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(LiveLeak)   Cops say that burglary suspect who was in custody was skinny enough to slide out rear window of patrol and escape by driving it away. Apparently didn't view dashcam video from other patrol car that was parked behind him   (liveleak.com) divider line 41
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2012-12-09 12:44:03 AM
"He was able to roll down the back window," said Lieutenant J.P.
Bevering. "He's a very skinny individual and was able to slide out the
back window."


Why would you be able to roll down a window on a police cruiser?
 
2012-12-09 02:26:49 AM

Nofun: Why would you be able to roll down a window on a police cruiser?


Police are sometimes required to transport individuals who may be unable or unwilling to exercise self-control of certain bodily functions which tend to produce a rather unpleasant effluvium.

But apparently "skinny" people can roll down windows at will.
 
2012-12-09 03:41:55 AM
media.giantbomb.com
"Cops are liars."
 
2012-12-09 05:54:54 AM
If I ever do anything wrong, I want to make my get-away in a stolen cruiser.
 
2012-12-09 08:17:33 AM

ox45tallboy: Nofun: Why would you be able to roll down a window on a police cruiser?

Police are sometimes required to transport individuals who may be unable or unwilling to exercise self-control of certain bodily functions which tend to produce a rather unpleasant effluvium.

But apparently "skinny" people can roll down windows at will.


I get that, but roll down the window from the inside?? Never been in the back of one, but that doesn't even make sense.
 
2012-12-09 08:55:19 AM
Bet those officers wish they had remembered to lock the...window.
 
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2012-12-09 08:55:37 AM

DrPainMD: [media.giantbomb.com image 200x150]
"Cops are liars."


haha.
 
2012-12-09 09:02:43 AM
But I watched the video, he just opened the door and walked out! What window are you talking about?
 
2012-12-09 09:07:31 AM

kimwim: But I watched the video, he just opened the door and walked out! What window are you talking about?


You can see him reach his arm out the window and open the door from the outside.
 
2012-12-09 09:18:15 AM
At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!
 
2012-12-09 09:33:35 AM
oi42.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-09 09:35:18 AM

Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!

~
BONUS LAFFS: He only got a pissant little head start - cops still couldn't recapture him.
 
2012-12-09 09:43:59 AM

Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!


You do realize the cam of the vehicle driving is from the suspect's getaway vehicle, right? The dash cam video switches 31 seconds in from one police car to the other.
 
2012-12-09 09:50:43 AM

LesserEvil: Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!

You do realize the cam of the vehicle driving is from the suspect's getaway vehicle, right? The dash cam video switches 31 seconds in from one police car to the other.


I probably wouldn't have realized that either had u not pointed that out.  Then again, I am just waking up.
 
2012-12-09 10:43:44 AM

Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!


Big Ramifications: Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!
~
BONUS LAFFS: He only got a pissant little head start - cops still couldn't recapture him.


At 00:30, the video switches over to the stolen cruiser's camera. Your first clues are when the time code shifts back 17 seconds and the camera viewpoint changes. Also, the handcuffed-detainee-like driving style with wipeout action at the end.
 
2012-12-09 10:48:42 AM
At least he didn't shoot himself in the back of the head.
 
2012-12-09 11:02:31 AM
Now if cop cars had gps tacking systems built into them, all they'd need to do is call hq to get the location.
 
2012-12-09 11:15:43 AM

LesserEvil: Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!

You do realize the cam of the vehicle driving is from the suspect's getaway vehicle, right? The dash cam video switches 31 seconds in from one police car to the other.


yeah I was wondering why the hell the clock went backwards several seconds.
 
2012-12-09 11:18:23 AM
this was better, from the side bar

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b2_1183839004
 
2012-12-09 11:21:18 AM

DrPainMD

media.giantbomb.com
"Cops are liars."


^ This.
 
2012-12-09 11:33:33 AM
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2012-12-09 11:55:48 AM
I'm surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more often. I don't know about other cities, but around here cops leave their cars running whenever they get out of them. I've seen them sitting in a fast food place parking lot running while the cops inside eating. Talk about a waste of taxpayer dollars.
 
2012-12-09 11:58:11 AM
Soooooo skinny.
 
2012-12-09 12:11:07 PM
I can always tell when a cop is lying.

Their lips are moving.
 
2012-12-09 12:18:50 PM
wait a second look at the time base on these cameras. first video go's to 08:39:42 and then the 2nd part of that video resets to 08:39:25 after he drives away

if the police can time travel now were all farked
 
2012-12-09 12:24:42 PM

vd61: this was better, from the side bar

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1b2_1183839004


He does need a new haircut.
 
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2012-12-09 12:54:59 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-09 01:19:04 PM

ReapTheChaos: I'm surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more often. I don't know about other cities, but around here cops leave their cars running whenever they get out of them. I've seen them sitting in a fast food place parking lot running while the cops inside eating. Talk about a waste of taxpayer dollars.


We have a solution where the cops all carry smart keys and the car detects their approach and auto starts. So if say a police officer is stopping for some food, gets a call, and goes running out the car will autostart when it detects the smart key moving towards it. Once the key is inside the car the car will allow itself to be shifted out of park into D or R. The newer cruisers many departments are purchasing should have it, unless they're going cheap and getting the no frills cruisers.

The cops are kind of being dumb about it though. I had some complain to me about "What if I reach the car before the engine starts/locks pop". They can't grasp that we can detect the key at a distance where it would still take Usain Bolt 3 seconds to reach the car and it only takes 1.5 seconds max to prep everything. So unless they can shave time of Bolt's record, the car is going to be ready.

/of course they'll all forget to recharge the batteries once a month and then end up fumbling with the physical backup key sooner or later
 
2012-12-09 01:28:32 PM

ltdanman44: wait a second look at the time base on these cameras. first video go's to 08:39:42 and then the 2nd part of that video resets to 08:39:25 after he drives away

if the police can time travel now were all farked


already explained above, the first clip is the dash cam of the car behind him. When the time code shifts its the dash cam of the car he stole.
 
2012-12-09 02:30:50 PM
Put mandatory GPS in cop cars that NEVER turn off.
 
2012-12-09 03:22:37 PM

whither_apophis: Now if cop cars had gps tacking systems built into them, all they'd need to do is call hq to get the location.


I'm assuming the coordinates on the dash cam are just that.
 
2012-12-09 05:58:33 PM

ReapTheChaos: I'm surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more often. I don't know about other cities, but around here cops leave their cars running whenever they get out of them. I've seen them sitting in a fast food place parking lot running while the cops inside eating. Talk about a waste of taxpayer dollars.


Probably because all the electronics chew on so much power that if they didn't leave it running, the car battery, reserve banks, and emergency reserve would all be dead by the time they got their food from the counter, eat, and refill their drink.

Sure there's setups that could power down or leave the engine's battery alone, but those are more expensive and complicated. The mechanics, electricians, and IT folks that maintain the systems might have the knowledge of how and why they need it that way, but the damn bean counters don't give a damn, not in the budget. Commish needs his bonus after all.
 
2012-12-09 06:16:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-09 06:16:43 PM

Beaver1224: Bet those officers wish they had remembered to lock the...window.


Or maybe.. not illegally leave the farking keys in the vehicle!!!
 
2012-12-09 08:19:42 PM

kimwim: But I watched the video, he just opened the door and walked out! What window are you talking about?


Watch the video again. You can see his hand reach outside the window and flip up the outside door hand to open it.
 
2012-12-10 03:26:50 AM
And he didn't come to a full stop at that intersection. Kids these days.
 
2012-12-10 06:09:47 AM
Shock of shocks, lying cops.

They want....no, DEMAND respect yet act like a group of yobos, dufus and worse.

No wonder people dont respect them, they dont deserve it.
 
2012-12-10 10:16:44 AM

Saberus Terras: ReapTheChaos: I'm surprised this kind of thing doesn't happen more often. I don't know about other cities, but around here cops leave their cars running whenever they get out of them. I've seen them sitting in a fast food place parking lot running while the cops inside eating. Talk about a waste of taxpayer dollars.

Probably because all the electronics chew on so much power that if they didn't leave it running, the car battery, reserve banks, and emergency reserve would all be dead by the time they got their food from the counter, eat, and refill their drink.

Sure there's setups that could power down or leave the engine's battery alone, but those are more expensive and complicated. The mechanics, electricians, and IT folks that maintain the systems might have the knowledge of how and why they need it that way, but the damn bean counters don't give a damn, not in the budget. Commish needs his bonus after all.


I doubt that. I am sure if the electronics were an issue, they could just add another battery. A second battery will take awhile to drain while the first still allows the vehicle to restart and recharge everything. The cops claim they do it for emergency's sake. They still have to unlock the doors but putting a key into the ignition may take too long to save someone's life that they will show up an hour late for anyway. We would have more dead if the ambulance crews didn't have the sense not to wait on the cops.
 
2012-12-10 12:13:26 PM
Bonnet/hood, boot/trunk, window/door ?
 
2012-12-10 10:52:28 PM
Video fails without appropriate soundtrack. Watch it again.
 
2012-12-11 11:38:05 AM

LesserEvil: Frozboz: At 1:30 the cop almost loses control and slams into a line of trucks. Great police work there guys!

You do realize the cam of the vehicle driving is from the suspect's getaway vehicle, right? The dash cam video switches 31 seconds in from one police car to the other.


I didn't notice that.
 
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