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(NJ.com)   Trenton, New Jersey Mayor Tony Mack indicted for bribery. First NJ mayor ever to be accused who didn't have a nickname in quotations between his first and last name   (nj.com) divider line 37
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2012-12-09 10:02:12 AM
Why do you need a nickname when you have a name like Tony Mack.

The NJ stereotype lives on!
 
2012-12-09 10:02:39 AM
This is why I avoid the Ben Franklin bridge at all costs.

//that and the $5 or whatever it is to come back to a first world country
 
2012-12-09 10:05:20 AM
We should get a pool going on what his replacement will be jailed for.
 
2012-12-09 10:05:28 AM
Trenton makes corrupt business interests take
 
2012-12-09 10:13:00 AM
Are you sure "Mack" isn't the part that supposed to be in quotes?

/Tony "Mack" Macadamiano
 
2012-12-09 10:15:00 AM

Rich Cream: Are you sure "Mack" isn't the part that supposed to be in quotes?

/Tony "Mack" Macadamiano


Is he nuts?
 
2012-12-09 10:19:27 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Rich Cream: Are you sure "Mack" isn't the part that supposed to be in quotes?

/Tony "Mack" Macadamiano

Is he nuts?


If it was Macadamiamo we'd all be nuts.
 
2012-12-09 10:40:53 AM
Mack and his two co-defendants face an eight-count indictment accusing them of agreeing to a $119,000 bribery scheme involving his brother, Ralphiel Mack, and a longtime supporter, Joseph "JoJo" Giorgianni

There's the guy with the quote name in this story. That didn't take long.
 
2012-12-09 10:47:48 AM
Tony 'No Nick' Mack
 
2012-12-09 10:49:08 AM
no nickname?
What about "The Knife"?
 
2012-12-09 10:55:00 AM
Anthony "Tony" Mack.
 
2012-12-09 10:57:58 AM
Although his name is basically custom made for these kind of nicknames, especially being from Dirty Jersey, I'm sure Fark can come up with a few.


'On the take' Tony?

Big Tony the Mack?

Tone Loc?

'Cash in the Freezer' Tone?
 
2012-12-09 11:03:44 AM

Goodfella: Although his name is basically custom made for these kind of nicknames, especially being from Dirty Jersey, I'm sure Fark can come up with a few.


'On the take' Tony?

Big Tony the Mack?

Tone Loc?

'Cash in the Freezer' Tone?


Tony the Phoney?
 
2012-12-09 11:08:03 AM
Tony 'Tony Mack' Mack?
 
2012-12-09 11:24:11 AM

TheOther: Tony 'Tony Mack' Mack?


Only works if his name is Banach or Tarski.
 
2012-12-09 11:25:43 AM
Tony "I sold my influence to a parking garage developer" Mack

It's not really that scary of a nickname.
 
2012-12-09 11:25:57 AM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Goodfella: Although his name is basically custom made for these kind of nicknames, especially being from Dirty Jersey, I'm sure Fark can come up with a few.


'On the take' Tony?

Big Tony the Mack?

Tone Loc?

'Cash in the Freezer' Tone?

Tony the Phoney?



www.planet-familyguy.com?
 
2012-12-09 11:28:01 AM
Isn't a skill in bribery one of the qualifications for being the mayor of Trenton, New Jersey?
 
2012-12-09 11:40:39 AM

Mrtraveler01: Trenton makes corrupt business interests take


There's a small contract for LiteBrites to fix the bridge.

1.bp.blogspot.com 

Amounts like $5000 make it all worthwhile for an investigation that began long before the 2 year federal investigation and paid for by credit card with no expense to the public.

Someone in NJ doesn't like NJ "cities" and has a big fat gripe with them.
 
2012-12-09 11:51:36 AM

Rann Xerox: Isn't a skill in bribery one of the qualifications for being the mayor of Trenton, New Jersey?


That depends. What's his charisma modifier?
 
2012-12-09 12:12:05 PM
How about Tony "Pancakes" Mack, after what happens to parking garages built by corrupt contractors like the one he's associated with?

Or, since he has a friend named JoJo, how about "Toto"?

By the way, if you think New Jersey is bad, I just heard that Berlusconi is planning to run for prime minister of Italy again.
 
2012-12-09 12:21:32 PM

foo monkey: Anthony "Tony" Mack.


Too obvious.
 
2012-12-09 12:26:31 PM

Cornelius Dribble: How about Tony "Pancakes" Mack, after what happens to parking garages built by corrupt contractors like the one he's associated with?

Or, since he has a friend named JoJo, how about "Toto"?


Does he bless the rains down in Africa?

Cornelius Dribble: How about Tony "Pancakes" Mack, after what happens to parking garages built by corrupt contractors like the one he's associated with?

Or, since he has a friend named JoJo, how about "Toto"?

By the way, if you think New Jersey is bad, I just heard that Berlusconi is planning to run for prime minister of Italy again.


If Italy reelects him, they deserve him.
 
2012-12-09 12:58:46 PM

Rann Xerox: Isn't a skill in bribery one of the qualifications for being the mayor of Trenton, New Jersey?




In a country like the United States where bribing elected officials has been legalized, it is most definitely an important job skill.
 
2012-12-09 12:58:53 PM
I live in Hamilton, work in Trenton. Both have had their mayors indicted in the past year. Hamilton's was convicted and I'm sure Mack will be too.
 
2012-12-09 01:18:00 PM

Rann Xerox: Isn't a skill in bribery one of the qualifications for being the mayor of Trenton, New Jersey?


Apparently not: he got caught. The question I have is, "How did he manage to become mayor without knowing how to properly launder a bribe?". Back in my day, NJ politicians had to pass a basic competency test in graft, with an annual refresher course.
 
2012-12-09 01:56:14 PM

Imperialism: I live in Hamilton, work in Trenton. Both have had their mayors indicted in the past year. Hamilton's was convicted and I'm sure Mack will be too.


The other day we had a thread about Camden. Your state may be wonderful, but its PR department is pretty lousy.
 
2012-12-09 03:01:08 PM
Tony "Daddy" Mack
Tony "Return of the" Mack
 
2012-12-09 03:32:36 PM

bobbette: Mack and his two co-defendants face an eight-count indictment accusing them of agreeing to a $119,000 bribery scheme involving his brother, Ralphiel Mack, and a longtime supporter, Joseph "JoJo" Giorgianni

There's the guy with the quote name in this story. That didn't take long.


If you search "quarter-ton sex offender" (with the quotes) on Google every hit is about JoJo.
 
2012-12-09 03:43:56 PM
Mack doesn't have the quotes but his half-brother, Stanley "Muscles" Davis, partially makes up for it. In January Muscles pled guilty to two counts of official misconduct for ordering city water crews to perform private side jobs on city time and with city equipment.
 
2012-12-09 04:25:09 PM
 
2012-12-09 05:02:09 PM
It's really easy. Just put the word the and a body part in quotes.

Tony "The Chin"
Tony "The Nose"
... etc.
 
2012-12-09 05:52:49 PM
Corrupt Democrat? Meh dog bites man, 32 comments.

Governor's wife remodels kitchen? ZOMFG Outrageous, 600 comments
 
2012-12-09 06:00:52 PM
Tony "The Knife" Mack

Tony "Bologna" Mack
 
2012-12-09 10:27:15 PM

cicdle: Tony 'No Nick' Mack


Gets my vote.
 
2012-12-09 10:30:04 PM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Corrupt Democrat? Meh dog bites man, 32 comments.

Governor's wife remodels kitchen? ZOMFG Outrageous, 600 comments


Because it's a TRENTON politician. They are almost guaranteed to be corrupt. We need clones of Cory Booker around, though without the corporate BJing he's done lately, due to Facebook giving his schools some cash.
 
2012-12-10 08:17:06 AM

Zeb Hesselgresser: Corrupt Democrat? Meh dog bites man, 32 comments.

Governor's wife remodels kitchen? ZOMFG Outrageous, 600 comments


Troll trolls low-count thread. Gets no hits; why that happen?
 
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