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(Guardian)   Old and busted: push up bras. New hotness: control sleeves   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, brassieres  
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20468 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Dec 2012 at 9:18 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-09 09:28:26 AM  
5 votes:
Dear Women's: I have a shake weight for you, if you catch my drift, and I thinks you does . . .
2012-12-09 10:00:45 AM  
2 votes:
Those are my victory flags.
2012-12-09 09:49:11 AM  
2 votes:
Wings would be freaking awesome. We should all aim to get the biggest flap there that we can. Maybe, over time, we can evolve with gliders.
2012-12-09 09:39:38 AM  
2 votes:

BigRightRear: sgnilward: Relevant

Anti-camel toe? That's just wrong.

Do you want the "Bingo Wings" down there too?
2012-12-09 03:51:15 PM  
1 vote:
Molavian: I dunno, the older I get the hotter older women get. I'd like to boink some 40-50 year olds.

I don't really appreciate all the excitement about MILFs. They're just ladies my age.
2012-12-09 11:15:57 AM  
1 vote:
Gunny Walker,

Iggy Pop looks great, what does he have to do with this thread?
2012-12-09 10:52:10 AM  
1 vote:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Buffalo Wild Wings?

You're a liter now? *pffft*

Run along while we talk about you on TFD.
2012-12-09 10:13:38 AM  
1 vote:

TheOther: Spiralmonkey: We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.

We all poop, too. That doesn't mean random strangers on the street should have to witness it.

If you have a problem with how someone else looks that's your problem. Don't expect other people to dress to suit you. If you really are about to have a fit of the vapours when confronted with someone who isn't a perfect Abercrombie & Fitch model then I suggest you looks away. Better still, stay home and avoid all danger.
2012-12-09 09:58:59 AM  
1 vote:
Those aren't bingo wings, they're just large-boned.
2012-12-09 09:43:29 AM  
1 vote:

/scuba suit
//may be obscure for the whippersnappers
2012-12-09 09:28:38 AM  
1 vote:
Of course Madonna has bingo wings. She's like 75. It'd be weird if she had toned upper arms.
2012-12-09 09:20:29 AM  
1 vote:
bingo wings...
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