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(CBS 46 Atlanta)   Actual headline: "Atlanta police find homicide victim seeking suspect." Uh, oh. Zombie homicide detectives   (cbsatlanta.com) divider line 32
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2012-12-09 11:17:06 AM
Oh, comma, how powerful you are!
 
2012-12-09 11:19:52 AM
Well, based on the "interviews" of some of the people in the story, not everyone in that neighborhood is playing with a full deck of cards.
 
2012-12-09 11:23:08 AM
DNRTFA but are they confused about the difference between "homicide" and "attempted homicide"?
 
2012-12-09 11:23:12 AM
don't you mean 'zombie homicide victims'?
 
2012-12-09 11:23:33 AM
Run, Rick Grimes, RUN!!!
 
2012-12-09 11:24:14 AM
So you're saying that the suspect was victim-seeking?
 
2012-12-09 11:34:52 AM

ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!


Atlanta police find homicide victim, seeking suspect


Transitive verbs: How do they work?
 
2012-12-09 11:38:03 AM
One's a no-nonsense cop. The other's a loose cannon who's back from the dead seeking revenge. They're teaming up for Zombie Justice Coming soon to NBC.
 
2012-12-09 11:41:58 AM
That headline makes no sense, and zombies are retarded.
 
2012-12-09 11:44:53 AM
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ElmUnTurr....euhhhh drrr WuhtSuNNNNN BRAAAAINNSSS!
 
2012-12-09 11:47:43 AM
sounds like a zombie personals ad
 
2012-12-09 11:51:14 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Has 99 problems, but the headline aint one of 'em.

well, 1 major one
not obscure
 
2012-12-09 12:20:20 PM
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:

One's a no-nonsense cop. The other's a loose cannon who's back from the dead seeking revenge. They're teaming up for Zombie Justice Coming soon to NBC.


It's actually a movie called Dead Heat. I would not recommend watching it.
 
2012-12-09 12:28:19 PM

Rufus Lee King: When are you Atlanta area folks gonna get started on that wall around the perimeter?


Well most of this is just south Atlanta, specifically southwest Atlanta, lovingly referred to as SWATS. The perimeter means nothing, everything to the north is under better control.
 
2012-12-09 12:28:32 PM

ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!


What other punctuation mark can, by its absence, turn a simple panda into a homicidal maniac?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-09 12:35:43 PM
The Walking Det.?
 
2012-12-09 12:37:54 PM
Thought this deserves a mention:

Shoot, was trying to embed but it is hard to concentrate on that while yelling at kids to get off my lawn I guess.

Well, here's a link to Warren Zevons final public performance on Letterman:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIC4j6Rn9s4
 
2012-12-09 12:40:42 PM

steamingpile: Rufus Lee King: When are you Atlanta area folks gonna get started on that wall around the perimeter?

Well most of this is just south Atlanta, specifically southwest Atlanta, lovingly referred to as SWATS. The perimeter means nothing, everything to the north is under better control.


Exactly. If we could build the wall somewhere near Midtown/Va. Highlands.....
 
2012-12-09 12:43:32 PM

offmymeds: ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

Atlanta police find homicide victim, seeking suspect


Transitive verbs: How do they work?


When I read the headline, I thought that police were looking for a homicide suspect when they stumbled upon a body.
 
2012-12-09 12:45:05 PM
More inportantly, is Carl in the house?
 
2012-12-09 12:45:52 PM
*sigh*
IMPORTANTLY


Love how I don't notice typoes until after I hit post.
 
2012-12-09 01:18:49 PM
Homicide victim goes chasing after the person who killed him?

I think that's this movie

ecx.images-amazon.com

Guy gets spiked with untreatable poison, goes on a film noir chase to find his killer. I could be wrong, I haven't seen the movie since the mid 90's.
 
2012-12-09 01:21:04 PM

SilentStrider: More inportantly, is Carl in the house?


Quick! The Carlsignal!
 
2012-12-09 01:55:12 PM
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/hot like she was before the DUIs and stuff
 
2012-12-09 02:11:04 PM

HeartBurnKid: ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

What other punctuation mark can, by its absence, turn a simple panda into a homicidal maniac?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x282]


Great book.

Also, great headline Subs
 
2012-12-09 02:27:25 PM
Active genetic selection. Only the best corpse are selected for zombie training.
 
2012-12-09 02:46:47 PM

tetsoushima: So you're saying that the suspect was victim-seeking?


I guess it depends on whether the word "suspect" in that sentence is a noun, a verb, or an adjective, and which word is the object of the sentence.

/I was told there would be no English
 
2012-12-09 03:02:35 PM
Michonne not available for comment
 
2012-12-09 04:16:53 PM
The headline could also be the title of an edgy reboot of Pirandello's play "Six Characters in Search of an Author."
 
2012-12-09 04:19:33 PM

Rufus Lee King: When are you Atlanta area folks gonna get started on that wall around the perimeter?


Don't they already have the Atlantic traffic ring? From what I hear, it works nearly as well as a wall.
 
2012-12-09 05:41:51 PM

HeartBurnKid: ucan'tcmee: Oh, comma, how powerful you are!

What other punctuation mark can, by its absence, turn a simple panda into a homicidal maniac?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x282]


And there's also this fine example:

www.dailywritingtips.com
 
2012-12-09 07:03:55 PM

Just_a_Bear: don't you mean 'zombie homicide victims'?


That's what I thought. The homicide victim was seeking the suspect...FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!!
 
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