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(Washington Post)   Ugly-ass baby human born at Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse, NY   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 19
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2012-12-08 09:01:36 PM
10 votes:
Happy birthday to you.
You were born in a Zoo.
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.
2012-12-08 05:23:17 PM
5 votes:
www.ascully.com
2012-12-08 05:19:27 PM
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com 


"Yuuuuuuuuup."
2012-12-09 01:02:17 AM
2 votes:
The zoo's elephant expert herded away curious zoo patrons.

This is how you know when America's obesity epidemic has gotten completely out of hand.
2012-12-08 09:41:32 PM
2 votes:
Baby human gets born at zoo. Wasn't this a deleted scene from Planet of the Apes?
2012-12-08 09:25:49 PM
2 votes:
First thing I thought of:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-08 08:45:10 PM
2 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.


Zooey would be better.
2012-12-08 05:43:22 PM
2 votes:
Hah!

Clever headline, subby!
2012-12-08 11:08:13 PM
1 votes:
I must compliment the headline, especially since I submitted the same on on Friday when it happened.

/Cuser
//Not bitter, really...
2012-12-08 10:56:32 PM
1 votes:
Nice one, subby.
It's like the years and years of that headline cliche have awaited this very moment.
It's over. We can go home now.
2012-12-08 10:32:41 PM
1 votes:

dark side of the moon: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

Zooey would be better.


www.midwestsportsfans.com

Yes. Yes she would. 

/Hot like... well, you know.
2012-12-08 09:51:10 PM
1 votes:
babysimpson.co.uk
2012-12-08 09:35:53 PM
1 votes:

buckler: Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.


i28.photobucket.com
2012-12-08 09:04:26 PM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.


You're on, and my 50 internet bucks say she's never satisfied.
2012-12-08 08:57:34 PM
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago

It was. Later it was renamed after a dead rich lady.

I hope they give the kid a lifetime membership.


Got it. Yes, names of dead rich ladies do have a particular ring to them, especially when they're in the signature field of a check with many zeroes.
2012-12-08 08:54:46 PM
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hah!

Clever headline, subby!


I think this is the first time in over a year I actually and literally laughed out loud at a Fark headline.

Good work, subby.
2012-12-08 08:52:34 PM
1 votes:

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago


It was. Later it was renamed after a dead rich lady.

I hope they give the kid a lifetime membership.
2012-12-08 08:50:58 PM
1 votes:
The zoo's elephant expert herded away curious zoo patrons.

Wow, the mother must have gained a lot of pregnancy weight.
2012-12-08 07:06:06 PM
1 votes:
I'VE BEEN TO THE ZOO
 
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