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2012-12-09 09:37:52 AM  
4 votes:
This is not new. These all-over-lycra t-shirts have been sold in my local supermarket for ages. They look like thermal underwear and come in white, black and a scary "skin tone" that looks like nothing in nature.

We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.
2012-12-09 09:21:13 AM  
4 votes:
Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms
2012-12-09 10:54:05 AM  
2 votes:

Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms


Bullshiat. Did you notice the article has a picture of Madonna, the woman who has arms that are so muscled, everyone makes fun of her for them? I've worked out with hand weights for years. I shovel snow for a living, FFS. And past a certain age--you get them. It's called "getting older."

I've never been fat either, so don't try that next. Pretty sure Madonna never has been either, since we have the photographic evidence.
2012-12-09 03:51:15 PM  
1 votes:
Molavian: I dunno, the older I get the hotter older women get. I'd like to boink some 40-50 year olds.

I don't really appreciate all the excitement about MILFs. They're just ladies my age.
2012-12-09 11:17:38 AM  
1 votes:
Spiralmonkey: TheOther: Spiralmonkey: We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.

We all poop, too. That doesn't mean random strangers on the street should have to witness it.

If you have a problem with how someone else looks that's your problem. Don't expect other people to dress to suit you. If you really are about to have a fit of the vapours when confronted with someone who isn't a perfect Abercrombie & Fitch model then I suggest you looks away. Better still, stay home and avoid all danger.


You sound fat.
2012-12-09 11:15:57 AM  
1 votes:
Gunny Walker,
madonna_arms.jpg

Iggy Pop looks great, what does he have to do with this thread?
2012-12-09 10:39:39 AM  
1 votes:

utah dude: i use PTFD for that.

/put
//the
///fork
////down, u fat biatch.


Bingo wings aren;t caused by being fat. They are caused by old droopy skin.
2012-12-09 10:33:11 AM  
1 votes:

farkeruk: You know what cracks me up about feminists? On the one hand, they like to tell everyone that women are just as smart as men, on the other hand, that they are easily manipulated by marketing people.


Biologically speaking, it's a woman's job to be attractive to attract a mate. It's ingrained in the female psyche to preen and be as attractive as possible. Marketers are aware of this and play on those insecurities. They do the same for men, but for other things. Women are constantly being bombarded with these messages about how to fix "problem areas" whatever they may be. Sure, some aren't as vain as others and don't buy into that crap, but even the most intelligent fall prey to those insecurities.

Men fall for that stuff too when it comes to cars or technology. Why did so many people rush out to get an iPhone 5 on the first day it was released? Were their phones broken and they needed it immediately? No. Why do so many men NEED a certain car when most cars are adequate to get them around?

Feminism is about equality of the sexes. Both are equally prone to silly insecurities and desires, it's human nature.
2012-12-09 10:13:38 AM  
1 votes:

TheOther: Spiralmonkey: We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.

We all poop, too. That doesn't mean random strangers on the street should have to witness it.


If you have a problem with how someone else looks that's your problem. Don't expect other people to dress to suit you. If you really are about to have a fit of the vapours when confronted with someone who isn't a perfect Abercrombie & Fitch model then I suggest you looks away. Better still, stay home and avoid all danger.
2012-12-09 09:50:24 AM  
1 votes:
Spiralmonkey: We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.

We all poop, too. That doesn't mean random strangers on the street should have to witness it.
2012-12-09 09:38:04 AM  
1 votes:

sgnilward: Relevant


Anti-camel toe? That's just wrong.
2012-12-09 09:29:02 AM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms


Madonna does a crap-ton of weight lifting.

And apparently she's the one with the Bingo Wings.

Some people will have those kind of arms no matter what they do.

I don't think she has Bingo Wings. But she may have transformed into a man in the past decade... So there's that.
 
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