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(Washington Post)   Skater Michelle Kwan sticks the landing at the State Department   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 17
    More: Spiffy, Michelle Kwan, State Department, public diplomacy, Tufts, academic degrees, bureaucrats, Fletcher School of Law  
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2012-12-09 09:42:25 AM  
10 votes:
Her bosses are going to be annoyed when they find out how much her shoes tear up the carpet.
2012-12-09 03:21:01 PM  
2 votes:
I hope she walks around all day whispering 'toe pick' under her breath.
2012-12-09 01:44:59 PM  
2 votes:

jaytkay: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 399x599]


i451.photobucket.com

\since it's on ice
2012-12-09 12:31:18 PM  
2 votes:
Win/Nguyễn ?
2012-12-09 11:14:27 AM  
2 votes:
"People say it's a 180 for me"

A 180? That's it? Not even a flip jump or an Axel?
2012-12-09 10:05:26 AM  
2 votes:
Michelle Kwan is 32 years old???

This obligates me to yell at clouds & fracture a hip.
2012-12-09 09:39:43 AM  
2 votes:
Clearly this 0000bama is doing this for two reasons:

1. To make the gullible Asian-Americans think he will buy them gifts like he has the blacks and the poor (a.k.a. the 99%).

2. To keep everyone's focus away from the fact that 00bama is takin' our guns!!!
2012-12-09 09:33:51 AM  
2 votes:

bulldg4life: With reckless disregard for humanity


All the fark she gives...

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2012-12-09 09:04:43 AM  
2 votes:
She would still be a figure skater, but then she took a police baton to the knee.

/Yes, I know that was Nancy Kerrigan
//It was the first joke that came to mind before I remembered
2012-12-09 12:46:19 PM  
1 votes:
So what's her job going the be? Bagman between the old country and Wal-Mart?
2012-12-09 11:20:33 AM  
1 votes:

Dhusk: Good for her. I see no problem with this. Figure skaters work hella hard and have a hell of a lot of discipline, and she obviously worked hard to get her degree so she could qualify for a job like this. I predict she'll be quite good at it. Good luck to her.


This is far better than guest appearances on the The Love Boat or a judge on Skating with the Stars or something. It's nice to see people doing something useful.
2012-12-09 10:42:54 AM  
1 votes:
This is very relevant to my interests because:

1. I am moving to D.C. next week
2. I will be working across the street from the State Department
3. I've got a thing for East Asian women
2012-12-09 10:16:50 AM  
1 votes:
Will her territory be the west side?

Kwan: Are you guys talking about the west side?
Gill: No, Michelle! I'm... Afraid of you.
2012-12-09 09:57:11 AM  
1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: digistil: Clearly this 0000bama is doing this for two reasons:

1. To make the gullible Asian-Americans think he will buy them gifts like he has the blacks and the poor (a.k.a. the 99%).

2. To keep everyone's focus away from the fact that 00bama is takin' our guns!!!

Obama paranoid the Government is coming for his guns. best onion article of the year.


Give Barry the AR-15.

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2012-12-09 09:52:29 AM  
1 votes:

digistil: Clearly this 0000bama is doing this for two reasons:

1. To make the gullible Asian-Americans think he will buy them gifts like he has the blacks and the poor (a.k.a. the 99%).

2. To keep everyone's focus away from the fact that 00bama is takin' our guns!!!


Obama paranoid the Government is coming for his guns. best onion article of the year.
2012-12-09 09:49:49 AM  
1 votes:
Ah, so she's good on thin ice?
2012-12-09 09:36:05 AM  
1 votes:
Good for her. I hope the transition to a desk job doesn't turn her into a triple salchow.

/pronounced "sow-cow"
/for me the l is silent
 
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