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St_Francis_P		2012-12-08 02:22:35 PM

You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-12-08 02:23:50 PM

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

Vodka Zombie		2012-12-08 02:42:21 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.

PreMortem		2012-12-08 05:21:44 PM

I guess the modmins got tired of red lighting this...

Those banner ads... Doomsday prepper- nut clearinghouse.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-12-08 05:28:05 PM

Here's the original source (as far as I can tell)

http://glossynews.com/society/201001070305/activists-missing-after-d ec laring-war-on-leather-at-motorcycle-rally/

St_Francis_P		2012-12-08 05:32:41 PM

PreMortem: I guess the modmins got tired of red lighting this....

Going by the "Top eleven lies regarding life" greenlight, I think they're simply making punitive greenlights today.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-12-08 05:42:59 PM

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.

It was one of the first stories I remember from Fark... over 6 years ago... and it had been debunked then.

quatchi		2012-12-08 05:46:13 PM

Relatively Obscure		2012-12-08 05:49:05 PM

I was coming in to say that this sounded seriously fake, but I can see that everyone already knew this for certain.

Methadone Girls		2012-12-08 05:52:19 PM

I wasn't here 6 years ago. I'm surprised I didn't see this in one of those fwd; fwd; fwd; emails my uncle always sends me.

jaytkay		2012-12-08 06:20:43 PM

WTF was that web site? I thought Geocities closed ages ago.

KrispyKritter		2012-12-08 06:21:43 PM

Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.

not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

BigSnatch		2012-12-08 06:23:46 PM

Time to post this to Facebook and watch the comments roll in commending and condemning this legit news story.

keytronic		2012-12-08 06:24:37 PM

Bad satire is like bad pizza...it gives me diarrhea

Satanic_Hamster		2012-12-08 06:25:22 PM

Subby is a retard and so is the modmin who greenlit this.

Sherman Potter		2012-12-08 06:26:42 PM

Dang. I really wanted to believe.

/i'd love to be able to fart at will

HBK		2012-12-08 06:26:59 PM

KrispyKritter: Vodka Zombie: MaudlinMutantMollusk: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Seriously... how many times is this now?

I've seen about six in the commented tab alone.

Sad thing is, it's not even good or funny satire. It's just a feeble attempt by a pathetic blogger to inspire more hatred against an already hated group.

not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

Sons of Anarchy has made them damn-near likeable.

Their likeability is back to zero every year when they crash Austin for the ROT Rally.

Two weekends to go out of town in Austin: ROT rally and Texas relays.

OhioUGrad		2012-12-08 06:30:02 PM

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

I had never seen this story before. I wish it were true and that this would happen, just as much as I wish a funeral procession would careen out of control and run over the Westboro Baptist idiots.

wambu		2012-12-08 06:30:04 PM

Would be hilariously funny if true.

Not true = only good for a chuckle or two.

jim32rr		2012-12-08 06:32:09 PM

I too wanted to believe, fark PETA.

special20		2012-12-08 06:35:03 PM

KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.

fusillade762		2012-12-08 06:35:25 PM

CapeFearCadaver: It was one of the first stories I remember from Fark... over 6 years ago... and it had been debunked then.

Tragic day in history: December 8, 2005?

citizenj		2012-12-08 06:36:01 PM

fb is the father....

/thass right, old school, biatches.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-12-08 06:38:34 PM

special20: KrispyKritter: not everyone hates bikers, and besides they can't help it if they're scum.

I classify the outlaw bikers as scum, but you go ahead and lump everyone together there, shorty. I'm sure you feel better about yourself in a few decades.

He's pretty good at infuriating blanket statements:
KrispyKritter: women who go through life making piss poor decisions rarely ever own up to that fact. and an astounding amount of other women will stick up for their stupid sisters. these women make it easy for ladies with some common sense to do well in life.

BumpInTheNight		2012-12-08 06:39:14 PM

iron_city_ap		2012-12-08 06:40:53 PM

I really wish this was real. A biker rally in SW Pennsylvania in December.......

quatchi		2012-12-08 06:43:47 PM

Are supporters of PETA called PETAphiles?

*ducks*

timbrr_wolf		2012-12-08 06:44:18 PM

It maybe satire, but it is still funny,

/this was the first time i had seen it.

slayer199		2012-12-08 06:48:15 PM

This was redlighted last week and it's obvious satire. As much as many of us would have liked it to be true...it's not.

rocketpants		2012-12-08 06:49:02 PM

jaytkay: WTF was that web site? I thought Geocities closed ages ago.

Oh come on. This was clearly Angelfire.

foxyshadis		2012-12-08 06:51:11 PM

quatchi: Are supporters of PETA called PETAphiles?

*ducks*

That chestnut was last funny in the Carter administration.

2wolves		2012-12-08 06:51:46 PM

Why the weekend help is still on weekends only.

brantgoose		2012-12-08 06:52:29 PM

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

Yeah, you're right. Snopes says false. But I had to check.

That is some Harvard Graduate level pranking. I should have known that it was too advanced for bikers unless they have Simpsons Writers writing for them.

Duct-taped inside a fast-food dumpster? It sounds like a PETA activist's own personal niche in Hell.

I guess it was just too good to be true.

brantgoose		2012-12-08 06:53:15 PM

Oops! I forget to mentiion: NOT SUBBY. Although it was a good laugh and new to me.

HairBolus		2012-12-08 06:54:19 PM

St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

It was satire when it appeared on GlossyNews a satire site on January 07, 2010.

The linked version was stolen and published on fromthetrenchesworldreport.com a right wingnut conspiracy site and it doesn't seem that their editors or readers can tell what a joke is.

Mega Steve		2012-12-08 06:54:37 PM

Gordon Bennett		2012-12-08 07:03:51 PM

HairBolus: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

It was satire when it appeared on GlossyNews a satire site on January 07, 2010.

The linked version was stolen and published on fromthetrenchesworldreport.com a right wingnut conspiracy site and it doesn't seem that their editors or readers can tell what a joke is.

Is that it? When I read this and saw the headline for the next story about an Olsen twins handbag lined with prescription drugs for sale, I sort of assumed that it was a comedy site with an unusually derpy sense of banner ads. Still, if I ever want to pay too much for seeds and gold I know where to go. Which is nice.

Dwight_Yeast		2012-12-08 07:06:13 PM

That website smells of fish and failure.

Bondith		2012-12-08 07:08:59 PM

PreMortem: I guess the modmins got tired of red lighting this...

Those banner ads... Doomsday prepper- nut clearinghouse.

I was surprised to see ads at all (go AdBlock). Mouseover suggests they're linked directly.

My favourite was the one selling a system to filter out "radiation".

strapp3r		2012-12-08 07:10:32 PM

"They peed on me!!!" charged one activist. "They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me 'La Trene' and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!"

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers "farted on their heads."

media.ebaumsworld.com

BigLuca		2012-12-08 07:11:12 PM

Oohhh, BIKERS. I'm an idiot.

Valis992000		2012-12-08 07:11:56 PM

ZzeusS		2012-12-08 07:15:27 PM

Haven't got a chance to read the entire thread yet, but this grabbed my eye:

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting "you're murderers" to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

'That's Thick Headed'

quatchi		2012-12-08 07:18:45 PM

foxyshadis: That chestnut was last funny in the Carter administration.

Well, technically it wasn't even funny then but I cede your point.

Begoggle		2012-12-08 07:19:01 PM

Obviously not true, are people really this stupid? Nevermind, I already know.

The_Philosopher_King		2012-12-08 07:19:18 PM

AliceBToklasLives		2012-12-08 07:22:33 PM

SAT time:

PETA : animals lovers : : NRA : 2nd Amendment supporters

/upshot - you're not helping, folks

HoneyDog		2012-12-08 07:25:12 PM

The story is a fake. It would be funny as hell if it happened though.

cc_rider		2012-12-08 07:26:08 PM

There's even a Snopes page on this from 2010: Link

I imagine people who follow those kinds of shiatty blogs aren't even up on the latest reality, never mind old satire.

quatchi		2012-12-08 07:30:12 PM

HairBolus: St_Francis_P: You have to let this go, subby. We all know it's satire.

It was satire when it appeared on GlossyNews a satire site on January 07, 2010.

The linked version was stolen and published on fromthetrenchesworldreport.com a right wingnut conspiracy site and it doesn't seem that their editors or readers can tell what a joke is.

"If it fits the narrative it goes in the mix regardless of veracity".

That's like Rule 1 inside the echo-chambered derp-o-sphere.

/Bit of Trivia: It's also what FOX News was gonna go with before Ailes decided on "Fair and Balanced".

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