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		Skater Michelle Kwan sticks the landing at the State Department (washingtonpost.com)		17
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MrEricSir		2012-12-09 09:42:25 AM

10 votes:

Her bosses are going to be annoyed when they find out how much her shoes tear up the carpet.

INeedAName		2012-12-09 03:21:01 PM

2 votes:

I hope she walks around all day whispering 'toe pick' under her breath.

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-12-09 01:44:59 PM

2 votes:

jaytkay: [lh4.googleusercontent.com image 399x599]

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\since it's on ice

Uchiha_Cycliste		2012-12-09 12:31:18 PM

2 votes:

Win/Nguyễn ?

Zombalupagus		2012-12-09 11:14:27 AM

2 votes:

"People say it's a 180 for me"

A 180? That's it? Not even a flip jump or an Axel?

cleveoh		2012-12-09 10:05:26 AM

2 votes:

Michelle Kwan is 32 years old???

This obligates me to yell at clouds & fracture a hip.

digistil		2012-12-09 09:39:43 AM

2 votes:

Clearly this 0000bama is doing this for two reasons:

1. To make the gullible Asian-Americans think he will buy them gifts like he has the blacks and the poor (a.k.a. the 99%).

2. To keep everyone's focus away from the fact that 00bama is takin' our guns!!!

neenerist		2012-12-09 09:33:51 AM

2 votes:

bulldg4life: With reckless disregard for humanity

All the fark she gives...

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Summoner101		2012-12-09 09:04:43 AM

2 votes:

She would still be a figure skater, but then she took a police baton to the knee.

/Yes, I know that was Nancy Kerrigan
//It was the first joke that came to mind before I remembered

Apik0r0s		2012-12-09 12:46:19 PM

1 votes:

So what's her job going the be? Bagman between the old country and Wal-Mart?

Chevello		2012-12-09 11:20:33 AM

1 votes:

Dhusk: Good for her. I see no problem with this. Figure skaters work hella hard and have a hell of a lot of discipline, and she obviously worked hard to get her degree so she could qualify for a job like this. I predict she'll be quite good at it. Good luck to her.

This is far better than guest appearances on the The Love Boat or a judge on Skating with the Stars or something. It's nice to see people doing something useful.

I_Love_Cheesecake		2012-12-09 10:42:54 AM

1 votes:

This is very relevant to my interests because:

1. I am moving to D.C. next week
2. I will be working across the street from the State Department
3. I've got a thing for East Asian women

GoodDoctorB		2012-12-09 10:16:50 AM

1 votes:

Will her territory be the west side?

Kwan: Are you guys talking about the west side?
Gill: No, Michelle! I'm... Afraid of you.

coeyagi		2012-12-09 09:57:11 AM

1 votes:

PonceAlyosha: digistil: Clearly this 0000bama is doing this for two reasons:

1. To make the gullible Asian-Americans think he will buy them gifts like he has the blacks and the poor (a.k.a. the 99%).

2. To keep everyone's focus away from the fact that 00bama is takin' our guns!!!

Obama paranoid the Government is coming for his guns. best onion article of the year.

Give Barry the AR-15.

#givebarrytheAR15
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facebook.com/givebarrytheAR15

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PonceAlyosha		2012-12-09 09:52:29 AM

1 votes:

digistil: Clearly this 0000bama is doing this for two reasons:

1. To make the gullible Asian-Americans think he will buy them gifts like he has the blacks and the poor (a.k.a. the 99%).

2. To keep everyone's focus away from the fact that 00bama is takin' our guns!!!

Obama paranoid the Government is coming for his guns. best onion article of the year.