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(Washington Post)   Ugly-ass baby human born at Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse, NY   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 7
    More: Spiffy, New York, zoos  
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9766 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2012 at 8:42 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-08 10:56:32 PM  
2 votes:
Nice one, subby.
It's like the years and years of that headline cliche have awaited this very moment.
It's over. We can go home now.
2012-12-08 09:32:27 PM  
1 votes:

buckler: Cool. I'd be honored to be involved with helping a woman give birth. I'd only hope to have the presence of mind to ask others to run for a bag, knife or scissors and string to tie off and cut the umbilical cord while preserving the placenta.


OK, every word of that was weird and/or creepy.
2012-12-08 09:01:36 PM  
1 votes:
Happy birthday to you.
You were born in a Zoo.
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.
2012-12-08 08:57:34 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago

It was. Later it was renamed after a dead rich lady.

I hope they give the kid a lifetime membership.


Got it. Yes, names of dead rich ladies do have a particular ring to them, especially when they're in the signature field of a check with many zeroes.
2012-12-08 08:55:55 PM  
1 votes:
Headline of the Year!!

hahahahahahahah
2012-12-08 08:52:34 PM  
1 votes:

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago


It was. Later it was renamed after a dead rich lady.

I hope they give the kid a lifetime membership.
2012-12-08 08:45:10 PM  
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.


Zooey would be better.
 
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