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(Washington Post)   Ugly-ass baby human born at Rosamond Gifford Zoo in Syracuse, NY   ( washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2012-12-08 10:58:09 PM  
good one subby
 
2012-12-08 11:02:02 PM  

skinink: JonnyBGoode: dark side of the moon: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

Zooey would be better.

[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 363x500]

Yes. Yes she would. 

/Hot like... well, you know.

Why are you calling Emily Blunt Zooey?


It was supposed to be a link to a pic of Zooey Deschanel, but my eyes aren't so good anymore I guess. :(
 
2012-12-08 11:04:58 PM  

JonnyBGoode: /Hot like... well, you know.


HOT? really. she is attractive in the geeky nerdy way some use hot.

/opinions and assholes i guess.
 
2012-12-08 11:08:02 PM  

Kittypie070: Headline of the Year!!

hahahahahahahah

 
2012-12-08 11:08:13 PM  
I must compliment the headline, especially since I submitted the same on on Friday when it happened.

/Cuser
//Not bitter, really...
 
2012-12-08 11:19:19 PM  
Zoo educator Liz Schmidt tells The Post-Standard that she rushed over from the reindeer pen to find the 21-year-old woman pushing out the baby.

I hope they name the baby Olive.
 
2012-12-08 11:53:56 PM  

megarian: gregscott: Happy birthday to you.
You were born in a Zoo.
You look like a monkey
And smell like one too.

This = fantastic



I remember these exact lyrics from my childhood.

/Old
//Weird
///Oldweird
 
2012-12-09 12:45:37 AM  
+1 subby.
 
2012-12-09 01:02:17 AM  
The zoo's elephant expert herded away curious zoo patrons.

This is how you know when America's obesity epidemic has gotten completely out of hand.
 
2012-12-09 01:03:46 AM  
Just didn't wanna pay for the ride to St Joe's or the OB.
Lived in Syr for years. Know the folks though.

As a kid in New Jersey, family friends had seven boys. All of them named after the beat cop that delivered them.
Conan, Brendan, Sean, Fergus on and on.
Wouldn't pay for the delivery
 
2012-12-09 02:00:08 AM  
Well done subby.
 
2012-12-09 04:50:09 AM  

JonnyBGoode: dark side of the moon: AbbeySomeone: Animals strike curious poses...

/obscure

50 internet bucks say her name is Zoe.

Zooey would be better.

[www.midwestsportsfans.com image 363x500]

Yes. Yes she would. 

/Hot like... well, you know.


Can haz pic of Frannie?
 
2012-12-09 12:12:26 PM  

LabGrrl: /Wonder if the baby will be a terrible shame and scar children from the sights, close for years then come back awesome.


Heh, nice. Yes, much work was done and it is now quite a pleasant little zoo, as zoos go. They do excellent extra programming, for grownups as well as kids. Brew at the Zoo always sells out, and we went to a neat Zoo's Blues evening. Blues music and a picnic dinner in amongst the animals at sunset. Quite neat, really.
 
2012-12-09 01:41:34 PM  

Ed 'Too Tall' Jones: I thought it was the Burnet Park Zoo?

/moved away many years ago


They fixed it up and named it after a donor. It's a great looking zoo now.
 
2012-12-10 04:09:54 PM  
The parents are going to have a great "warp the kid for life" answer for when the kid gets old enough to ask where babies come from.
 
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