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(National Geographic)   What's that?... Well, that looks like a huge... Johnson..... Yes, sir?.... Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this   (news.nationalgeographic.com) divider line 88
    More: Obvious, intelligence, Earth, northeastern India, National Radio Astronomy Observatory, closest approach, American Geophysical Union, just a theory  
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2012-12-08 05:49:04 PM
 
2012-12-08 06:06:56 PM
A large penis named "two tits"?
 
2012-12-08 06:42:50 PM
reggiestake.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-08 06:43:32 PM
I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.
 
2012-12-08 07:00:57 PM
That's as nutty as squirrel poop.
 
2012-12-08 08:04:50 PM

Ennuipoet: [reggiestake.files.wordpress.com image 850x361]


Thank you
 
2012-12-08 08:22:09 PM
We're boned.
 
2012-12-08 08:24:00 PM
the asteroid approaches Earth every four years

Right around presidential election time. Coincidence??
 
2012-12-08 08:26:08 PM
it could have been created through the YORP effect

images1.wikia.nocookie.net

YORP, YORP, YORP.
 
2012-12-08 08:29:20 PM
Looks like a hybrid penis-poop.
 
2012-12-08 08:31:10 PM
Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.
 
2012-12-08 08:31:39 PM
Just couldn't decide how long to make those ellipses?
 
2012-12-08 08:33:55 PM

innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.


Peter!
 
2012-12-08 08:38:30 PM

Ennuipoet: [reggiestake.files.wordpress.com image 850x361]


I'm always happy to see Clint Howard in a big movie. It must not be easy living in his brother's shadow.

I actually teared up when MTV gave him a lifetime achievement award.
 
2012-12-08 08:56:56 PM

unyon: I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.


They tend not to treat their readers like idiots: 'we'll just say peanut shaped, they'll figure it out'.
 
2012-12-08 09:00:39 PM
Par Toutatis! Le ciel va nous tomber sur la tête!

Sorry. I couldn't help that. Scientists should know better than name a NEO after the Gaulois god worshipped by Astérix and Obélix and their villagem who fear nothing, as is well known, but the possibility of the sky falling on their heads.

Mind you, they named another one after an Egyptian demon of chaos and darkness (Apophis in Greek, Apep in Egyptian). They're just askiing for the sky to fall on our heads.
 
2012-12-08 09:04:12 PM
Congrats, Subby...well played. *2thumbsup.jpg*
 
2012-12-08 09:04:17 PM
PENIIIIIIIIIIS IIIIIIIIIIN SPAAAAAAAAAACE!!! XD
 
2012-12-08 09:05:52 PM

Linkster: innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Peter!


Tallywhacker
John Thomas
Short arm
 
2012-12-08 09:07:31 PM
That's the third biggest penis I've ever seen.
 
2012-12-08 09:09:36 PM
This would have made an awesome prop on the movie "Flesh Gordon"...

/So ashamed I watched that...
//It was late on a Sunday, and boobies caught my eye :)
 
2012-12-08 09:11:36 PM

unyon: I love that the article headline says huge peanut shaped asteroid...

You can't tell me that was an accident.


Damned auto-correct.
 
2012-12-08 09:18:54 PM
Author needs a cockpunch for his unforgivable use of profanity: "just a theory".

/ Disappointed the Fark filter doesn't censor that.
 
2012-12-08 09:19:59 PM

Stone Meadow: Congrats, Subby...well played. *2thumbsup.jpg*


Thanks. It was my first green!
And thanks to Eeek for the gift of TotalFark
 
2012-12-08 09:22:11 PM
images.nationalgeographic.com
fc09.deviantart.net

Is it just me?
 
2012-12-08 09:25:17 PM
It's so large..we are all going to be farked when it comes!
 
2012-12-08 09:28:20 PM

RatMaster999: [images.nationalgeographic.com image 200x150]
[fc09.deviantart.net image 480x480]

Is it just me?


No, the text says:
The new model of the asteroid (right) is very similar to a radar image (left). Images courtesy Michael Busch

/No shiat Sherlock. 
//Calling Romero
 
2012-12-08 09:29:00 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-08 09:38:16 PM
collegecandy.files.wordpress.com

Neh. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-12-08 09:38:44 PM
We're gonna need some lube ... A lot of lube.
 
2012-12-08 09:42:27 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Linkster: innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Peter!

Tallywhacker
John Thomas
Short arm


Third knee
One-eyed trouser snake
Pizzle
Schlong
 
2012-12-08 09:42:34 PM
Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?
 
2012-12-08 09:50:07 PM
British Intelligence? The one based in London, Enguhland?
 
2012-12-08 09:55:18 PM
Too bad we gutted the space program or we could potentially have been prepared by now to maybe snag it in proximity and mine the crap out of it.

*sigh*
 
2012-12-08 10:01:13 PM

bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?



No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...
 
2012-12-08 10:05:54 PM

Amos Quito: bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...


and if they DID say something?
 
2012-12-08 10:11:26 PM
www.districtdiva.com
 
2012-12-08 10:17:00 PM
It is NOT peanut shaped.

It's shaped just like its name.

Two tatas.
 
2012-12-08 10:20:32 PM

ladyfortuna: Too bad we gutted the space program or we could potentially have been prepared by now to maybe snag it in proximity and mine the crap out of it.

*sigh*


We did? Link and no the shuttle couldn't have gotten there.
 
2012-12-08 10:22:27 PM

Gyrfalcon: It is NOT peanut shaped.

It's shaped just like its name.

Two tatas.


The awfully lumpy maybe they should be examined O O
 
2012-12-08 10:22:42 PM
Ah, it's the little NEA that couldn't.
 
2012-12-08 10:26:12 PM

bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?



12 .... it's the new 21.
 
2012-12-08 10:29:27 PM
tinfoil-hat maggie:

I really should preview before posting.
The =They're
/Meh, who cares
 
2012-12-08 10:29:33 PM
And a story on "nut busting monkeys" in the left sidebar. This story has everything!
 
2012-12-08 10:30:32 PM

diaphoresis: Amos Quito: bulok: Is it coming anywhere near the 21st of this month by chance?


No, they haven't spotted that one yet.

Or at least they're not SAYING anything...

and if they DID say something?



Then we'd all shiat bricks for two weeks, and it wouldn't matter anyway.

/PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999!
 
2012-12-08 10:30:32 PM
And I forget to close a tag, lovely : )
/Time for more booze.
 
2012-12-08 10:31:50 PM

brantgoose: Par Toutatis! Le ciel va nous tomber sur la tête!


Came for this, leaving oddly unsettled following the commentary.
 
2012-12-08 10:32:08 PM
Johnson, dolphin (as in "waxing the..."), salami (as in "hide the..."), poker, magic wand, and my all-time fave, brain (he actually admitted his brain was in his pants!).

There are waaaayyy too many words to depict a pecker!
 
2012-12-08 10:32:55 PM
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2012-12-08 10:39:40 PM

LaughingRadish: Day_Old_Dutchie: Linkster: innereardistortion: Wang. Weenie. Sausage. Long Tom. Cock. Dick. Lizard. Turtle. Prick. Shaft. Member. Nerve. Magic Wand. Fireman. Twig and berries. Wedding tackle. Family jewels. Mr. Happy. Peepee. Drilling Equipment. Mining gear. Devirginator. Mighty Oak.

Penis.

Peter!

Tallywhacker
John Thomas
Short arm

Third knee
One-eyed trouser snake
Pizzle
Schlong


Sword.
Meat
Rod "A" (for inserting into Slot "B")
Flagpole
Hoo-Hoo-Dilly
Master Key
Erectoral College
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Bayonet
Gentleman's Sausage
Vaginal Suppository
Doctor Feelgood
Freight Train
 
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