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(Deadline)   Kristen Stewart confirms her next project will involve staring blankly into the camera and taking long pauses alongside Ben Affleck   (deadline.com) divider line 60
    More: PSA, Ben Affleck, Kristen Stewart, long pauses, Jack Kerouac, con artists, opening weekends, cameras  
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2012-12-09 09:32:53 AM  
line!
 
2012-12-09 09:33:01 AM  
FTA: Glenn Ficarra and John Requa are directing...

So it's going to be a three-way?
 
2012-12-09 09:34:31 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2012-12-09 09:40:12 AM  
So.... Affleck is Michael Caine and Stewart is Steve Martin? I doubt that'll work.
 
2012-12-09 09:48:10 AM  

shpritz: So.... Affleck is Michael Caine and Stewart is Steve Martin? I doubt that'll work.


Nah, more like Stewart is Redford, and Affleck is Newman. Which I also doubt will work.

andrewsidea.files.wordpress.com

They'll just blow it.
 
2012-12-09 09:51:56 AM  
Ben Affleck, actor: meh, sometimes ok.
Ben Affleck, writer: yes please
Ben Affleck, director: hell yes!
Ben Affleck, casting director: can't do any worse than the dumbass who cast Kristen Stewart.
 
2012-12-09 09:53:48 AM  
Don't forget letting her mouth hang open during those long pauses.

/Honey, if you're gonna let in that many flies, you probably should swallow a bug zapper.
 
2012-12-09 09:57:08 AM  
So, you're Ben Affleck. You have a promising start to a Hollywood career, which you then torpedo with one of the worst movies ever, a misunderstood but ultimately bombed super hero movie, and several other stinkers. You resurrect your career as one of the best writer/directors in Hollywood...and now you're going to parlay that into Gigli 2? With the Twilight star who may or may not be technically alive, the EKG is inconclusive?

Are we sure there is just one Ben Affleck? Is this a "The Prestige" situation, where the twin Affleck brothers take turns living one life?
 
2012-12-09 09:59:11 AM  
Damn that is one bland, white couple. Do they knock over a Gap?
 
2012-12-09 10:00:54 AM  

jayhawk88: So, you're Ben Affleck. You have a promising start to a Hollywood career, which you then torpedo with one of the worst movies ever, a misunderstood but ultimately bombed super hero movie, and several other stinkers. You resurrect your career as one of the best writer/directors in Hollywood...and now you're going to parlay that into Gigli 2? With the Twilight star who may or may not be technically alive, the EKG is inconclusive?

Are we sure there is just one Ben Affleck? Is this a "The Prestige" situation, where the twin Affleck brothers take turns living one life?


The only thing better for publicity than consistent excellence is dive bombs followed by meteoric Lazarus ascensions. You gotta let them know you're only human until you do something extraordinary so they can question their own previous conclusions. People get tired of the status quo, even if the status quo is caviar and filet mignon.
 
2012-12-09 10:06:35 AM  
Well since she's in it, I won't be seeing it. I hope it's one of Ben Affleck's crappier films.
 
2012-12-09 10:08:57 AM  
FTA: Stewart plays an inexperienced con artist who hooks up with the more seasoned Affleck



soooo kinda like snow white and the huntsman, but this time they're announcing in advance..
 
2012-12-09 10:15:49 AM  
bronette.net

It might be good.
 
2012-12-09 10:16:02 AM  
Anybody else see her interviewed on Graham Norton? Chris Rock looked like he was going to smack her as she biatched about getting rolls because of Twighlight and not because of her acting ability. She said she wanted to "earn" her roles. She's really, really annoying.
 
2012-12-09 10:18:04 AM  
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What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.
 
2012-12-09 10:19:22 AM  
media.tumblr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-09 10:19:57 AM  

Summer Glau's Love Slave: What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.


That's actually a live webcam.
 
2012-12-09 10:23:59 AM  

meerkat: Summer Glau's Love Slave: What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.

That's actually a live webcam.


That's actually her doing the Macarena.
 
2012-12-09 10:25:06 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Anybody else see her interviewed on Graham Norton? Chris Rock looked like he was going to smack her as she biatched about getting rolls because of Twighlight and not because of her acting ability. She said she wanted to "earn" her roles. She's really, really annoying.


Earn your roles? Kristen, darling, there's still time for one last Xmas present - go on Amazon.com and put "knee pads" on your wish list.
 
2012-12-09 10:29:21 AM  
Actual headline: Kristen Stewart Confirms 'Focus'


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Oh, I somehow doubt that.
 
2012-12-09 10:30:10 AM  

Blathering Idjut: She said she wanted to "earn" her roles.


Didn't she fark the director of Snow White? Sounds like she's earning her roles.
 
2012-12-09 10:39:13 AM  

Mugato: Didn't she fark the director of Snow White? Sounds like she's earning her roles.


I think he ended up calling her performance tired, bland, uninspired, and uninteresting.

He also said that she was horrible in the movie.

HEY-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-12-09 10:48:22 AM  

Mugato: Blathering Idjut: She said she wanted to "earn" her roles.

Didn't she fark the director of Snow White? Sounds like she's earning her roles.


That's how you line up your next gig in Hollywood. Also, by showing your tits on film. Her agent probably has her booked through 2015.
 
2012-12-09 10:48:36 AM  

coeyagi: meerkat: Summer Glau's Love Slave: What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.

That's actually a live webcam.

That's actually her doing the Macarena.


That's actually her having a seizure.
 
2012-12-09 11:07:54 AM  

YodaBlues: coeyagi: meerkat: Summer Glau's Love Slave: What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.

That's actually a live webcam.

That's actually her doing the Macarena.

That's actually her having a seizure.


That's actually her o face
 
2012-12-09 11:16:04 AM  

Blathering Idjut: Anybody else see her interviewed on Graham Norton? Chris Rock looked like he was going to smack her as she biatched about getting rolls because of Twighlight and not because of her acting ability. She said she wanted to "earn" her roles. She's really, really annoying.


If I were her I'd be happy as a pig in poo that I was getting any work. Especially after her "brilliant" performance in the Twilight movies. Pretentious biotch is pretentious. Too bad she doesn't have the talent to back her pretentious ways.

Hopefully now that Twilight is finished casting directors will stop putting her in stuff. At least we can hope. Right now they're banking on the success of those horrid movies. They think it will carry over to other stuff she's in. Too bad Snow White did half way decent. Otherwise her obscurity would come faster.
 
2012-12-09 11:21:14 AM  
Say what you will subby but I love every inch of that little minx.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-09 11:22:13 AM  

thecpt: YodaBlues: coeyagi: meerkat: Summer Glau's Love Slave: What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.

That's actually a live webcam.

That's actually her doing the Macarena.

That's actually her having a seizure.

That's actually her o face


That's actually her during an earthquake
 
2012-12-09 11:27:08 AM  
media.emmafrostfiles.com



is clearly thrilled at her friend's good fortune.
 
2012-12-09 11:32:12 AM  

jmr61: Say what you will subby but I love every inch of that little minx.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x617]


I've seen heroin overdoses with more energy and charisma.
 
2012-12-09 11:33:10 AM  
Blathering Idjut
Anybody else see her interviewed on Graham Norton? Chris Rock looked like he was going to smack her as she biatched about getting rolls because of Twighlight and not because of her acting ability.

All she needs to do is drive through Missouri and eat at Lambert's Cafe.
 
2012-12-09 11:38:42 AM  
Well, Ben. You had a good run.
 
2012-12-09 11:38:54 AM  
media.tumblr.com 

"No need to change facial expressions? Farking Awesome!"
 
2012-12-09 11:40:02 AM  

Apos: [media.tumblr.com image 480x270] 

"No need to change facial expressions? Farking Awesome!"


Doesn't she do that in On the Road?
 
2012-12-09 11:45:12 AM  

jmr61: Say what you will subby but I love every inch of that little minx.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x617]


Yes. I usually like bigger or more muscular girls but she does it for me. Or even horsecack trannies, but hey, I'm open-minded.
 
2012-12-09 11:47:08 AM  

Mugato: Apos: [media.tumblr.com image 480x270] 

"No need to change facial expressions? Farking Awesome!"

Doesn't she do that in On the Road?


It called for that in the script, but was nonexistent onscreen.
 
2012-12-09 12:26:53 PM  

"So, you're Ben Affleck. You have a promising start to a Hollywood career, which you then torpedo with one of the worst movies ever, a misunderstood but ultimately bombed super hero movie, and several other stinkers. You resurrect your career as one of the best writer/directors in Hollywood...and now you're going to parlay that into Gigli 2? With the Twilight star who may or may not be technically alive, the EKG is inconclusive?"


Promising career start that was torpedoed? I know he's done some crappy films but he's hardly been out of the Hollywood loop. There's no way he would have even got a shot to direct films if he hadn't already been doing things beforehand. Jeebus, you must think actors like Michael Caine and Robert DeNiro are failed actors, with all the stinkers they've been in. Hell Caine even admits to doing bad movies just for the paycheck.


And I think Kristin Stewart's butt should be nominated for best actor in a supporting role.


cdn.crushable.com

 
2012-12-09 12:27:38 PM  

Apos: [media.tumblr.com image 480x270] 

"No need to change facial expressions? Farking Awesome!"


Never seen her from the side.

God damn her chin is a farking Stiletto.
 
2012-12-09 12:28:49 PM  
No Fricken Way He's Winning That Staring Contest

www.breakingdawnmovie.org
 
2012-12-09 12:55:51 PM  
She is so, so awful. What is he thinking?
 
2012-12-09 01:06:26 PM  

jmr61: Say what you will subby but I love every inch of that little minx.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x617]


I know what you mean, I'm totally into cold-packing too!
 
2012-12-09 01:09:00 PM  

jmr61: Say what you will subby but I love every inch of that little minx.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x617]


She and the porn star Kimberly Kane share a striking resemblance. Just saying, not that this information could prove in any way.... productive.
 
2012-12-09 01:14:50 PM  

coco ebert: She is so, so awful. What is he thinking?


I'm holding out hope that he's filming a dark, gritty remake of Mannequin.
 
Skr
2012-12-09 01:16:39 PM  
I'm wondering why she gets any roles other than stoner comedies. She looks eternally blitzed.
 
2012-12-09 01:37:30 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-12-09 01:39:24 PM  
Twilight Saga star Kristen Stewart [...]

I don't know if I'd say she's the star... Wouldn't it be more correct to say the camera is pointed at her most of the time?
 
2012-12-09 01:45:21 PM  

coeyagi: meerkat: Summer Glau's Love Slave: What an animated gif of Kristen Stewart may look like.

That's actually a live webcam.

That's actually her doing the Macarena.


You insensitive dolts. She's having an epiletic seizure and you're doing nothing.
 
2012-12-09 02:08:32 PM  

Skr: I'm wondering why she gets any roles other than stoner comedies. She looks eternally blitzed.


She's somewhat like a drug addled Bonnie Franklin, hence her appeal to the older Twilight fan.
 
2012-12-09 02:13:18 PM  

Skr: I'm wondering why she gets any roles other than stoner comedies. She looks eternally blitzed.


Casting Couch
 
2012-12-09 02:47:32 PM  

jmr61: Say what you will subby but I love every inch of that little minx.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 480x617]


She's cute, but she's bland and unlikeable.Paris Hilton has a better acting range.

The only worthwhile thing to come out of the Twilight movies is Ashley Greene

collider.com 

/Sorry about the giant pic
 
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