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2012-12-09 02:42:09 AM  
Synthetic pot is to real pot, as neo-conservatives are to real conservatives.
 
2012-12-09 08:40:29 AM  
What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???
 
2012-12-09 09:58:04 AM  
There's an easy way to fix this.
 
2012-12-09 09:59:02 AM  

MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.


In three.
 
2012-12-09 10:03:29 AM  
Pot is a religion.

/is "X is a religion" a meme on fark yet?
 
2012-12-09 10:29:46 AM  
Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.
 
2012-12-09 10:46:56 AM  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.


Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

img189.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-09 11:39:34 AM  

BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]


Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!
 
2012-12-09 12:15:26 PM  

nekom: What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???


A lifetime supply of cadmium in every puff!
 
2012-12-09 12:16:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


TRAVESTY!
 
2012-12-09 12:21:00 PM  
www.atb-bargains.co.uk
 
2012-12-09 12:22:23 PM  
Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.
 
2012-12-09 12:24:44 PM  
I can be non-responsive without drugs.
 
2012-12-09 12:25:14 PM  

BronyMedic: Pot is a religion.

/is "X is a religion" a meme on fark yet?


ORLY said that Christianity is nit a religion.
 
2012-12-09 12:26:34 PM  
That site surely has no bias.

/that was an ad, right?
 
2012-12-09 12:26:38 PM  

MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.


This
 
2012-12-09 12:28:55 PM  
The prohibition of alcohol led to very similar problems. Somehow we managed to figure that one out.
 
2012-12-09 12:28:59 PM  

Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.


This sounds completely ridiculous but 100% true
 
2012-12-09 12:29:25 PM  

nekom: What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???


That's why it shouldn't have been driven underground, when it was available in stores it was being mixed up locally by brick and mortar businesses. They could of been held accountable for using inferior ingredients or willfully endangering people. But now that it's been demonized and driven underground, of course rotten farkers are going to try and maximize profit at the expense of customers health.


/I liked it personally, not as much as the good stuff but I was paying sales tax on it from local shops and it felt good.
//The whole UA thing was a nice bonus too.
 
2012-12-09 12:31:36 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.

This


Everyone know that pot is the first step down the road to crack and heroin.
 
2012-12-09 12:34:20 PM  
I'm amazed to see a site against drug use showcasing how prohibition causes more damage than the contraband ever could.

/ironic?
 
2012-12-09 12:35:23 PM  
These kids today with their Pac Man video games, Dan Fogelberg records. and synthetic weed. Back in my day we smoked real weed and we never went to the ER
 
2012-12-09 12:35:57 PM  

MasterAdkins: MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.

In three.


Clearly we need to make this stuff illegal and make weed super-duper illegal. Then no one will smoke either *...puff, cough, cough cough...* one anymore. I don't know why no one considered this before! That's all it would take *...puff, cough, cough cough...* to win the war on drugs. It's can't possibly fail.
 
2012-12-09 12:36:35 PM  
My roomie smokes the fake stuff and it smells AWFUL. I'd rather have the smell of skunk weed fill our house then that nasty shiat. It's ridiculous because we live in a college town and he can't find any real pot. In a COLLEGE TOWN. That's sad.
 
2012-12-09 12:36:40 PM  
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
 
2012-12-09 12:36:57 PM  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.


It looks like he picked a fair and representative selection of interviewees about as well as this videographer did (pops).
 
2012-12-09 12:38:09 PM  
Homosexuality is a Religion.
 
2012-12-09 12:41:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


Ummm, me. I get that sweet pink chocolate on the regular.

Wait, being a pothead was a prerequisite? I thought it was an added bonus.
 
2012-12-09 12:41:47 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


Religion is a homosexuality.
 
2012-12-09 12:42:29 PM  
Not only is the fake shiat unbelievably unhealthy, it's also expensive as hell.
 
2012-12-09 12:42:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!



4.bp.blogspot.com

Why don't you try cruisin the chatrooms
 
2012-12-09 12:45:10 PM  
letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

BronyMedic: Religion is a homosexuality.

Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.
 
2012-12-09 12:45:13 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


Wat.
 
2012-12-09 12:45:43 PM  
pick up basketball injuries responsible for 375,000 injuries per year that result in an emergency room visits for teenagers. that's over 1000 ER visits every day for the devil sport called basketball.
quit with the drug demonization.
everything has a societal cost, and these are all small amounts to pay for personal autonomy over one's life and body.
 
2012-12-09 12:46:11 PM  
www.panvicky.cz
What (the) synthetic pot (I have) might look like.
 
2012-12-09 12:46:22 PM  
Fix the economy and cut medical 11,000 emergency visits, with just one change in the law.

Thanks Prohibitionist and Religious sh*t bags.
 
2012-12-09 12:46:24 PM  
cannabis is a weed... it'll grow almost anywhere as long as its moderate weather and gets light...

why would you smoke synthetic?
 
2012-12-09 12:46:31 PM  
The government attempted to make THC based medicine "without the effects that get you high", called Marinol. At least 4 people have died to date using this garbage, not to mention all the hospital visits. They took harmless weed and made it into a lethal product.

Also strange that the gov't agencies have jumped through flaming hoops to prove cannabis "has no medicinal value," yet has held the patent for cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants for almost a decade.

Im pretty happy that all those cops who find people with weed can no longer harass and imprison them in the states with new legislation.

/Ive found a small bit of joy in the butthurt that the pro-prohibition crowd has been enduring
//Your state is next, dumbass
 
2012-12-09 12:46:35 PM  
I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.
 
2012-12-09 12:47:04 PM  

RulerOfNone: letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

Wat.


He said, "Pizza Hut is filled with religious homosexuals who smoke pot." Pay attention.
 
2012-12-09 12:48:10 PM  

fknra: cannabis is a weed... it'll grow almost anywhere as long as its moderate weather and gets light...

why would you smoke synthetic?


Easier to get, less chance of getting your asshole pounded in prison because of bullshiat prohibition laws.

Of course, when the fake shiat drives you insane and you kill someone or yourself, it seems like buying the real shiat might not be as risky.
 
2012-12-09 12:48:20 PM  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.



rubinoworld.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-09 12:53:35 PM  
Next thing you know, they will be smoking bananas again.
 
2012-12-09 12:54:23 PM  

letrole: Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.


But hobbies are a religion, Sir.
 
2012-12-09 12:54:48 PM  
Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.



i165.photobucket.com

24.media.tumblr.com

forum.grasscity.com
 
2012-12-09 12:56:28 PM  
Pizza Slut -- home of the Deep Dick Cesarean
 
2012-12-09 12:56:31 PM  

bwilson27: I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.



Where the hell do you live?
 
2012-12-09 12:56:54 PM  

D_Evans45: Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.


No one likes a tease.
 
2012-12-09 12:57:01 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-09 12:58:06 PM  

abhorrent1: [i184.photobucket.com image 400x498]


Judging by her right arm, she'll think it's a good time to mainline some china white.
 
2012-12-09 01:03:26 PM  

StickyBunBandit: Next thing you know, they will be smoking bananas again.


If God didn't want us to smoke bananas, he wouldn't have made them so they fit perfectly in our hands. 

bsalert.com
 
2012-12-09 01:07:00 PM  
REEFER MADNESS II
FrankenCannabinoids


I hate it when they try make sequels to classics
 
2012-12-09 01:10:38 PM  
letrole: Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.
BronyMedic: But hobbies are a religion, Sir.


Not all hobbies are religions. Sometimes a hobby is just an amusing activity, and sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
 
2012-12-09 01:11:07 PM  

Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.


And I am equally convinced the CIA spikes domestic supply of pot with toxins for the same reason.
 
2012-12-09 01:12:52 PM  

Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.


Even where it is legal, employers can still fire you for smoking it. Now if it's a state where you can get a prescription and you HAVE a prescription, it might count as medical discrimination. Except I think those are federal antidiscrimination laws and the fed doesn't consider that prescription valid. If it's recreationally legal (Washington), and no prescription is needed, then they CAN still fire you for it, especially in states with no right-to-work laws (where they don't have to legally justify why they fired you), after all, they can require you can't use TOBACCO products as a term of employment too.

But there's no widely available test for the SYNTHETIC pot. Tests do exist but these commercial testing labs are slow to adopt new things. The industry never relied on addressing rational concerns anyways, so it's not hard to continue indefinitely testing for just THC metabolites and ignore the synthetic tests because there's a lower profit margin.
 
2012-12-09 01:16:49 PM  
I actually smoked some of this when it first came out. It worked almost exactly like normal weed. The problem was strength, as it varied from brand to brand. And smoking too much sucks. Just like normal weed, you can smoke so much you feel your heart pounding, etc. But then they went and banned the first chemical used, so they changed it, and it kept changing until it's not remotely like the original stuff, and probably much worse for you. There was a short window it was actually pretty good, and cheap as hell. I'll probably grow a third arm out of my back or something, but whatever.

I'd much prefer real pot to simply be legalized, because it was nice having something I didn't worry about being pulled over with, and I could even fly with it.

/making brownies now
 
2012-12-09 01:19:01 PM  

milsorgen: //The whole UFIA thing was a nice bonus too.

 
2012-12-09 01:19:52 PM  
Looks like "he who has a suspicious surname" got tired of being ignored.
 
2012-12-09 01:20:42 PM  

bwilson27: I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.


Back when it was Spice or K2, it used a different synthetic cannabanoid (sp?) then they use now, because the originals were banned. It was only about $15 an eighth, which didn't hurt either.
 
2012-12-09 01:21:08 PM  
but real pot is responsible for emergency visits too??

there must be some reason my job doesn't want me using it
 
2012-12-09 01:21:34 PM  
Liking hot redheads is a religion

/Carrot Top is the Anti-Christ
 
2012-12-09 01:24:39 PM  

ravenlore: Not only is the fake shiat unbelievably unhealthy, it's also expensive as hell.


A couple of years ago my bro got me a 3-gram bag of pure JWH-018. A tiny amount was enough to get very high. A little more than that was enough to get way too high. One night after taking a small puff, I lay in bed and watched my consciousness wink out like an old TV. I literally thought I had died. "So that's how it happens," I thought. Then I thought "Aw, HELL no!" and got up. I learned to be careful with it, and it lasted me almost two years. Not as fun as the real thing, but it definitely got the job done. When I ran out I was glad to be done with it, and I haven't missed it since (about 3 months ago).
 
2012-12-09 01:26:27 PM  

SevenizGud: Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.

And I am equally convinced the CIA spikes domestic supply of pot with toxins for the same reason.



It's been done.
 
2012-12-09 01:27:41 PM  
In case someone has not noticed yet, the dumb ass author is referring to bath salts. Obviously their extensive research did not turn up the difference between pot, Marinol, and blended street drugs.
 
2012-12-09 01:27:51 PM  

Oznog:

Even where it is legal, employers can still fire you for smoking it. Now if it's a state where you can get a prescription and you HAVE a prescription, it might count as medical discrimination. Except I think those are federal antidiscrimination laws and the fed doesn't consider that prescription valid. If it's recreationally legal (Washington), and no prescription is needed, then they CAN still fire you for it, especially in states with no right-to-work laws (where they don't have to legally justify why they fired you), after all, they can require you can't use TOBACCO products as a term of employment too.


I understand that the battle for widespread legalization of marijuana is just beginning, but this is an area that needs to be addressed soon. I suppose that first there needs to be a test that can show if you are still under the influence of marijuana or not, as the current tests can detect use long, long after full sobriety has returned.

For the record, I think it's bullshiat that employers can refuse to hire or fire someone for using tobacco, which is completely legal, as well. If you want to ban smoking on your premises, go for it, but an employer should have absolutely no say in what an employee does in their personal time as long as the activity is legal, doesn't interfere with work, and doesn't bring bad publicity to the employer.

Showing up to work high should be a terminable offense just like showing up to work drunk, but smoking a joint at home the night before and arriving clear headed and sober in the morning shouldn't be treated any different from having a couple of beers the night before and arriving clear headed and sober in the morning.
 
2012-12-09 01:27:53 PM  
I blame Bush.
 
2012-12-09 01:28:24 PM  
If weed was legal, there would be no market for this stuff. As they progressively ban Spice and such, all they are doing is pushing manufacturers to chemicals more distant from THC and less safe.

/ War on Drugs(tm) - wasting your tax dollars since Nixon was in office
// "Insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results" -- Albert Einstein
 
2012-12-09 01:28:36 PM  

CruJones: Back when it was Spice or K2, it used a different synthetic cannabanoid (sp?) then they use now, because the originals were banned. It was only about $15 an eighth, which didn't hurt either.



When Spice first showed up in my area they were way more expensive than good bud. $20 a gram, strictly by the gram. Or you could go to the weed store 2 blocks up and get 2 grams of sticky icky fresh out of the jar for $25.

They did offer an appreciable high for one looking to replicate a "stone" without failing a drug test, but the tolerance built up very fast IIRC, and the price made it prohibitive unless you smoked very little/had plenty of disposable income. The high also had a shorter duration versus real weed, you had to smoke it more often if you were a habitual user.
 
2012-12-09 01:31:05 PM  
Now that Washington has legalized it and they are making regulations for the market, I'm hoping to see more states I follow suite. I predict they will, and used WA's regs as a baseline for their own.
 
2012-12-09 01:33:48 PM  

D_Evans45: CruJones: Back when it was Spice or K2, it used a different synthetic cannabanoid (sp?) then they use now, because the originals were banned. It was only about $15 an eighth, which didn't hurt either.


When Spice first showed up in my area they were way more expensive than good bud. $20 a gram, strictly by the gram. Or you could go to the weed store 2 blocks up and get 2 grams of sticky icky fresh out of the jar for $25.

They did offer an appreciable high for one looking to replicate a "stone" without failing a drug test, but the tolerance built up very fast IIRC, and the price made it prohibitive unless you smoked very little/had plenty of disposable income. The high also had a shorter duration versus real weed, you had to smoke it more often if you were a habitual user.


It was expensive at the head shop, because people would buy it just to bypass drug tests. But you could get it on the internet for wicked cheap. And I don't have a weed store down the block unfortunately. Here, I can get good weed for about $100 a quarter. So I've been told. That price is pretty consistent. If you want mexican ditch weed however, that's like $30 an ounce. So I've been told.

I haven't used the synthetic stuff for a couple years now.
 
2012-12-09 01:42:50 PM  

CruJones: It was expensive at the head shop, because people would buy it just to bypass drug tests. But you could get it on the internet for wicked cheap. And I don't have a weed store down the block unfortunately. Here, I can get good weed for about $100 a quarter. So I've been told. That price is pretty consistent. If you want mexican ditch weed however, that's like $30 an ounce. So I've been told.



Too bad most Mexican weed is so shiatty, you could make a whole lot of inexpensive "medicinal brownies" for $30.

/Havent seen "stress" for years, was $60 when you could still get it
 
2012-12-09 01:51:48 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video?


I'm a nice suburban white boy and I have a gorgeous Jamaican-American girlfriend with a sweet booty who'd probably dump me like a hot rock if I toked up, so I'm really getting a kick out of your reply.

/yes, she got sick a long time ago of people asking her "you're Jamaican? do you know where to get any pot?"
//she and I both think it should be legal though
///I like big butts and I cannot lie
 
2012-12-09 01:58:45 PM  
WTF is synthetic pot? I've tried Marinol and those capsules were so strong I felt like I had eaten a brownie. Anyone that takes Marinol without regular experience smoking marijuana beforehand is in for a baaaad trip. Seriously. I can't believe my stage 4 stricken mother with cancer was prescribed this stuff ($738 for 30 pills) by one of her oncologists. He didn't believe in the merits of regular medical marijuana since it was an evil drug, so he prescribed Marinol.

//For extra boost, poke a hole in Marinol capsule and drip the corn syrup delivery vehicle directly onto tongue
///Don't blame me.
 
2012-12-09 01:59:11 PM  
Compared to 7.6 MILLION per year for alcohol related related ER visits (according to The Archives of Internal Medicine). Sounds like an epidemic.
 
2012-12-09 02:08:17 PM  

D_Evans45: Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.

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Nice pics... :) The two I'm enjoying right now are Hawaiian Punch and Girl Scout Cookies.


GSC:

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Hawaiian Punch:

d3odcnigi1nnzz.cloudfront.net
 
2012-12-09 02:17:11 PM  

phelixcubed: D_Evans45: Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.
[snip]


Ak47 all day and all night!

www.420magazine.com
 
2012-12-09 02:19:59 PM  

power_slave: WTF is synthetic pot? I've tried Marinol and those capsules were so strong I felt like I had eaten a brownie. Anyone that takes Marinol without regular experience smoking marijuana beforehand is in for a baaaad trip. Seriously. I can't believe my stage 4 stricken mother with cancer was prescribed this stuff ($738 for 30 pills) by one of her oncologists. He didn't believe in the merits of regular medical marijuana since it was an evil drug, so he prescribed Marinol.

//For extra boost, poke a hole in Marinol capsule and drip the corn syrup delivery vehicle directly onto tongue
///Don't blame me.


k2, jwh-018, jwh-073, etc..
 
2012-12-09 02:27:37 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


Oh but you can, brother man.
When's the last time you got your smooth on, walked up to a fine Nubian Princess looking lady and said 'Damn darling, you look good enough to eat; please, please, please, let me buy you a drink. You see, my name is FNB, how'd you like to be friends with me?'


You'll either get laughed at, slapped or laid. And you gots to be man enough to face all three.
 
2012-12-09 02:28:54 PM  
The Marinol (legally perscribed) always made me feel like I should have finished the Joint, even when I had three or four; same --=-- almost high nothin" feeling.
 
2012-12-09 02:30:08 PM  

citizenj: You'll either get laughed at, slapped or laid. And you gots to be man enough to face all three.


What's wrong with all three at the same time?
 
2012-12-09 02:35:37 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: but an employer should have absolutely no say in what an employee does in their personal time as long as the activity is legal, doesn't interfere with work, and doesn't bring bad publicity to the employer.


one of the arguments is that it does interfere with work by making you sick. if not short term then long term. this in turn drives up everybody's healthcare costs. of course so does too many Twinkies so thank god those are off the market.
 
2012-12-09 02:46:37 PM  
If we double down RIGHT NOW we can win the war on drugs.

Drugsarebadmkay.jpeg
 
2012-12-09 02:48:17 PM  

geekbikerskum: FirstNationalBastard: Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video?

I'm a nice suburban white boy and I have a gorgeous Jamaican-American girlfriend with a sweet booty who'd probably dump me like a hot rock if I toked up, so I'm really getting a kick out of your reply.

/yes, she got sick a long time ago of people asking her "you're Jamaican? do you know where to get any pot?"
//she and I both think it should be legal though
///I like big butts and I cannot lie


Are your roommates named Kenny, Brian, and Scarface?
 
2012-12-09 02:50:35 PM  

ParaHandy: "Insanity Testing for sampling error is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results"

 
2012-12-09 02:51:37 PM  

drayno76: phelixcubed:

[www.420magazine.com image 600x550]


ftw
 
2012-12-09 02:54:19 PM  

Curious: TuteTibiImperes: but an employer should have absolutely no say in what an employee does in their personal time as long as the activity is legal, doesn't interfere with work, and doesn't bring bad publicity to the employer.

one of the arguments is that it does interfere with work by making you sick. if not short term then long term. this in turn drives up everybody's healthcare costs. of course so does too many Twinkies so thank god those are off the market.


I understand where that argument comes from, and IMO it steps far over the line in terms of how much control over your personal life an employer should have.

If someone can't get their job done because they are sick all of the time, fire that person. Don't try to control lifestyle choices just to help the bottom line - it's fascist.

As far as health care costs go, that's one price we pay for living in a free society. If someone wants to live on a diet of McDonalds and Marlboros until they're on oxygen and unable to fit through the front door, that's their choice. Yes, it means that we all have to pay a little bit more in terms of health insurance to keep them alive, but it's worth it to know that we live in a society where someone can make that choice.
 
2012-12-09 03:05:36 PM  

phelixcubed: D_Evans45: Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.

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Nice pics... :) The two I'm enjoying right now are Hawaiian Punch and Girl Scout Cookies.




There's a lemon-creme GSC floating around that is divine. Also, Butterscotch Kush. It's Lavender Kush x with Trainwreck.
 
2012-12-09 03:07:35 PM  

bmfderek: Are your roommates named Kenny, Brian, and Scarface?


*looks up the reference*

Hunh. Is that flick (Half Baked) any good? Despite not being a smoker myself I find stoner flicks pretty funny, usually.
 
2012-12-09 03:27:42 PM  

BronyMedic: citizenj: You'll either get laughed at, slapped or laid. And you gots to be man enough to face all three.

What's wrong with all three at the same time?


NOT
A
DAMN
THING.

(And she's probably a tiger in bed.)
 
2012-12-09 03:30:53 PM  

geekbikerskum: bmfderek: Are your roommates named Kenny, Brian, and Scarface?

*looks up the reference*

Hunh. Is that flick (Half Baked) any good? Despite not being a smoker myself I find stoner flicks pretty funny, usually.


I haven't seen it in years, but I thought it was great the last time I did. It may not have held up, but it's likely on Netflix.
 
2012-12-09 03:38:31 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: geekbikerskum: bmfderek: Are your roommates named Kenny, Brian, and Scarface?

*looks up the reference*

Hunh. Is that flick (Half Baked) any good? Despite not being a smoker myself I find stoner flicks pretty funny, usually.

I haven't seen it in years, but I thought it was great the last time I did. It may not have held up, but it's likely on Netflix.


half baked is still hilarious. stupid ending, tho.
 
2012-12-09 03:43:49 PM  

phelixcubed: Nice pics... :) The two I'm enjoying right now are Hawaiian Punch and Girl Scout Cookies.


dalthas: There's a lemon-creme GSC floating around that is divine. Also, Butterscotch Kush. It's Lavender Kush x with Trainwreck.


Jelly-Belly Blueberry
Midnight Afterburner
Yellowbrick Munchkin
HoJo Fried Clams
 
2012-12-09 03:51:43 PM  

Insurgent: TuteTibiImperes: geekbikerskum: bmfderek: Are your roommates named Kenny, Brian, and Scarface?

*looks up the reference*

Hunh. Is that flick (Half Baked) any good? Despite not being a smoker myself I find stoner flicks pretty funny, usually.

I haven't seen it in years, but I thought it was great the last time I did. It may not have held up, but it's likely on Netflix.

half baked is still hilarious. stupid ending, tho.


What's wrong with the ending?
 
2012-12-09 03:52:31 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: power_slave: WTF is synthetic pot? I've tried Marinol and those capsules were so strong I felt like I had eaten a brownie. Anyone that takes Marinol without regular experience smoking marijuana beforehand is in for a baaaad trip. Seriously. I can't believe my stage 4 stricken mother with cancer was prescribed this stuff ($738 for 30 pills) by one of her oncologists. He didn't believe in the merits of regular medical marijuana since it was an evil drug, so he prescribed Marinol.

//For extra boost, poke a hole in Marinol capsule and drip the corn syrup delivery vehicle directly onto tongue
///Don't blame me.

k2, jwh-018, jwh-073, etc..


Mr Nice Guy...

/only know the name of one cuz i wouldn't touch that shiat with someone ELSE'S mouth and lungs
 
2012-12-09 03:57:54 PM  
I'm perfectly happy with kratom, tastes like ass though.
 
2012-12-09 04:06:35 PM  

Curious: of course so does too many Twinkies so thank god those are off the market.


Twinkies Kill!
 
2012-12-09 04:16:36 PM  
So, the fake synthetic pot remains illegal in Washington State, you can and will get busted for that. In fact now that the state has no requirement or power to go after and punish people for marijuana, they will be focusing those resources on other, still illegal, products, like synthetic. or smak, or meth, etc. The only thing the state will be doing is investigate that the taxes were recorded and paid at each step of production and that quality and sourcing regs are met. It is likely the fines and punishments for synthetics will go up because of the competition to the now (at the state level) legal stuff on a taxable basis.

So... under State laws in Washington, marijuana is now legal, why use fake?

Besides under the implementing state regulations (WAC) that are to be written to implement the statute (RCW), there will be certification and testing requirements for the strains of pot being grown and sold. The growers will be required to prove the quality and strain of marijuana they are producing.

/Yes Mary, I understand it is still all illegal under federal jurisdiction. We are just talking about at the State and local level.
 
2012-12-09 04:17:49 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: As far as health care costs go, that's one price we pay for living in a free society.


i don't disagree and wouldn't work in a place that regulated legal off work behavior. others will. Samsonite luggage has been no smoking anywhere or when for years now. IIRC when they put it in they helped folks quit. don't quit smoking quit them, that was the choice. many stayed. personally when i found out they did that i stopped buying their products and encouraged others to not buy them.

i have a real problem with making it illegal to smoke in restaurants and bars. especially bars. want a smoke free bar? open one, get your smoke free friends to go there.

i smoked until i ended up in the hospital with a COPD exacerbation a year and a half ago. still hang out with folks that smoke. and those that don't too.
 
2012-12-09 04:21:45 PM  
In regards to the comments about employers and employees using pot. Employers are still permitted demand that employees do not use marijuana, they are still free to test employees and fire at will. That doesn't change. As a matter of fact there are now companies that test their employees for tobacco use and demand that the workers do not smoke as condition of being employed with them. Tobacco use is a grounds for termination. That likely won't change with pot users.
 
2012-12-09 04:31:02 PM  

MrBentor: In regards to the comments about employers and employees using pot. Employers are still permitted demand that employees do not use marijuana, they are still free to test employees and fire at will. That doesn't change. As a matter of fact there are now companies that test their employees for tobacco use and demand that the workers do not smoke as condition of being employed with them. Tobacco use is a grounds for termination. That likely won't change with pot users.


so you can't smoke when your employed. and you can't smoke when your unemployed. looking for jobs

i guess your pretty much forced to be a square
 
2012-12-09 04:50:44 PM  

WeenerGord: Curious: of course so does too many Twinkies so thank god those are off the market.

Twinkies Kill!


sadly that defense was partially successful. or killing a queer homosexual didn't count as much.
 
2012-12-09 05:13:38 PM  
Lets stop calling it "synthetic pot". It has nothing to do chemically with marijuana.
 
2012-12-09 05:50:12 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.

This sounds completely ridiculous but 100% true


AFAIK, the boring-but-still-ridiculous truth here is: It's a race similar to the race between "hackers" and anti-virus firms in computer security. These chemicals are new creations (designer drugs) assembled by humans rather than extracted from plants. They never existed before so aren't on any government list.

Getting a new chemical banned requires congressional action so takes months at the very least. Before that, you have to figure out just what it is you're banning. These drugs are normally a compound of several natural herbs and several more synthetic chemicals, and that can't be quick or easy for a government lab to figure out and label.

The government first figured out what was inside the first ones in 2008. By 2011, congress banned 5 specific chemicals, but of-course the drug chemists just made minor changes to their design and then they were legal again. In 2012, congress banned all chemicals containing "certain compounds", so now the chemists are presumably at-work getting around that. I have absolutely no doubt that they will, if they haven't already.

Personally, I wouldn't touch the stuff. Thankfully my son seemed grossed out by it, too. It's just experimental psychoactive chemicals cooked up by an amateur in a trailer somewhere, being beta-tested inside human brains. What could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-12-09 06:06:21 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: ParaHandy: "Insanity Testing for sampling error is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results"


Touche, +1 Sheldon point

However, you are taking the wild haired physicist out of context with that counter, and candidly I don't think there is much sampling error in the statement that the WoD isn't working, and it's time to try something else. I think 40 years establishes a pretty solid data set, don't you?
 
2012-12-09 06:12:08 PM  
The smokeable hallucinogenic stuff[1] they had a couple of years ago based on salvia with synthetic add-ons was no joke .... Mrs PH and I tried some and I literally felt like my head was the top of a glass jar, complete with threads for the lid, and my vision reflected this. Then that commercial for the lawyers on motorcycles came on TV, and the bikes speed trailed out of the TV screen and rode across the livingroom carpet. Plus some normal mushroom visuals. All this on one hit, and 10 mins later it's gone. Ick, I'd much rather have LSD.

[1] can't recall the name
 
2012-12-09 06:17:39 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: For the record, I think it's bullshiat that employers can refuse to hire or fire someone for using tobacco, which is completely legal, as well. If you want to ban smoking on your premises, go for it, but an employer should have absolutely no say in what an employee does in their personal time as long as the activity is legal, doesn't interfere with work, and doesn't bring bad publicity to the employer.


A few pioneers discovered they could negotiate lower health and life insurance costs if nobody was a tobacco user. The savings came to something like $1,000 per year per employee, and the idea spread quickly.

I also disapprove, but the worst is yet to come. Within this decade, I see many millions losing their jobs to robots, all for the sake of efficiency and saving a few bucks for the shareholders.
 
2012-12-09 06:33:12 PM  

ParaHandy: Schroedinger's Glory Hole: ParaHandy: "Insanity Testing for sampling error is doing the same thing repeatedly and expecting different results"

Touche, +1 Sheldon point

However, you are taking the wild haired physicist out of context with that counter, and candidly I don't think there is much sampling error in the statement that the WoD isn't working, and it's time to try something else. I think 40 years establishes a pretty solid data set, don't you?


I was just being a giant cocksucker, but thank you for the Sheldon point.
 
2012-12-09 06:46:07 PM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: I was just being a giant cocksucker


Size queen!
 
2012-12-09 06:46:46 PM  
My two cents (as someone who has actually smoked it)

when it first came out the effects were almost exactly like weed, only it tasted like ass and was slightly cheaper. Originally the chemical was "JWH-018" they sprayed on random herbs.

Then they started to ban that active chemical and other similar chemicals one by one and the high became very unpredictable. Now you don't know what you are getting most of the time and chances are it is brand new and has no history with recreational use. What is out there now is 100 times as bad as what came out originally entirely because of the feds cracking down on those active compounds and the spice companies constantly having to improvise new chemicals to get around the laws.

Right up until they banned "JWH-018" I had zero problems with spice, it was a mellow and predictable high. Last time I tried it I freaked the fark out, thought I was going to have a heart attack. It was terrifying. Never again.

The feds either need to come up with a "catch all" solution or stop trying because they are making things much much worse.
 
2012-12-09 07:11:56 PM  
I'd like to point out that 11,000 people going to the hospital is not the same thing as 11,000 people being harmed.

They freak out, go to the hospital, get hydrated, then released.

I hate manipulative media statistics.
 
2012-12-09 07:46:30 PM  
You know if the rest of you weren't such a bunch of goddamn pussies and actually tried more drugs we wouldn't have this problem. But nooooo, I don't want to do hallucinogens or snort shiat, I just smoke pot occasionally. You're stopping progress all of you. Seriously, have you ever asked some of these "sober folks" what they think LSD is like? You'd think that you ride Willy Wonka's Tunnel That Sings You Nightmares for 12 hours straight. Truth be told, the only times I've ever seen something that wasn't there was when I combined a shiatload of diphenhydramine with pot.

/Andre the Giant going through a car wash in a wheelchair
 
2012-12-09 08:18:40 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


This troll fail is so supermassive it runs the risk of collapsing into itself and sucking all matter in after it.
 
2012-12-09 08:38:07 PM  
Is Pizza Hut even worth eating? I need to know because I am no longer buying Papa John's. The red commercials annoy me.
 
2012-12-10 01:09:51 AM  

IBelieveYouHaveMyStapler: Is Pizza Hut even worth eating? I need to know because I am no longer buying Papa John's. The red commercials annoy me.


NO!

I worked there 3 years. Especially avoid deep-dish....if you value your health at all. Absolute crap.
 
2012-12-10 01:42:42 AM  

valar_morghulis: letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

This troll fail is so supermassive it runs the risk of collapsing into itself and sucking all matter in after it.


Trolling is a religion.
 
2012-12-10 01:44:13 AM  

Schroedinger's Glory Hole: Insurgent: TuteTibiImperes: geekbikerskum: bmfderek: Are your roommates named Kenny, Brian, and Scarface?

*looks up the reference*

Hunh. Is that flick (Half Baked) any good? Despite not being a smoker myself I find stoner flicks pretty funny, usually.

I haven't seen it in years, but I thought it was great the last time I did. It may not have held up, but it's likely on Netflix.

half baked is still hilarious. stupid ending, tho.

What's wrong with the ending?


he quits weed so he can be with a girl. pretty corny, IMO.
 
2012-12-10 04:31:06 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: MrBentor: In regards to the comments about employers and employees using pot. Employers are still permitted demand that employees do not use marijuana, they are still free to test employees and fire at will. That doesn't change. As a matter of fact there are now companies that test their employees for tobacco use and demand that the workers do not smoke as condition of being employed with them. Tobacco use is a grounds for termination. That likely won't change with pot users.

so you can't smoke when your employed. and you can't smoke when your unemployed. looking for jobs

i guess your pretty much forced to be a square


The draconian and downright insane culture of workplace drug testing is driving people to smoke this synthetic garbage. Wasn't there a massive problem in the US Military of solders smoking this crap to beat urine screenings? Now we have the people who are making this stuff basically using their customers as laboratory rats whenever they have to change the formula to beat drug tests and federal law. This might sound hysterical, but I'm SHOCKED that a bad batch of these "designer" drugs hasn't killed or maimed a significant about of people.

I can perfectly understand the rationale for an employer to demand a drug screening or breathalyzer if you're obviously wasted on the job. Always good to have a bullet-proof justification to fire someone who's an obvious walking lawsuit. However, pre-employment screenings for THC are just idiotic, pointless and a gross invasion of privacy. You can test positive for consumption of THC a solid month after use, while cocaine washes out within days.

I also doubt that stoners aren't the problem in the workplace when it comes to lost productivity, abuse of sick time, safety violations or misconduct. The drunks take care of that perfectly fine on their own. The demand for "synthetic" pot (it's just marketing, they'll change the name soon) is created by drug prohibition and nothing more.
 
2012-12-10 05:21:56 AM  
Consuming research chemicals never ends well.

The neat thing about synthetic pot and bath salts is that whenever the law bans the chemical used, they just switch to some other chemical analog that is usually significantly more dangerous.

The war on drugs actively makes the shiat more dangerous.
 
2012-12-10 08:16:05 AM  
Don't do drugs == problem solved?
 
2012-12-10 09:06:26 AM  

fluffy2097: Consuming research chemicals never ends well.

The neat thing about synthetic pot and bath salts is that whenever the law bans the chemical used, they just switch to some other chemical analog that is usually significantly more dangerous.

The war on drugs actively makes the shiat more dangerous.


not really. just buy the research chemical using it's actual chemical name, so you know what your getting??
 
2012-12-10 09:47:04 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: not really. just buy the research chemical using it's actual chemical name, so you know what your getting??


Knowing the name of a chemical that is going to make you eat the face of a hobo is not going to prevent you from eating the face of a hobo.

It is the chemicals themselves that are dangerous, not the fact they are tainted in some way.
 
2012-12-10 10:49:29 AM  

fluffy2097: Jon iz teh kewl: not really. just buy the research chemical using it's actual chemical name, so you know what your getting??

Knowing the name of a chemical that is going to make you eat the face of a hobo is not going to prevent you from eating the face of a hobo.

It is the chemicals themselves that are dangerous, not the fact they are tainted in some way.


uhh u do 5 second research and see oh this MDPV compound seems to really be causing A LOT of problems. but wait the other chemicals aren't really that bad
 
2012-12-10 01:21:22 PM  

D_Evans45: The government attempted to make THC based medicine "without the effects that get you high", called Marinol. At least 4 people have died to date using this garbage, not to mention all the hospital visits. They took harmless weed and made it into a lethal product.

Also strange that the gov't agencies have jumped through flaming hoops to prove cannabis "has no medicinal value," yet has held the patent for cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants for almost a decade.

Im pretty happy that all those cops who find people with weed can no longer harass and imprison them in the states with new legislation.

/Ive found a small bit of joy in the butthurt that the pro-prohibition crowd has been enduring
//Your state is next, dumbass


Yes indeed, why is cannabis Schedule 1 with the DEA when the US Dept. of Health and Human Services has Patent #6630507 issued to the US Government on 10/7/2003 on the medical benefits of Cannabinoids? Americans are fed up with this Prohibition and the billions wasted on the never-ending "War on Drugs"!
 
2012-12-10 06:26:28 PM  

Rogue Surf: Yes indeed, why is cannabis Schedule 1 with the DEA when the US Dept. of Health and Human Services has Patent #6630507 issued to the US Government on 10/7/2003 on the medical benefits of Cannabinoids? Americans are fed up with this Prohibition and the billions wasted on the never-ending "War on Drugs"!


The synthetic cannabanoid Marinol is a Schedule III. Good old THC is a Schedule I. It's complicated, like cocaine is. Liquid Cocaine used to constricting blood vessels in a clinical setting is Schedule II, but any other form is Schedule I.
 
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