PacManDreaming: Hey, wait a minute! WTH is the lunch lady snapping and smacking kids? The kids are the ones who should be snapping and smacking lunch ladies. You're lucky I'm not a student there, lunch lady, otherwise I'd smack you with my hockey stick for all the times your colleagues served us flying saucers**Flying saucers are a slice of warmed bologna with an ice cream scoop of instant mashed potatoes placed in the center and topped with watery, runny cheese-flavored sauce. This was actually considered a nutritious lunch back in the late '70s and early '80s and was served with a straight face.
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