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(SFGate)   Shave and a haircut: 600 bits   ( divider line
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10323 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Dec 2012 at 4:15 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-09 04:22:04 PM  
4 votes:
Where's Sweeney Todd when you need him?
2012-12-09 02:32:33 PM  
3 votes:
Wait, aren't these clients tech hipsters? Shouldn't a shave and a haircut be 1,024 bits?
2012-12-09 06:05:21 PM  
2 votes:
I'm just hoping this sort of price creep doesn't affect the price for my favorite grooming indulgence -- a steam job and a blow bath.
2012-12-09 05:17:55 PM  
2 votes:
What, no love for the Flowbee?
2012-12-09 04:36:16 PM  
2 votes: Full Size

2012-12-09 11:06:45 PM  
1 vote:

BlippityBleep: ha simpsons tonight is about hipsters and their dipshiattery. perfect!

Simpsons is too mainstream.
2012-12-09 06:49:39 PM  
1 vote:
So now hipsters have discovered they joy of a high and tight? I recently read an article on slate about how hipsters "discovered" hunting. Guns and high and tights, instead of paying for it like a bunch of idiots, why don't they join the Marines like the rest of us and get paid for it? For the record I preferred the low reg fro. Being forced to get a hipster haircut took the coolness out of it I guess. As for paying $75 for a haircut and a shot, hipsters in the Camp Pendleton area can go full on Marine and pay $10 for a haircut and $10 for the cheapest bottle of Kentucky deluxe at the liquor store that will be within 1 block of the barber. Then they can be completely ironic and go to pt at 05:30 after having stayed up drinking until 03:30. Completely ironic, physical fitness while completely wasted. Living at camp horno (yeah 1st Marines) is like living in 1820 so that dude that thought we was cool for living like its 1920 is a complete chump. That's 100 years in the future man.
2012-12-09 06:45:53 PM  
1 vote:
ftfa ""series of hypermasculine throwbacks" ... "store manager Riki Bryan,"

whatever you say buddy.
2012-12-09 06:24:37 PM  
1 vote:

/and he'll do it for a single long bit
2012-12-09 06:02:58 PM  
1 vote:
Grow a beard like a man, and this problem goes away.
2012-12-09 05:08:35 PM  
1 vote:
I've been shaving with a straight razor for a while now, on the rare occasion I shave. I'm always convinced there's going to be an earthquake *just* as I'm finishing up on my neck.
2012-12-09 04:52:29 PM  
1 vote:
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The guy in the photograph in the frame is George Ohr, known as the "Mad potter of Biloxi". Were he alive today, he'd be a Farker. Or a reality show star.
2012-12-09 04:39:08 PM  
1 vote:

ArcadianRefugee: JesseL: Radioactive Ass: El_Frijole_Blanco: Damned hipsters I have been getting a straight razor shave and flat top for 20 years and in that time the cost has gone from $15 to $25 and now these idiots are paying $75

Two bits is 25 cents so that would be $150.


Or, in short, 8 bits to the dollar, so

600 / 8 = 75.

Doh! I are a idiot.
2012-12-09 04:27:52 PM  
1 vote:
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Does not approve
2012-12-09 04:25:58 PM  
1 vote:

El_Frijole_Blanco: Damned hipsters I have been getting a straight razor shave and flat top for 20 years and in that time the cost has gone from $15 to $25 and now these idiots are paying $75

MORONS you are jacking up the price and soon we will have a barber bubble

\\\\ Floyd is not amused ... but he is going to gouge his prices

You pay $25 for a shave and a haircut? My barber does that for $8.50 and he throws in a scalp, neck and shoulder massage that will put you to sleep for free.
2012-12-09 04:22:19 PM  
1 vote:
I can smell the PBR and smug wafting from my computer.
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