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(News On 6 Tulsa)   Father swears that someone else put his toddler and infant in his car while he was inside of bar getting drunk   (newson6.com) divider line 41
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2012-12-08 11:37:25 PM
fta: He was booked into jail for child abuse/neglect, carrying a firearm into a place where alcohol is sold, failure to inform police he was carrying a weapon, possession of a firearm while under the influence of alcohol and public intoxication.

i.chzbgr.com

So much fail.
 
2012-12-08 11:55:33 PM
Broken Arrow Man Arrested

Oh man, what's Travolta gotten into this time?
 
2012-12-09 01:09:07 AM
A real piece of work, this one.
 
2012-12-09 02:04:05 AM
"The children are now under the supervision of their mother."

Somehow I don't find that reassuring considering her evident history of piss-poor decisions.
 
2012-12-09 02:57:09 AM
I was expecting a better mugshot to go along with that amount of fail.
 
2012-12-09 02:58:31 AM

fusillade762: Broken Arrow Man Arrested

Oh man, what's Travolta gotten into this time?



Does that mean Christian Slater put the kids in the car?
 
2012-12-09 03:49:43 AM
How was babby put in car?

We need to do way instain fathers who loose there babbys.
 
2012-12-09 03:53:22 AM
I knew this was my home state when I read the headline. Gotta love Oklahoma. *sigh*
 
2012-12-09 04:01:27 AM
Did they ever find who put the kids in the car, and why?
 
2012-12-09 04:02:23 AM
If it's wrong to commit child abuse/neglect, carry a firearm into a place where alcohol is sold, fail to inform police you are carrying a weapon, and possess a firearm while under the influence of alcohol and public intoxication, I don't want to be right.
 
2012-12-09 04:32:46 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I knew this was my home state when I read the headline. Gotta love Oklahoma. *sigh*


I knew it was my home state when I read the source icon that says "Oklahoma."

/At least it was up near Tulsa. shiat happens too much down here by OKC
 
2012-12-09 04:41:33 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-09 04:45:37 AM

MVEAlpha: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I knew this was my home state when I read the headline. Gotta love Oklahoma. *sigh*

I knew it was my home state when I read the source icon that says "Oklahoma."

/At least it was up near Tulsa. shiat happens too much down here by OKC


Like the poor sap in UT garb who got beat up at a Henry Hudson's Pub....
 
2012-12-09 04:48:08 AM
The children are now under the supervision of their mother.

If she wants to divorce him and get full custody of the kids, this is a brilliant move. If she set him up by putting the kids in his car, there's very little chance of getting credible confirmation from a 2 year old. A move like this would pretty much destroy him. He'll lose his right to own guns and vote, probably get him fired, have to pay spousal and child support. Well played.
 
2012-12-09 05:02:39 AM

jtown: If she wants to divorce him and get full custody of the kids, this is a brilliant move. If she set him up by putting the kids in his car, there's very little chance of getting credible confirmation from a 2 year old. A move like this would pretty much destroy him. He'll lose his right to own guns and vote, probably get him fired, have to pay spousal and child support. Well played.


Occam's razor - either this Tulsa trailer trash (alliteration ftw) woman is a Machiavellian schemer or her husband is possibly violent drunk and terrible, negligent father.
 
2012-12-09 05:07:37 AM
Ah proud to be an Oklahoman(not) When will fark admit that Oklahoma is Florida's younger more retarded sibling and give us a tag?
 
2012-12-09 05:10:43 AM

Snapper Carr: jtown: If she wants to divorce him and get full custody of the kids, this is a brilliant move. If she set him up by putting the kids in his car, there's very little chance of getting credible confirmation from a 2 year old. A move like this would pretty much destroy him. He'll lose his right to own guns and vote, probably get him fired, have to pay spousal and child support. Well played.

Occam's razor - either this Tulsa trailer trash (alliteration ftw) woman is a Machiavellian schemer or her husband is possibly violent drunk and terrible, negligent father.


Yeah, sorry, nobody is that crafty. "I know, I'll wait till my husband has gone out, gotten drunk, with his gun, while he's supposed to be watching our kids, and then slip them into the back seat while nobody is watching in a busy parking lot. Then I'll have an airtight case for divorce and full custody."

If the guy is such an upstanding citizen that she'd have to resort to such tactics--he wouldn't have been drunk in a bar in the first place.
 
2012-12-09 05:25:56 AM
He had a pistol. He shoulda used it when them pigs started hasselin' him for no good reason (somethin' about a couple brats, that was none of their business anyway).
 
2012-12-09 05:47:05 AM

Gyrfalcon: Yeah, sorry, nobody is that crafty.


You apparently have never met any women before.

Occam's razor can go either way here: Men are typically stupid louts, women are typically crafty biatches.

If the guy is such an upstanding citizen that she'd have to resort to such tactics--he wouldn't have been drunk in a bar in the first place.

Isn't that kinda the point of bars?
 
2012-12-09 06:02:00 AM
"Look you can ask anybody Officer, I had those kids tethered --SECURELY I might add -- to the fire hydrant I parked in front of. SOMEBODY -- probably that whore mother of theirs' -- obviously put them BACK in the car to frame me! Where's my damn Scotch and soda?!?"
 
2012-12-09 06:05:22 AM
Am I the only one to think he should have just grabbed a six pack and gone home ?
 
2012-12-09 06:12:39 AM
"The children are now under the supervision of their mother."

Police are on the lookout for a hooded African American male of medium height and build. Primarily just any African American male though.
 
2012-12-09 06:16:38 AM
Balls... I used the wrong quote. Fark me. Should have been this:


According to an arrest report, Jason Daniel Murray, 31, denied leaving his children in the car and claimed "someone else must have put the kids in the car while he was inside."
 
2012-12-09 06:18:42 AM

sendtodave: Gyrfalcon: Yeah, sorry, nobody is that crafty.

You apparently have never met any women before.

Occam's razor can go either way here: Men are typically stupid louts, women are typically crafty biatches.

If the guy is such an upstanding citizen that she'd have to resort to such tactics--he wouldn't have been drunk in a bar in the first place.

Isn't that kinda the point of bars?


I was drunk in a bar. They threw me into public.

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2012-12-09 06:19:44 AM

AbbeySomeone: Am I the only one to think he should have just grabbed a six pack and gone home ?


What, and miss getting posted to Fark?
 
2012-12-09 07:59:06 AM
I blame the state. If little kids were allowed to legally drink, this never would have happened.
 
2012-12-09 08:34:48 AM

Mixolydian Master: Did they ever find who put the kids in the car, and why?


You must have missed the part where the kids are with the mother now.
 
2012-12-09 08:57:36 AM

loveblondieo: I was expecting a better mugshot to go along with that amount of fail.


I dunno about that.. If I had a face like that, I'd go get drunk too...
 
2012-12-09 09:21:46 AM
I could actually see this one happening. Picture it - wife trying to divorce him, wants to make sure she gets custody. So she locks the kids in the car, starts it, and then calls in a tip. Stranger things have happened.
 
2012-12-09 09:50:10 AM
Glad the kids are okay and the moron is in jail. Now, I'd like to speak to the highly trained and skilled officers who had this guy for THIRTY MINUTES AND NEVER FOUND THE WEAPON TUCKED IN HIS WAISTBAND....
 
2012-12-09 10:02:38 AM

Singleballtheory: "The children are now under the supervision of their mother."

Police are on the lookout for a hooded African American male of medium height and build. Primarily just any African American male though.


Nah.
If it was really an African American the babies would have been drowned in a lake inside the car.


/not obscure
 
2012-12-09 10:12:25 AM

7th Son of a 7th Son: I knew this was my home state when I read the headline. Gotta love Oklahoma. *sigh*


Really? That's a total WI move.
 
2012-12-09 10:25:01 AM

AtlanticCoast63: Glad the kids are okay and the moron is in jail. Now, I'd like to speak to the highly trained and skilled officers who had this guy for THIRTY MINUTES AND NEVER FOUND THE WEAPON TUCKED IN HIS WAISTBAND....


No shiat. Fine police work there, Lou.

Oh, and looking at the dude's mugshot, I don't know that I've seen a more punchable face before.
 
2012-12-09 11:56:50 AM
OOOOOOOOOOO-KLAHOMA! Where the drunks leave their children in the car...

/w/apologies to Rodgers & Hammerstein
 
2012-12-09 12:27:06 PM

7th Son of a 7th Son: MVEAlpha: 7th Son of a 7th Son: I knew this was my home state when I read the headline. Gotta love Oklahoma. *sigh*

I knew it was my home state when I read the source icon that says "Oklahoma."

/At least it was up near Tulsa. shiat happens too much down here by OKC

Like the poor sap in UT garb who got beat up at a Henry Hudson's Pub....


Well that's his own damn fault. Should know better than to go to a Henry Hudson's...
 
2012-12-09 01:04:12 PM
At least he's not one of these child-free people. Those guys are losers.
 
2012-12-09 03:39:48 PM

2xhelix: I blame the state. If little kids were allowed to legally drink, this never would have happened.


Even better, if not for those pesky child labor laws they could have been at work making Nikes with their clever little fingers, earning beer money for Dad. Dammed liberals.
 
2012-12-09 04:34:15 PM

Snapper Carr: jtown: If she wants to divorce him and get full custody of the kids, this is a brilliant move. If she set him up by putting the kids in his car, there's very little chance of getting credible confirmation from a 2 year old. A move like this would pretty much destroy him. He'll lose his right to own guns and vote, probably get him fired, have to pay spousal and child support. Well played.

Occam's razor - either this Tulsa trailer trash (alliteration ftw) woman is a Machiavellian schemer or her husband is possibly violent drunk and terrible, negligent father.


My money is on both.
 
2012-12-09 05:04:24 PM
I was at a bar on Friday night around 8pm and saw a couple with a 5-year-old with them. The 5-year-old was mostly sitting in the booth playing games on the phone. Parents were playing pool. A friend told me they'd been there since 530pm. Parents were steadily drinking beers and a couple of Jagerbombs every 30 minutes or so. Parents would leave their kid in the bar alone while they went outside to smoke for 5 minutes or longer. It was getting near 10 o'clock at night and the parents were very intoxicated and I asked the bartender if it was common for 5 year old children to be out with their drunk parents at the bar. He finally kicked them out. I'm pretty sure they even drove their kid home, but I didn't go check. They probably drive him around drunk every night of the week. What are this kids chances at making it out of trailer park when he grows up?
 
2012-12-09 11:51:19 PM

Snapper Carr: Occam's razor - either this Tulsa trailer trash (alliteration ftw) woman is a Machiavellian schemer or her husband is possibly violent drunk and terrible, negligent father.


None of these things you mention are mutually exclusive.
 
2012-12-10 01:15:05 AM

2xhelix: I blame the state. If little kids were allowed to legally drink, this never would have happened.



True, but toddlers not only tend to be lightweights, but they're mean drunks too.
 
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