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2012-12-09 09:20:29 AM
bingo wings...
 
2012-12-09 09:21:13 AM
Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms
 
2012-12-09 09:23:52 AM

Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms


But that could involve sweating!
/ Sorry, perspiring
// glowing?
 
2012-12-09 09:24:13 AM
Your biceps hang like wizard's sleeve
 
2012-12-09 09:25:24 AM
static.guim.co.uk

Bingo wings.
 
2012-12-09 09:27:28 AM
Arms flapping like a pillow case in the breeze is not your best look, ladies.
 
2012-12-09 09:28:26 AM
Dear Women's: I have a shake weight for you, if you catch my drift, and I thinks you does . . .
 
2012-12-09 09:28:28 AM
Not triceps, more like quadceps or maybe even quintcepts.
 
2012-12-09 09:28:38 AM
Of course Madonna has bingo wings. She's like 75. It'd be weird if she had toned upper arms.
 
2012-12-09 09:29:02 AM

Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms


Madonna does a crap-ton of weight lifting.

And apparently she's the one with the Bingo Wings.

Some people will have those kind of arms no matter what they do.

I don't think she has Bingo Wings. But she may have transformed into a man in the past decade... So there's that.
 
2012-12-09 09:29:13 AM

starsrift: Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms

But that could involve sweating!
/ Sorry, perspiring
// glowing?


glistening
 
2012-12-09 09:30:07 AM
Also, Bingo Wings.
 
2012-12-09 09:34:33 AM

Longtooth: starsrift: Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms

But that could involve sweating!
/ Sorry, perspiring
// glowing?

glistening


Glistening like a pig.
 
2012-12-09 09:34:58 AM
 
2012-12-09 09:37:52 AM
This is not new. These all-over-lycra t-shirts have been sold in my local supermarket for ages. They look like thermal underwear and come in white, black and a scary "skin tone" that looks like nothing in nature.

We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.
 
2012-12-09 09:38:04 AM

sgnilward: Relevant


Anti-camel toe? That's just wrong.
 
2012-12-09 09:39:38 AM

BigRightRear: sgnilward: Relevant

Anti-camel toe? That's just wrong.


Do you want the "Bingo Wings" down there too?
 
2012-12-09 09:42:08 AM
Even skinny women look bad in sleeveless if their arms aren't toned. Very few woman can get away with looking good showing off the guns.
 
2012-12-09 09:43:29 AM
i184.photobucket.com

/scuba suit
//may be obscure for the whippersnappers
 
2012-12-09 09:43:36 AM
what the hell are bingo wings?
also, I have seen obese women with huge curtains hanging off their upper arms. In some cultures that's considered sexy. Madonna would be considered pathetic.
 
2012-12-09 09:46:26 AM
Bajingo wings.
 
2012-12-09 09:46:54 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-09 09:47:06 AM

Egalitarian: what the hell are bingo wings?
also, I have seen obese women with huge curtains hanging off their upper arms. In some cultures that's considered sexy. Madonna would be considered pathetic.


Name one culture where that's sexy.
 
2012-12-09 09:49:05 AM

mbillips: Name one culture where that's sexy.


Rule 36, man.
 
2012-12-09 09:49:11 AM
Wings would be freaking awesome. We should all aim to get the biggest flap there that we can. Maybe, over time, we can evolve with gliders.
 
2012-12-09 09:49:43 AM

mbillips: Egalitarian: what the hell are bingo wings?
also, I have seen obese women with huge curtains hanging off their upper arms. In some cultures that's considered sexy. Madonna would be considered pathetic.

Name one culture where that's sexy.


...turkey?
 
2012-12-09 09:50:24 AM
Spiralmonkey: We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.

We all poop, too. That doesn't mean random strangers on the street should have to witness it.
 
2012-12-09 09:52:46 AM

special20: bingo wings...


thank-you and the intertubes for teaching me one thing I need to learn each day. Now I have to use it in a conversation at some point today.
 
2012-12-09 09:56:38 AM

sgnilward: Relevant


[snort]

Where's the guys' version?

"Dear Prudence, I want to feel safe and secure knowing I'm not 'that guy' everyone is laughing at behind my back. What can I wear that will hide my package's bulge?"

Oh wait, someone actually asked that: "Girls in my class get grossed out"

Reply posts:

[baggier pants, briefs vs. boxers, etc.]

"Try not to get erect in the first place. To hide it, place something in front of the bulge. Women are repulsed by the penis."
 
2012-12-09 09:58:59 AM
Those aren't bingo wings, they're just large-boned.
 
2012-12-09 10:00:45 AM
Those are my victory flags.
 
2012-12-09 10:02:55 AM
The farmer's wife has saggy arms and they flap when she plays BINGO
B-I-N-G-O
 
2012-12-09 10:03:47 AM
+1 for the headline subby
 
2012-12-09 10:06:39 AM
I'm sure this is as flattering as shoving a bunch of cottage cheese into a sausage casing.
 
2012-12-09 10:09:04 AM
"Arms are the latest insecurity to be sold back to us"

Stop farking buying it, then. Grow up.

You know what cracks me up about feminists? On the one hand, they like to tell everyone that women are just as smart as men, on the other hand, that they are easily manipulated by marketing people.

For me, I like women to be who they are. No fake tits, no push up bras, no clearly obvious attempts to hide age with spanx. If you're using body shaping underwear to make yourself look thinner, your fatness still shows in your face.
 
2012-12-09 10:13:38 AM

TheOther: Spiralmonkey: We all age (if we're lucky enough to live that long) and we all will get wrinkles, saggy bits, and assorted weirdnesses. We need to stop letting marketing companies tell us this is wrong or some sort of illness.

We all poop, too. That doesn't mean random strangers on the street should have to witness it.


If you have a problem with how someone else looks that's your problem. Don't expect other people to dress to suit you. If you really are about to have a fit of the vapours when confronted with someone who isn't a perfect Abercrombie & Fitch model then I suggest you looks away. Better still, stay home and avoid all danger.
 
2012-12-09 10:14:12 AM
don't let the sound of your own Bingo Wings drive you crazier
 
2012-12-09 10:21:17 AM

bearded clamorer: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x410]


Came for pictures of women in push-up bras.
Leaving traumatized.
 
2012-12-09 10:27:56 AM
i use PTFD for that.

/put
//the
///fork
////down, u fat biatch.
 
2012-12-09 10:28:29 AM

farkeruk: "Arms are the latest insecurity to be sold back to us"

Stop farking buying it, then. Grow up.

You know what cracks me up about feminists? On the one hand, they like to tell everyone that women are just as smart as men, on the other hand, that they are easily manipulated by marketing people.

For me, I like women to be who they are. No fake tits, no push up bras, no clearly obvious attempts to hide age with spanx. If you're using body shaping underwear to make yourself look thinner, your fatness still shows in your face.


Feminists? BTW, if you read the whole thing, she agrees with you:

Arms are the latest insecurity to be sold back to us, and having seen this one evolve, I feel we have some chance of fighting it. Let's decide not to buy control sleeves. Let's leave this one. I want my arms back. I want my body to just be me.
 
2012-12-09 10:33:11 AM

farkeruk: You know what cracks me up about feminists? On the one hand, they like to tell everyone that women are just as smart as men, on the other hand, that they are easily manipulated by marketing people.


Biologically speaking, it's a woman's job to be attractive to attract a mate. It's ingrained in the female psyche to preen and be as attractive as possible. Marketers are aware of this and play on those insecurities. They do the same for men, but for other things. Women are constantly being bombarded with these messages about how to fix "problem areas" whatever they may be. Sure, some aren't as vain as others and don't buy into that crap, but even the most intelligent fall prey to those insecurities.

Men fall for that stuff too when it comes to cars or technology. Why did so many people rush out to get an iPhone 5 on the first day it was released? Were their phones broken and they needed it immediately? No. Why do so many men NEED a certain car when most cars are adequate to get them around?

Feminism is about equality of the sexes. Both are equally prone to silly insecurities and desires, it's human nature.
 
2012-12-09 10:39:39 AM

utah dude: i use PTFD for that.

/put
//the
///fork
////down, u fat biatch.


Bingo wings aren;t caused by being fat. They are caused by old droopy skin.
 
2012-12-09 10:40:01 AM
Buffalo Wild Wings?
 
2012-12-09 10:42:08 AM

mbillips: Egalitarian: what the hell are bingo wings?
also, I have seen obese women with huge curtains hanging off their upper arms. In some cultures that's considered sexy. Madonna would be considered pathetic.

Name one culture where that's sexy.


Mauritania.
 
2012-12-09 10:48:46 AM
Where are the push-up bra pics?

I'd post some but I'm on my phone.
 
2012-12-09 10:52:10 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Buffalo Wild Wings?


You're a liter now? *pffft*

Run along while we talk about you on TFD.
 
2012-12-09 10:54:05 AM

Oldiron_79: Dear womens, you will not turn into she hulk if you so much as look at a weight. Weight training is the best way to not have saggy arms


Bullshiat. Did you notice the article has a picture of Madonna, the woman who has arms that are so muscled, everyone makes fun of her for them? I've worked out with hand weights for years. I shovel snow for a living, FFS. And past a certain age--you get them. It's called "getting older."

I've never been fat either, so don't try that next. Pretty sure Madonna never has been either, since we have the photographic evidence.
 
2012-12-09 10:55:51 AM
:-/
 
2012-12-09 10:58:53 AM
Came here looking for push up bra pics, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-09 10:59:18 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: :-/


Dammit. I'm going to get some mileage on that thread before you get a free month.
 
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