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2012-12-09 08:35:53 AM  
If that's a regular feature I must be living under a rock because Ive never seen that before but it was definitely good for a few decent laughs. Of course I root for the Browns so laughing or crying is pretty much all I got.

/playoffs next year.
/unless we change coaches, GM's and QB's again... which we're probably going to do
 
2012-12-09 08:39:25 AM  
Andy knows how to raise his kids to be upstanding stand out citizens of the community of course he knows how to run a football team.
 
2012-12-09 09:08:02 AM  

Fizpez: If that's a regular feature I must be living under a rock because Ive never seen that before but it was definitely good for a few decent laughs. Of course I root for the Browns so laughing or crying is pretty much all I got.

/playoffs next year.
/unless we change coaches, GM's and QB's again... which we're probably going to do


Gotta keep the opposing teams guessing!
 
2012-12-09 09:39:12 AM  
I'm a Bama Fan and that was funny....Y'All.
 
2012-12-09 09:51:56 AM  
I haven't watched a ATHF in quite some time....that's not the original Carl, right? The voice, I mean?
 
2012-12-09 10:04:57 AM  
That sure is a scrambled headline.
 
2012-12-09 10:07:52 AM  
img.ibtimes.com
 
2012-12-09 10:14:16 AM  
Anything that keeps him away from San Diego is good in my book.
 
2012-12-09 10:15:23 AM  
tvmedia.ign.com

TONIGHT!
 
2012-12-09 10:31:34 AM  
Andy Reid knows that if you want to stick your dick into a bucketful of horseradish sauce laced with arsenic, all you have to do is keep waddling up to the postgame mic and repeat "We gotta do better. We gotta clean it up."

Choke on a cheesesteak, you gelatinous f*ck who's wasted 14 years of Philly history.
 
2012-12-09 10:32:06 AM  
I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.
 
2012-12-09 10:45:11 AM  
It's awesome that the Bucs are going for maximum trolling by honoring the 10th anniversary of their Super Bowl win when the Eagles are in town. Add in how bad the Eagles are - and will be for some time - and it's just a big shiat sandwich for Andy Reid to eat.
 
2012-12-09 10:46:47 AM  
Huevos.
 
2012-12-09 10:47:44 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.


NFC East Team W L T Pct PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5
New York Giants 7 5 0 .583 321 243 78 32 4-2 3-3 2-3 .400 6-3 .667 1-2 1L 2-3
Washington Redskins 6 6 0 .500 312 301 11 37 3-3 3-3 3-1 .750 6-4 .600 0-2 3W 3-2
Dallas Cowboys 6 6 0 .500 280 295 -15 30 3-3 3-3 3-2 .600 5-5 .500 1-1 1W 3-2
Philadelphia Eagles 3 9 0 .250 217 320 -103 22 2-4 1-5 1-3 .250 1-8 .111 2-1 8L 0-5


/Wish fark wouldn't throw away html table mark-up.
 
2012-12-09 10:48:44 AM  

jayhawk88: I haven't watched a ATHF in quite some time....that's not the original Carl, right? The voice, I mean?


Yep, it's the same guy it's always been.

/ He does the voice of Meatwad too
 
2012-12-09 10:55:07 AM  

LucklessWonder: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.

NFC East Team W L T Pct PF PA Net Pts TD Home Road Div Pct Conf Pct Non-Conf Streak Last 5
New York Giants 7 5 0 .583 321 243 78 32 4-2 3-3 2-3 .400 6-3 .667 1-2 1L 2-3
Washington Redskins 6 6 0 .500 312 301 11 37 3-3 3-3 3-1 .750 6-4 .600 0-2 3W 3-2
Dallas Cowboys 6 6 0 .500 280 295 -15 30 3-3 3-3 3-2 .600 5-5 .500 1-1 1W 3-2
Philadelphia Eagles 3 9 0 .250 217 320 -103 22 2-4 1-5 1-3 .250 1-8 .111 2-1 8L 0-5

/Wish fark wouldn't throw away html table mark-up.


Cool, the Eagles beat the Giants already, good to see that they can still possibly win the division.

(pause for immense laughter)
 
2012-12-09 10:57:50 AM  

LucklessWonder: /Wish fark wouldn't throw away html table mark-up.


They need a better system, man.


coeyagi: Cool, the Eagles beat the Giants already, good to see that they can still possibly win the division.

(pause for immense laughter)


"WE'RE THE CHAMPS NOW!!! ... right? Right?"
 
2012-12-09 11:23:19 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.


A lot of eagles fans are pleased with this year's results. I know I am.
 
2012-12-09 11:34:23 AM  

MugzyBrown: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.

A lot of eagles fans are pleased with this year's results. I know I am.


I consider 2-14 a good year for the Eagles, as long as they beat the Cowboys twice.

Needless to say they suck ass this year.
 
2012-12-09 11:48:29 AM  

coeyagi: Andy Reid knows that if you want to stick your dick into a bucketful of horseradish sauce laced with arsenic, all you have to do is keep waddling up to the postgame mic and repeat "We gotta do better. We gotta clean it up."

Choke on a cheesesteak, you gelatinous f*ck who's wasted 14 years of Philly history.


Sure he never won the big one, and probably rode on the coat-tails of his legendary defensive coordinator for most of his tenure, but that is really overstating it. Reid had a great run in Philly. People will look back fondly at the McNabb years after the Eagles organization collapses and has to rebuild for years.
 
2012-12-09 12:59:00 PM  

Fizpez: If that's a regular feature I must be living under a rock because Ive never seen that before but it was definitely good for a few decent laughs. Of course I root for the Browns so laughing or crying is pretty much all I got.

/playoffs next year.
/unless we change coaches, GM's and QB's again... which we're probably going to do


It's something Williams Street does for Scott van Pelt every Friday during the season.

Sometimes they mix it up and use the guy from Squidbillies.
 
2012-12-09 01:07:22 PM  

Fizpez: Of course I root for the Browns so laughing or crying is pretty much all I got.


Rumor says we'll be getting Mike Lombardi back as GM next year. Can we do both?
 
2012-12-09 01:25:33 PM  
somehow i knew it was carl just from reading the quote. that was a pretty good one. the funniest one recently was where he made the joke about "carling" which is kind of like curling, except instead of tossing a big hockey puck down the ice, you toss a water balloon filled with puke at a-rod's head.
 
2012-12-09 04:28:04 PM  
And the Eagles beat the Bucs, so they're all good in my book.

2 point win makes it tied for their largest win of the year.
 
2012-12-09 06:36:58 PM  
Teboners, made me giggle.
 
2012-12-09 07:41:07 PM  

MugzyBrown: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.

A lot of eagles fans are pleased with this year's results. I know I am.


I am too. Though, Jason Avant apparently didn't get the memo today.

//Draft Pick Killing Punk
 
2012-12-09 09:53:14 PM  

coeyagi: MugzyBrown: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'm just here for the usual Eagles schadenfreude.

Carry on.

A lot of eagles fans are pleased with this year's results. I know I am.

I am too. Though, Jason Avant apparently didn't get the memo today.

//Draft Pick Killing Punk


At least we're seeing good things out of Foles. With him as QB I can at least watch the games again.
 
2012-12-10 02:47:56 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-10 04:41:02 AM  

kiwannabee: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]


Hey, whoa, slow down buddy! I didn't know it was like that, man!

/Die hard Eagles fan...
//Shady McCoy hurt and still put up a ridiculous score
///Lynch and Seattle D FTW!!
 
2012-12-10 05:53:56 AM  

Kornchex: Anything that keeps him away from San Diego is good in my book.


Arizona fans would kill to get Andy Reid. Whisenhunt's had how many years to develop a competent QB and the best one not named Kurt Warner is someone who learned under Reid? With an average QB, they could do something with that defense and Larry Fitzgerald. With the course Whisenhunt has had them on, Fitz's potential HoF career is going up in smoke. As a Niners fan, I don't need to see a better Arizona team, but I feel bad for Fitz.

Reid may suck at time management and doesn't realize he has run plays in the playbook, but getting good QB play is one thing he can do.

/Skelton showed what he's made of today
//dump all the QBs and start over. Foles looks better than all of their QBs now.
 
2012-12-10 07:37:30 AM  
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2012-12-10 08:57:49 AM  

tenton: Reid may suck at time management and doesn't realize he has run plays in the playbook, but getting good QB play is one thing he can do.


He did it once with McNabb. Every other QB he's "developed" has either previously been a Pro Bowl QB (Jeff Garcia) or out-and-out sucked, even with the Eagles. Reid really can't develop QBs.
 
2012-12-10 09:06:29 AM  

Fizpez: If that's a regular feature I must be living under a rock because Ive never seen that before but it was definitely good for a few decent laughs. Of course I root for the Browns so laughing or crying is pretty much all I got.


This has been going on for a few years now. I think it started when the season the giants made their first superbowl run under Coughlin,
 
2012-12-10 12:33:09 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: tenton: Reid may suck at time management and doesn't realize he has run plays in the playbook, but getting good QB play is one thing he can do.

He did it once with McNabb. Every other QB he's "developed" has either previously been a Pro Bowl QB (Jeff Garcia) or out-and-out sucked, even with the Eagles. Reid really can't develop QBs.


Compare how those QBs did while in his system (Koy Detmer, AJ Feely, Mike McMahon, Kevin Kolb, Nick Foles) vs. how Arizona's QBs (Leinart, Max Hall, Derek Anderson, Skelton, that same Kevin Kolb, Lindley) do in Whisenhunt's system. One is passable, one is...not so much. I'm not saying that group of QBs that Reid has had great success, but they were also pretty much "off the scrap heap" players that were at least serviceable for a brief moment. I mean, damn, he turned Mike Vick into a decent QB for a half a season!
 
2012-12-10 02:50:37 PM  

tenton: AdmirableSnackbar: tenton: Reid may suck at time management and doesn't realize he has run plays in the playbook, but getting good QB play is one thing he can do.

He did it once with McNabb. Every other QB he's "developed" has either previously been a Pro Bowl QB (Jeff Garcia) or out-and-out sucked, even with the Eagles. Reid really can't develop QBs.

Compare how those QBs did while in his system (Koy Detmer, AJ Feely, Mike McMahon, Kevin Kolb, Nick Foles) vs. how Arizona's QBs (Leinart, Max Hall, Derek Anderson, Skelton, that same Kevin Kolb, Lindley) do in Whisenhunt's system. One is passable, one is...not so much. I'm not saying that group of QBs that Reid has had great success, but they were also pretty much "off the scrap heap" players that were at least serviceable for a brief moment. I mean, damn, he turned Mike Vick into a decent QB for a half a season!


Koy had one great game, Feeley was mediocre at best, McMahon was terrible, and Kolb wasn't that good. Kolb has been much better with AZ than he was under Reid until he got hurt. Andy Reid doesn't have any sort of magic that makes QBs good, but for some reason people seem to think that QBs play better than they do while they're coached by Reid, even in hindsight. The Kolb/Feeley thing is particularly puzzling. Neither QB looked good at all under Reid but people seem to think that they were great.
 
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