:
'You're 13 today! If you had a rich boyfriend he'd give you diamonds and rubies. Well, maybe next year you will - when you've bigger boobies!'re still 4 years below legal age
2012-12-09 06:24:49 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: NotMyAlt: What more do you want them to do? Oh, they didn't dole out money like you suggested.

They should. This is a golden opportunity for the company to shell out some pounds and spread awareness about sexism.


That seems unnecessary. Look at the good work being done by individuals such as yourself.
2012-12-09 06:12:28 PM
1 votes:

Pole Lock: Could someone remind me what big boobs look like?


Look in the mirror and you should see one.
2012-12-09 06:06:56 PM
1 votes:

Enigmamf: Snarfangel: I can't believe how sexist that card is. Hallmark assumes that boyfriends are only good for giving diamonds and rubies. Apparently, if you aren't a rich guy who hands out precious stones, you just aren't worth talking about. 

It makes me sad to think of all of those young boys who have their self image shaped by such stereotypes.

Yes, feminism does also study how traditional gender roles limit men as well.


I think it's hilariously and hypocritically ironic that a discipline explicitly geared towards addressing female concerns (I mean it says it right in the name for fark's sake) purports to speak to men's issues, as if women knew anything of what it was like to be male. Think of the outrage at a Women's Studies program at a university that is staffed by 99% men. LOL.
2012-12-09 06:06:41 PM
1 votes:
I for one, support our big boobed 13 year old overlords. With both hands.

/ducks
//runs for cover.
2012-12-09 06:05:06 PM
1 votes:
2012-12-09 05:59:52 PM
1 votes:
I'm a seven-year-old boy. It's my birthday. Make my little eyes dance with delight!


We would like to assure all our customers that we will do everything in our power to track down remaining copies

Collector's item!
2012-12-09 05:51:31 PM
1 votes:

OgreMagi:
You are arguing with a known troll. Neither logic or common sense apply.


Crap, my troll.dat must be out of date. I think Quantum Apostrophe broke it.

/guess I'll just 3D print up a new troll detector
2012-12-09 05:41:12 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: OgreMagi: You are arguing with a known troll. Neither logic or common sense apply.

I wouldn't be making those claims.


fc00.deviantart.net

I would not say such things if I were you!
2012-12-09 05:38:19 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: epoc_tnac: whidbey: OK. This is getting dumb. Yes, they BOUGHT the company. That means they are now RESPONSIBLE for the product they acquired.

The card was last printed before Hallmark bought the company, so what you just said is stupid and wrong.

I've pretty much explained three times now that Hallmark has a responsibility since they bought the company.

Who's going to go for a 4th?


Making a stupid statement three times does not make the statement any less stupid.
2012-12-09 05:34:53 PM
1 votes:
Nowhere does it say whether Hallmark's acquisition was an asset purchase or going concern. Doesn't matter anyway, Hallmark didn't print the card, has undoubtedly changed the operation to reflect their own philosophy.

For most of the posters in this thread: Isn't it crowded under that bridge?
2012-12-09 05:28:04 PM
1 votes:
My wife has huge boobs. We can't walk down the street on a friday/saturday night past all the bars without dozens of cat calls and whistles. The best ones are the women that look at her and mouth "OH MY GOD" and then cover their mouths like we didn't see them freak out.

Anyway, short story - boobs are some sort of magic mind control devices. They can get people (both men and women) to act wierd and hand over cash and favors.

/Getting her a t-shirt for christmas that says, "Yes, I know they're huge."
2012-12-09 05:27:52 PM
1 votes:

Snarfangel: I can't believe how sexist that card is. Hallmark assumes that boyfriends are only good for giving diamonds and rubies. Apparently, if you aren't a rich guy who hands out precious stones, you just aren't worth talking about. 

It makes me sad to think of all of those young boys who have their self image shaped by such stereotypes.


I hear you, they can totally give their girlfriends pearl necklaces too.
2012-12-09 05:23:05 PM
1 votes:

epoc_tnac: whidbey: I've pretty much explained three times now that Hallmark has a responsibility since they bought the company.

Sure, but any reasonable person would assume that after a couple of years in circulation the card would have been sold out or thrown out. I don't see how Hallmark could have foreseen that one shopkeeper would find a box in a basement from 15 years ago and try and sell the cards today.

Therefore Hallmark shouldn't be considered to be responsible, unless you were some kind of reactionary feminist that was just looking for a faceless corporation to vent your unrelated frustrations at.


Bingo
2012-12-09 05:21:49 PM
1 votes:
Hallmark hurried to apologise for the blunder and by Friday afternoon had posted a statement on its site agreeing that the card and inappropriate, and claiming it had not been published in the last 15 years.

Most of the girls who received that card are nearly pendulous by now.
2012-12-09 05:17:26 PM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: Well, I can't really argue against that.


Yeah, its not like the card is wrong, sure it may be offensive to some but only poor men and ugly, flat chested girls and who really cares about them?
2012-12-09 05:16:00 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like something they'd put out under their Shoebox division.
2012-12-09 05:05:30 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: NotMyAlt: TFA: hallmark bought a company that stopped printing the card 15 years ago.

Shame on you hallmark!

Because blatant and uncalled-for sexism has a statute of limitations.


Of course not. When someone does something you don't approve of, you should hold it against them forever.

To do any less is condoning their behavior.
2012-12-09 05:05:04 PM
1 votes:
The truth hurts, sometimes. Stuff a little something extra in your bra and get over it.
2012-12-09 05:03:37 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: NotMyAlt: TFA: hallmark bought a company that stopped printing the card 15 years ago.

Shame on you hallmark!

Because blatant and uncalled-for sexism has a statute of limitations.


Seeing as you are still missing it. Hallmark did not print these. They bought the company years after the card had stopped being printed. If you want to be pissed off about it at least yell at the right people, and consider working on your reading comprehension.
2012-12-09 04:59:34 PM
1 votes:
odd.. because ive noticed most girls by 13 have huge boobies nowadays
2012-12-09 04:52:42 PM
1 votes:
The card is older than the intended audience by now...
2012-12-09 04:50:25 PM
1 votes:
You know what cards I hate. The one with a half naked guy on it, talking about his "package", "yule log", or "stocking stuffer"

They are sexist and do not belong with the decent cards.
2012-12-09 04:10:37 PM
1 votes:
Correction they'd have a "rich boyfriend" because a guy is only desirable if he has money
2012-12-09 03:45:07 PM
1 votes:
images.sodahead.com
2012-12-09 12:27:22 PM
1 votes:
And we thought only the Internet could haunt you forever.
 
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