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(home testing)   Synthetic pot now responsible for 11,000 visits each year to the emergency room. Real pot still responsible for several million visits each year to Pizza Hut   (hometestingblog.testcountry.com) divider line 124
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2012-12-09 02:42:09 AM  
Synthetic pot is to real pot, as neo-conservatives are to real conservatives.
 
2012-12-09 08:40:29 AM  
What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???
 
2012-12-09 09:58:04 AM  
There's an easy way to fix this.
 
2012-12-09 09:59:02 AM  

MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.


In three.
 
2012-12-09 10:03:29 AM  
Pot is a religion.

/is "X is a religion" a meme on fark yet?
 
2012-12-09 10:29:46 AM  
Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.
 
2012-12-09 10:46:56 AM  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.


Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

img189.imageshack.us
 
2012-12-09 11:39:34 AM  

BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]


Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!
 
2012-12-09 12:15:26 PM  

nekom: What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???


A lifetime supply of cadmium in every puff!
 
2012-12-09 12:16:23 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


TRAVESTY!
 
2012-12-09 12:21:00 PM  
www.atb-bargains.co.uk
 
2012-12-09 12:22:23 PM  
Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.
 
2012-12-09 12:24:44 PM  
I can be non-responsive without drugs.
 
2012-12-09 12:25:14 PM  

BronyMedic: Pot is a religion.

/is "X is a religion" a meme on fark yet?


ORLY said that Christianity is nit a religion.
 
2012-12-09 12:26:34 PM  
That site surely has no bias.

/that was an ad, right?
 
2012-12-09 12:26:38 PM  

MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.


This
 
2012-12-09 12:28:55 PM  
The prohibition of alcohol led to very similar problems. Somehow we managed to figure that one out.
 
2012-12-09 12:28:59 PM  

Filet-O-Fish: Now that MJ is legal everywhere (Denver) why can't people just smoke the real stuff?
I'm convinced the DEA keeps this stuff legal so that young people can buy it at the
local head shop, have a horrible experience, and quit doing drugs because of that.


This sounds completely ridiculous but 100% true
 
2012-12-09 12:29:25 PM  

nekom: What? I can't believe it. You take random grass clippings and spray them with "SOMETHING" from China. What could possibly go wrong???


That's why it shouldn't have been driven underground, when it was available in stores it was being mixed up locally by brick and mortar businesses. They could of been held accountable for using inferior ingredients or willfully endangering people. But now that it's been demonized and driven underground, of course rotten farkers are going to try and maximize profit at the expense of customers health.


/I liked it personally, not as much as the good stuff but I was paying sales tax on it from local shops and it felt good.
//The whole UA thing was a nice bonus too.
 
2012-12-09 12:31:36 PM  

Britney Spear's Speculum: MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.

This


Everyone know that pot is the first step down the road to crack and heroin.
 
2012-12-09 12:34:20 PM  
I'm amazed to see a site against drug use showcasing how prohibition causes more damage than the contraband ever could.

/ironic?
 
2012-12-09 12:35:23 PM  
These kids today with their Pac Man video games, Dan Fogelberg records. and synthetic weed. Back in my day we smoked real weed and we never went to the ER
 
2012-12-09 12:35:57 PM  

MasterAdkins: MacEnvy: There's an easy way to fix this.

In three.


Clearly we need to make this stuff illegal and make weed super-duper illegal. Then no one will smoke either *...puff, cough, cough cough...* one anymore. I don't know why no one considered this before! That's all it would take *...puff, cough, cough cough...* to win the war on drugs. It's can't possibly fail.
 
2012-12-09 12:36:35 PM  
My roomie smokes the fake stuff and it smells AWFUL. I'd rather have the smell of skunk weed fill our house then that nasty shiat. It's ridiculous because we live in a college town and he can't find any real pot. In a COLLEGE TOWN. That's sad.
 
2012-12-09 12:36:40 PM  
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
 
2012-12-09 12:36:57 PM  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.


It looks like he picked a fair and representative selection of interviewees about as well as this videographer did (pops).
 
2012-12-09 12:38:09 PM  
Homosexuality is a Religion.
 
2012-12-09 12:41:11 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!


Ummm, me. I get that sweet pink chocolate on the regular.

Wait, being a pothead was a prerequisite? I thought it was an added bonus.
 
2012-12-09 12:41:47 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


Religion is a homosexuality.
 
2012-12-09 12:42:29 PM  
Not only is the fake shiat unbelievably unhealthy, it's also expensive as hell.
 
2012-12-09 12:42:58 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: BronyMedic: MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.

Weed leads DIRECTLY to Satanic Worship, don't you know. For Jack Chick told me so.

[img189.imageshack.us image 468x240]

Yeah, well Reefer Madness told me that Marihuana leads to Jazz music, killing people, and black men ravishing our white wimmin!

/but you never see any pale white boys getting any sweet pink chocolate because of Teh Debbil's Weed. Why can't this pale white boy smoke up and get him a broad that looks like an extra from a Sir Mix-a-Lot video? DAMN YOU, DOUBLE STANDARDS!



4.bp.blogspot.com

Why don't you try cruisin the chatrooms
 
2012-12-09 12:45:10 PM  
letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

BronyMedic: Religion is a homosexuality.

Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.
 
2012-12-09 12:45:13 PM  

letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.


Wat.
 
2012-12-09 12:45:43 PM  
pick up basketball injuries responsible for 375,000 injuries per year that result in an emergency room visits for teenagers. that's over 1000 ER visits every day for the devil sport called basketball.
quit with the drug demonization.
everything has a societal cost, and these are all small amounts to pay for personal autonomy over one's life and body.
 
2012-12-09 12:46:11 PM  
www.panvicky.cz
What (the) synthetic pot (I have) might look like.
 
2012-12-09 12:46:22 PM  
Fix the economy and cut medical 11,000 emergency visits, with just one change in the law.

Thanks Prohibitionist and Religious sh*t bags.
 
2012-12-09 12:46:24 PM  
cannabis is a weed... it'll grow almost anywhere as long as its moderate weather and gets light...

why would you smoke synthetic?
 
2012-12-09 12:46:31 PM  
The government attempted to make THC based medicine "without the effects that get you high", called Marinol. At least 4 people have died to date using this garbage, not to mention all the hospital visits. They took harmless weed and made it into a lethal product.

Also strange that the gov't agencies have jumped through flaming hoops to prove cannabis "has no medicinal value," yet has held the patent for cannabinoids as antioxidants and neuroprotectants for almost a decade.

Im pretty happy that all those cops who find people with weed can no longer harass and imprison them in the states with new legislation.

/Ive found a small bit of joy in the butthurt that the pro-prohibition crowd has been enduring
//Your state is next, dumbass
 
2012-12-09 12:46:35 PM  
I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.
 
2012-12-09 12:47:04 PM  

RulerOfNone: letrole: Homosexuality is a Religion.

Wat.


He said, "Pizza Hut is filled with religious homosexuals who smoke pot." Pay attention.
 
2012-12-09 12:48:10 PM  

fknra: cannabis is a weed... it'll grow almost anywhere as long as its moderate weather and gets light...

why would you smoke synthetic?


Easier to get, less chance of getting your asshole pounded in prison because of bullshiat prohibition laws.

Of course, when the fake shiat drives you insane and you kill someone or yourself, it seems like buying the real shiat might not be as risky.
 
2012-12-09 12:48:20 PM  

MayoSlather: Silly Farkers. According to this smug young republican real reefer is not to be token lightly.



rubinoworld.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-09 12:53:35 PM  
Next thing you know, they will be smoking bananas again.
 
2012-12-09 12:54:23 PM  

letrole: Biatching about postage is a piss-poor hobby.


But hobbies are a religion, Sir.
 
2012-12-09 12:54:48 PM  
Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.



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forum.grasscity.com
 
2012-12-09 12:56:28 PM  
Pizza Slut -- home of the Deep Dick Cesarean
 
2012-12-09 12:56:31 PM  

bwilson27: I dunno... I smoked ounces of so-called Spice and all it ever did was get me high. A hell of a lot better than the Brick weed they force me to buy around here, and it was legal.. The only problem I had was it was more expensive than regular crap weed.
Now it's been taken out of the stores, it's back to Mexican Goat Cartel Weed. Cough.



Where the hell do you live?
 
2012-12-09 12:56:54 PM  

D_Evans45: Since eveyrone in the beer threads post their favorite beers, why dont we post our favorite strains? I love Purple Kush.


No one likes a tease.
 
2012-12-09 12:57:01 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-09 12:58:06 PM  

abhorrent1: [i184.photobucket.com image 400x498]


Judging by her right arm, she'll think it's a good time to mainline some china white.
 
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