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(YouTube)   First trailer for 'Oblivion' starring Tom Cruise as Wall-E   ( divider line
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6965 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 09 Dec 2012 at 6:25 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-12-09 10:30:23 AM  
5 votes:
Tom Cruise as Wall-E

He's the right height for that. That's just smart casting.
2012-12-09 10:55:29 AM  
3 votes:

iron_city_ap: Singleballtheory: Not ONE person took an arrow to the knee in that trailer.

Perhaps it'll be in the sequel...

Thank You.
2012-12-09 10:20:11 AM  
3 votes:

CarnySaur: Would you guys and gals come to a consensus as to whether or not I should like this trailer?

Good: From the Producers of...
Good: Some pasty white British chick
Good: Olga "I probably make the entire hotel stink of sweaty Ukranian sex when I'm there" Kurlyenko [sic]
Bad: Morgan Freeman, not because he sucks as an actor, but because the guy will be in anything, some of it good, some it bad, so this movie is a total crap shoot
Bad: Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, Esq.
Bad: From the Director of....
Bad: It is unlikely that this plot is that creative. Battlefield Earth meets Prometheus meets Wall-E meets Howard the Duck

Verdict: 7.4 Armond Whites out of 10 Armond Whites
2012-12-09 09:20:50 AM  
3 votes:
Jack Reacher in space?
2012-12-09 02:56:06 AM  
3 votes:
Yeah, but who plays Martin Septim?
2012-12-09 09:56:19 AM  
2 votes:

Richard_The_Clown: I might go see it. Tom Cruise is one of those actors who I don't care how crazy he is, I can put that aside and just be entertained. Not like Sean Penn who is an amazing actor but his love for murderous third world dictators means I will never pay one copper Abe Lincoln to see his movies.

Supporting murderous third world dictators: bad.
Supporting a murderous cult: groovy.

Got it. What OT level are you?
2012-12-09 09:44:19 AM  
2 votes: 

Does NOT approve.
2012-12-09 06:07:34 AM  
2 votes:
Every mechanical thing in that trailer looks like an Apple product.
"Come fly with Tom Cruise in the new iplane!"
2012-12-09 04:14:08 AM  
2 votes:
The good news is, after watching the trailer you know all the major plot points and twists.
2012-12-08 11:49:36 PM  
2 votes:
2012-12-10 11:17:23 AM  
1 vote:

Clutch2013: Shadowknight: I want to hate Cruise, because he's nuttier than squirrel poop, but he's a pretty good actor and makes a pretty damn entertaining action film. The fact he apparently has an anti aging gene (or a portrait of an old man in his attic) makes him still viable for the role, so hey.

I'll watch it.

I want to be as awesome as Tom Cruise.

I just don't know if I want to be as crazy as him, too.

You can't be as Tom Cruise Crazy as Tom Cruise, because only Tom Cruise can be as Tome Cruise Crazy as Tom Cruise.
2012-12-09 05:02:36 PM  
1 vote:

Fade2black: Yes, Tom Cruise is a nutcase. But I don't pay to watch his personal life. I pay to see MI:4, Tropic Thunder, Jack Reacher, etc...I pay to have him entertain me in most of his movies. The rest of you can sit here and complain about Xenu, with your 3 boxes of Marlboro's and a half empty Mountain Dew wondering why there's never anything good to watch.

Somebody call the wahhhhhhhbulance.

Hey, Tom!
2012-12-09 10:13:44 AM  
1 vote:

ranak: "From the producers of..."

Yeah, no thanks.

"From the producers of..." a critically and commercially successful movie. THE HORROR!

"From the director of..." should scare you much more.
2012-12-09 08:43:30 AM  
1 vote:
It looks like it could have been a good movie without Tom Cruise.
2012-12-09 06:59:21 AM  
1 vote:
Not ONE person took an arrow to the knee in that trailer.

Perhaps it'll be in the sequel...
2012-12-09 06:35:02 AM  
1 vote:
Is Tom going to be the carefree tough guy with a heart of gold again?
2012-12-09 04:22:20 AM  
1 vote:
I'll just wait on the book.
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