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(Some Guy)   Protestors for PETA told to get their shinebox by group of bikers (w/hilarious photo example)   (fromthetrenchesworldreport.com) divider line 92
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2012-12-08 07:30:15 PM
My father was visiting the family in Norfolk, VA. back in the '90's; and I took him to Waterside Park on Earth Day. There were several booths set up - one of which was a PETA booth protesting an effort by the State to pass legislation that would make funds available and help enable/encourage large 'factory farms' to remodel and exceed EPA wastewater runoff regulations.

My Dad was genuinely surprised that they would protest against improving the environment and spent several minutes asking the lady questions... in particular that if their primary complaint was against the large farms, the ability and cost to improve this particular type of 'pollution' is beyond most small farms and consolidation - in this case - makes it much easier to control the waste.

The lady answered that 'owning' any animals - pets included - was wrong and that everyone should be working hard to eliminate all farms that raise animals, for whatever purpose.

My Dad - he must have been around 70 at the time - leaned in and said quietly: "Madam, one of us is a loon, and it's not me..." and walked away.

/look on her face was priceless.
 
2012-12-08 07:31:44 PM

Valis992000: special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.

But the non outlaws like to play dress up so they look scary like the outlaws. So they pretty much beg to be lumped together.


Um... No. but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty.
 
2012-12-08 07:32:43 PM
At least a leather jacket serves a practical purpose, unlike a fur one.
 
2012-12-08 07:38:35 PM
I for one would love to eat a Vegetarian, well this vegetarian anyway.

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2012-12-08 07:41:20 PM
Valis992000 special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.

But the non outlaws like to play dress up so they look scary like the outlaws. So they pretty much beg to be lumped together.


You're a moron. Wearing leather has nothing to do with looking scary. It's a safety thing. If you go down without leather on, any regular clothes you're wearing will be quick ripped off and you'll have ground meat instead of body parts.
 
2012-12-08 07:42:36 PM
Just read the article.

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Fricken Perfect. Still would love to eat the Vegetarian pictured above though.
 
2012-12-08 07:43:02 PM

strapp3r: "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

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When my wife and I were dating, we spent a lot of time chatting online. I was telling some stories of my tech support days...how we would find some of the most horrible things on the Internet and trick each other into looking. She asked me what I meant, and I mentioned a certain related photo gallery. Realizing what I had done, I typed as fast as I coul "DON'T LOOK AT IT!!!" but she looked anyway. She still ended up marrying me, so I guess she wasn't too traumatized
 
2012-12-08 07:43:50 PM

Valis992000: special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.

But the non outlaws like to play dress up so they look scary like the outlaws. So they pretty much beg to be lumped together.


South Park did that pretty good, didn't they? I think so.

Rrrrrruuummmbbbbbumbumbumbum!

...you know the rest.
i.imgur.com
 
2012-12-08 07:48:17 PM

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.


So, which group do you hate? PETA or bikers?
 
2012-12-08 07:48:27 PM
I would even let the Vegetarian pictured above pee on me if that would convince her to let eat her salad toss her salad.
 
2012-12-08 07:55:45 PM
I was so hoping this was real, it would have been my own personal Festivus miracle. Alas, I am thwarted again.
 
2012-12-08 08:12:55 PM

strapp3r: "They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."


What's wrong with me that I'd still do her (the German porn pic girl)? Sure, I'd be vomiting from the stench the whole time, but...

/dem eyes
//dat face
///dese slashies
 
2012-12-08 08:20:00 PM
Urban legend is urban, and a legend.

//Also probably not real.
 
2012-12-08 08:34:07 PM
If it were real, a HERO tag would be much more appropriate.
 
2012-12-08 08:35:56 PM
 
2012-12-08 08:37:47 PM
This is what middle-aged dorks on Harleys wish people thought about them.
 
2012-12-08 08:40:15 PM
blah satire article. Believe me, I am Vegan and I would LOVE to see PETA taken down a peg or two (or three), but they are notorious attention whores that arent going away soon, even if something like this were to happen. I farking hate those guys. The "Vegans against PETA" movement is long overdue for a counter protest, lol!
 
2012-12-08 09:05:13 PM
If only it were true. sigh.....
 
2012-12-08 09:05:28 PM

KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.


I'd rather have a bunch of outlaw bikers than PETArds as neighbors. Bikers generally won't fark with you unless you fark with them first.
 
2012-12-08 09:34:14 PM

clyph: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I'd rather have a bunch of outlaw bikers than PETArds as neighbors.


No you wouldn't

Outlaw Biker gangs are dangerous, misogynistic criminal dirtbags, there is nothing noble about them.
 
2012-12-08 09:39:37 PM
Okay, they caught me with this one, I'm still laughing and now I really, really wish it were true.
 
2012-12-08 09:55:28 PM
I WANT TO BELIEVE
 
2012-12-08 10:12:19 PM

Brick-House: I for one would love to eat a Vegetarian, well this vegetarian anyway.

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Trust me, I'd be getting her to eat some meat by the end of the evening.
 
2012-12-08 10:12:23 PM

Sherman Potter: Dang. I really wanted to believe.

/i'd love to be able to fart at will


Obviously you've never been to a middle school.
 
2012-12-08 10:16:37 PM

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.



Bikers?
 
2012-12-08 10:37:51 PM

dforkus: clyph: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I'd rather have a bunch of outlaw bikers than PETArds as neighbors.

No you wouldn't

Outlaw Biker gangs are dangerous, misogynistic criminal dirtbags, there is nothing noble about them.


The last thing anyone would want is a bunch of 1% assholes moving next door (except, perhaps, other 1% assholes.) Seriously, there's the romantic notion of "outlaw biker", and then there's the reality, and the reality sucks.
 
2012-12-08 10:40:13 PM
(enable Joe Pesci mode)

"Motherfarker"!

(disable Joe Pesci mode)
 
2012-12-08 10:48:46 PM

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.


What are you talking about? Well, the photo caption ("HERE'S HOW POLICE FOUND ONE OF THEM.") was hilarious. The rest of it, tough, was pure garbage.
 
2012-12-08 10:50:29 PM

Amos Quito: Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.


Bikers?


No. Bikers are just largely maligned. PETA is hated.
 
2012-12-08 10:53:05 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Brick-House: I for one would love to eat a Vegetarian, well this vegetarian anyway.

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Trust me, I'd be getting her to eat some meat by the end of the evening.


She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone
 
2012-12-08 11:05:41 PM
Justice porn.
 
2012-12-09 12:08:38 AM
Duct Tape. Texas approves!
 
2012-12-09 04:48:38 AM
I thought Stephen Glass got out of journalism...
 
2012-12-09 05:44:53 AM

timbrr_wolf: It maybe satire, but it is still funny,

/this was the first time i had seen it.


I agree. Same here.
 
2012-12-09 06:45:01 AM

Methadone Girls: I wasn't here 6 years ago. I'm surprised I didn't see this in one of those fwd; fwd; fwd; emails my uncle always sends me.


Wow, you really got this whole Internet thing down pat for a six year old
 
2012-12-09 09:07:22 AM

OhioUGrad: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

I had never seen this story before. I wish it were true and that this would happen, just as much as I wish a funeral procession would careen out of control and run over the Westboro Baptist idiots.


I know, right?
 
2012-12-09 09:46:03 AM

dforkus:
Outlaw Biker gangs are dangerous, misogynistic criminal dirtbags, there is nothing noble about them.


Completely true. They're still better neighbors than PETArds, in my experience.

Lived next to a couple of bikers for about 6 months, one of whom was under house arrest at the time. Criminals? No doubt. Killers? Quite probably. Not at all nice people. But actually pretty decent neighbors if you got to know them, showed them respect, and didn't come off like you were going to rat them out or move in on their action. They helped me work on my truck a couple of times, helped carry stuff when I moved out, and a bunch of other small good neighbor stuff. Good criminals are smart enough not to shiat while they eat.
 
2012-12-09 11:14:27 AM
Only too true. That reminds me, if I can't get in a gated community, I'll move down the street from a biker clubhouse or a biker neighborhood. Petty auto theft, muggings and breakins just do not happen around them.

I'm talking real bikers here, not the dentists and accountants that play dress up on weekends.
 
2012-12-09 11:16:10 AM

clyph: dforkus:
Outlaw Biker gangs are dangerous, misogynistic criminal dirtbags, there is nothing noble about them.

Completely true. They're still better neighbors than PETArds, in my experience.

Lived next to a couple of bikers for about 6 months, one of whom was under house arrest at the time. Criminals? No doubt. Killers? Quite probably. Not at all nice people. But actually pretty decent neighbors if you got to know them, showed them respect, and didn't come off like you were going to rat them out or move in on their action. They helped me work on my truck a couple of times, helped carry stuff when I moved out, and a bunch of other small good neighbor stuff. Good criminals are smart enough not to shiat while they eat.


I don't know what happened, my last comment was in response to this one...
 
2012-12-09 02:13:50 PM
...vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van...

That's when I knew something was off about this article. Oh and I remembered seeing the photo somewhere.
 
2012-12-09 06:57:55 PM

JustinCase: Only too true. That reminds me, if I can't get in a gated community, I'll move down the street from a biker clubhouse or a biker neighborhood. Petty auto theft, muggings and breakins just do not happen around them.

I'm talking real bikers here, not the dentists and accountants that play dress up on weekends.



Uhh... if your first choice in residential options is a gated community, you probably won't fit in real well with bikers. Just saying...
 
2012-12-09 07:47:27 PM

ZeroPly: JustinCase: Only too true. That reminds me, if I can't get in a gated community, I'll move down the street from a biker clubhouse or a biker neighborhood. Petty auto theft, muggings and breakins just do not happen around them.

I'm talking real bikers here, not the dentists and accountants that play dress up on weekends.


Uhh... if your first choice in residential options is a gated community, you probably won't fit in real well with bikers. Just saying...


Actually, I do. Life is more interesting when you seek out all walks of life. I've earned respect from a few individuals that gives me real internal pride. People that don't like or won't talk to others consider me a friend. Also, people that most others wouldn't talk to out of fear.

Older bikers in particular get points from me just because they stayed alive that long. Possibly sheer luck but most likely smarts. They're usually done with all the testosterone fueled insanity. They also exert a measure of control over the younger rabid and diseased puppies.
 
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