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(Bangor Daily News)   We grow 'em big off the coast ah Maine. Lobstahman catches crittah with 4 claws. Ayuh   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 92
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2012-12-08 07:00:08 PM  
Zach Donnell tells WMTW-TV that he's keeping the lobster and feeding it.

Simpsons did it.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-12-08 07:20:08 PM  
Clawse ahh good eatin', they ahh. Ayuh
 
2012-12-08 07:24:03 PM  
Zach Donnell

Heh. I farked his mom once.

/CSB
 
2012-12-08 08:22:08 PM  
I still have a stuffed lobster (as in stuffed animal) that I slept with as a child. I've lost or forfeited damn near everything when I had wild hairs grow in my ass and decided to split for Paris or San Francisco or even just across town - but for some reason I still have this stupid stuffed lobster.

Couches? Armoires? Rugs? Kitchen supplies? All gone. But this farking lobster is still here.

/he's free-range
 
2012-12-08 08:23:50 PM  
anwo.com

Looks exactly like this.
 
2012-12-08 08:28:52 PM  
Wow. What an amazing picture.
 
2012-12-08 08:33:54 PM  
Sometimes dead is beddah...
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-08 08:52:10 PM  

PhiloeBedoe: Sometimes dead is beddah...
[i1079.photobucket.com image 550x413]


Lord that looks tasty.
 
2012-12-08 09:31:41 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.

 
2012-12-08 09:42:03 PM  
My mutant cousin
www.ecaptain.com
The guy holding him is kinda weird looking, too
 
2012-12-08 09:51:44 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.

 
2012-12-08 10:27:07 PM  

toddalmighty: NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.

 
2012-12-08 11:36:59 PM  

St_Francis_P: Zach Donnell tells WMTW-TV that he's keeping the lobster and feeding it.

Simpsons did it.

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x430]


Oscar Wilde did it.
 
2012-12-08 11:39:55 PM  
I found the picture:

www.wmtw.com
 
2012-12-08 11:41:18 PM  

elvisaintdead: toddalmighty: NewportBarGuy: Wow. What an amazing picture.

 
2012-12-08 11:42:13 PM  

CLAW LOBSTA!!!!


t1.gstatic.com

 
2012-12-08 11:43:04 PM  
TTIUWP
 
2012-12-08 11:44:53 PM  
And people think the southern accent (because there's not more than one, after all) sounds stupid.
 
2012-12-08 11:45:08 PM  
Quality article with quality picture

Modern journalism
 
2012-12-08 11:46:14 PM  
Came here to see if anyone could get pics. The pic here, though, looks like the lobster got attacked right before molting started and lost some legs and both claws.
 
2012-12-08 11:50:48 PM  
Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

www.wmtw.com
 
2012-12-08 11:52:42 PM  
Pics or it didn't.....

BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]




Nice
 
2012-12-08 11:53:34 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]


They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome adaptation.
 
2012-12-08 11:54:13 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:


THROW IT BACK! Tis clearly the Devil's shellfish!
 
2012-12-08 11:55:52 PM  

skinink: CLAW LOBSTA!!!!
[t1.gstatic.com image 204x135]


Iraq lobster!

www.solveisraelsproblems.com
 
2012-12-09 12:00:24 AM  
i47.tinypic.com

/oblig.
 
2012-12-09 12:04:06 AM  

gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.


FTFY.
 
2012-12-09 12:04:41 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net

Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?
 
2012-12-09 12:06:53 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-12-09 12:10:49 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [i47.tinypic.com image 600x450]

/oblig.


You fool! They'll just cut off the bands off their claws and team up on you!
 
2012-12-09 12:12:50 AM  
Dayum, there was maybe four square inches[2" by 2"] of monitor surface to the very brief story and everything else was website sh*t.
 
2012-12-09 12:13:03 AM  

dickfreckle: I still have a stuffed lobster (as in stuffed animal) that I slept with as a child. I've lost or forfeited damn near everything when I had wild hairs grow in my ass and decided to split for Paris or San Francisco or even just across town - but for some reason I still have this stupid stuffed lobster.

Couches? Armoires? Rugs? Kitchen supplies? All gone. But this farking lobster is still here.

/he's free-range


FYI, the saying is "a wild HARE in your ass." As in, a rambunctious rabbit rooting in one's rectum, resulting in renegade something starting with "R".

/You're welcome.
 
2012-12-09 12:14:31 AM  

fusillade762: You fool! They'll just cut off the bands off their claws and team up on you!


I have prepared for that eventuality:

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-12-09 12:14:57 AM  

Kittypie070: Dayum, there was maybe four square inches[2" by 2"] of monitor surface to the very brief story and everything else was website sh*t.


Job Opportunity?
 
2012-12-09 12:20:31 AM  
After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
www.vanessarodrigues.com
 
2012-12-09 12:21:10 AM  

Tchernobog: gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.

FTFY.


Sorry, gents. As someone who's bred crayfish for the last 10 years, that's a pre-molt injury. Crustaceans are bi-lateral. If it were genetic, it would've been on both sides, or adversely affected the left claw. Most likely: This guy was an old school balla, and got in a lot of fights where his claw was partially crushed multiple times just a couple months before molting. They regenerate limbs, and the injuries registered as a declawing to the tissues, so each injury told his body to grow a new claw and leg.
 
2012-12-09 12:22:27 AM  

brobinson2001: Tchernobog: gadian: BarkingUnicorn: Here's a pic from the TV station cited as the AP's source:

[www.wmtw.com image 613x460]

They should have left it to breed. That would be an awesome delicious adaptation.

FTFY.

Sorry, gents. As someone who's bred crayfish for the last 10 years, that's a pre-molt injury. Crustaceans are bi-lateral. If it were genetic, it would've been on both sides, or adversely affected the left claw. Most likely: This guy was an old school balla, and got in a lot of fights where his claw was partially crushed multiple times just a couple months before molting. They regenerate limbs, and the injuries registered as a declawing to the tissues, so each injury told his body to grow a new claw and leg.


*Right claw, dammit.
 
2012-12-09 12:27:22 AM  

rewind2846: After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
[www.vanessarodrigues.com image 358x350]


HUMANITY IS A BLIGHT ON MOTHER EARTH!!! WE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!1!!
 
2012-12-09 12:28:28 AM  

NewportBarGuy: [i47.tinypic.com image 600x450]

/oblig.


"I can take you with one claw tied!"
 
2012-12-09 12:31:49 AM  
i like to get mine at the Jaunt Iggle.
Ayuh.
 
2012-12-09 12:36:00 AM  
Everybody outta here, there's a lobster loose! Cover yourselves in hot butter and carry lemon wedges, just in case!
 
2012-12-09 12:37:06 AM  
In all seriousness, since nothing is obscure on Fark, if someone knows what that's from, I'd love to find out. My sister used to say that when I was a kid and I never knew.
 
2012-12-09 12:44:41 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: rewind2846: After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
[www.vanessarodrigues.com image 358x350]

HUMANITY IS A BLIGHT ON MOTHER EARTH!!! WE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!1!!


I think we're pretty well on our way to doing that to ourselves.
 
2012-12-09 12:51:37 AM  

fusillade762: B.L.Z. Bub: rewind2846: After decades of pouring billions of tons of heinous nasty sh*t into the ocean, we're going to see more of this.
[www.vanessarodrigues.com image 358x350]

HUMANITY IS A BLIGHT ON MOTHER EARTH!!! WE MUST BE EXTERMINATED!!!1!!

I think we're pretty well on our way to doing that to ourselves.


And I'm sure you tree huggers will be creaming your pants over it.
 
2012-12-09 01:05:14 AM  
Ayuh? We say Ayut. Sometimes spelled Ayotte but sounds the same. Stick to the cape massholemiter
 
2012-12-09 01:05:29 AM  
what kind of third world heathen eats the claws?
 
2012-12-09 01:06:42 AM  
Crawmerax arises!


D:
 
2012-12-09 01:11:03 AM  
Has anyone mentioned that the article fails without a picture yet? Just wanted to say that the article fails without a picture.

/fails
 
2012-12-09 01:11:25 AM  
www.millionmonkeytheater.com

"Brother! I shall avenge you!"
 
2012-12-09 01:12:57 AM  
Delicious water bugs.
 
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