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(Charleston Post and Courier)   Great white shark named 'Mary Lee' continues to stalk the South Carolina coast; hasn't anyone told her that tourist season is over?   (postandcourier.com) divider line 43
    More: Followup, Isle of Palms, South Carolina, East Coast, Charleston Harbor, Murrells Inlet  
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2012-12-08 02:15:49 PM
img11.imageshack.us

He did.
 
2012-12-08 02:32:07 PM
Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?
 
2012-12-08 02:57:15 PM
I just went to Osearch's Facebook page, and found out that one of the researcher's named the shark after his mother.

Paging Dr. Freud!
 
2012-12-08 03:28:32 PM
BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!
 
2012-12-08 03:35:44 PM

Apos: BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!


DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2012-12-08 03:43:54 PM
Does Mary Lee have dolls' eyes?
 
2012-12-08 03:44:03 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!

DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 03:54:23 PM

The_Sponge: I just went to Osearch's Facebook page, and found out that one of the researcher's named the shark after his mother.

Paging Dr. Freud!


That is kinda creepy amusing.
 
2012-12-08 04:38:20 PM
johnnycat.files.wordpress.com

"here lies the body of mary lee. died at the age of 103. for fifteen years she kept her virginity. not a bad record for this vicinity."
 
2012-12-08 04:47:38 PM
daysgobyandigrowstronger.files.wordpress.com 
/sorry
/tltrtfa
 
2012-12-08 04:49:05 PM
Trolling? I wonder what her ISP is...

/it's TRAWLING you farkwit!
 
2012-12-08 04:49:07 PM

"Mary Lee trolls off coast near Isle of Palms"


Well now at least we know where one troll from the Politics Tab lives.

 
2012-12-08 04:51:42 PM
She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.
 
2012-12-08 04:52:15 PM
Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
 
2012-12-08 04:53:37 PM

vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?


And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.
 
2012-12-08 04:54:48 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Hello, Mary Lou.
 
2012-12-08 04:57:08 PM

The_Sponge: I just went to Osearch's Facebook page, and found out that one of the researcher's named the shark after his mother.

Paging Dr. Freud!


Because naming her Kate Gosselin would been over the top - - like jumping the shark or something.
 
2012-12-08 05:06:27 PM

Rufus Lee King: "One person posted that he had seen her in the Charleston Harbor. It is unclear if it was in fact May Lee because she did not ping in the Charleston Harbor."

Sounds like ol' Joe Bob got liquored up, saw a dolphin, and lost his mind entirely.


Or saw another great white. Or another shark species.
 
2012-12-08 05:14:00 PM

vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?


I was wondering how they got such a specific weight. Or did they just guess?
 
2012-12-08 05:18:31 PM

Apos: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM, BA-BUM,BA-BUM, BA-BUM!

DO DO DOOOOOOOOOOOOO 


Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.
 
2012-12-08 05:25:09 PM
How do they know how much she weighed last summer?

Picked her up.

http://ocearch.org/expeditionblog/mary-lee-a-legendary-shark/

/Summer in Chatham
 
2012-12-08 05:27:18 PM
I'm guessing they weighed her by taking the length times the girth, and calculating the weight of the water she displaces, which would work out to 17.6 pounds per square gallon at sea level during a full moon.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-12-08 05:30:32 PM

iheartscotch: Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.


YOU'RE CERTIFIABLE, QUINT! YOU KNOW THAT?!
 
2012-12-08 05:38:56 PM
Now she weighs 4,316. She went vegan and dropped 40 lbs.
 
2012-12-08 05:39:16 PM

breakfast_in_bedlam: Trolling? I wonder what her ISP is...

/it's TRAWLING you farkwit!


You sure you're sure about that?
 
2012-12-08 05:41:29 PM

baronvonzipper: I'm guessing they weighed her by taking the length times the girth, and calculating the weight of the water she displaces, which would work out to 17.6 pounds per square gallon at sea level during a full moon.

/dnrtfa


Ok, then what about the fin thingy measurement?
 
2012-12-08 05:54:58 PM
You were on the Indianapolis?
 
2012-12-08 05:57:53 PM
Better than Meisterbrau.
 
2012-12-08 06:39:50 PM

SkerriNinja: She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.


Ain't nobody surfing IOP.. especially now! :P
 
2012-12-08 06:44:47 PM
What a shark trolling the SC coast may look like:

i28.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-08 06:52:37 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: iheartscotch: Break it up will ya', Chief! Daylight's wastin'.

YOU'RE CERTIFIABLE, QUINT! YOU KNOW THAT?!


Stop playin' with yourself, Hooper.

/ Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women.
 
2012-12-08 07:03:27 PM

MrJesus: SkerriNinja: She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.

Ain't nobody surfing IOP.. especially now! :P


I never said she was smart. :)

/Folly, 7th and 8th. At least that was my preference when I was a young whippersnapper.
 
2012-12-08 07:23:27 PM

SkerriNinja: MrJesus: SkerriNinja: She's just hanging out, waiting on slow surfers. The wet suits make them look like sushi. :)

/lives in Chas
//gettin' a kick..., splash, AHHHH!
///swims in circles now.

Ain't nobody surfing IOP.. especially now! :P

I never said she was smart. :)

/Folly, 7th and 8th. At least that was my preference when I was a young whippersnapper.


Yeah Washout @ Folly is still the best, though every now and then off the pier by Windjammer you can catch a little something on IOP..
 
2012-12-08 08:18:27 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-08 08:28:32 PM
www.onlygags.com
 
2012-12-08 09:50:18 PM

breakfast_in_bedlam: Trolling? I wonder what her ISP is...

/it's TRAWLING you farkwit!


Uhhhh...so this shark has evolved to drag a cone shaped net through the water column ie a trawl?
Or is she cruising around at a slow cruise looking for prey? AKA trolling
It would be surprising and a little frightening if the great white has mastered net making/fishing techniques....
/don't be so quick to slang that shiat...lest you get it all over yo self
 
2012-12-09 12:13:18 AM
Mega Steve:
www.onlygags.com

Anti-shark cage. You go inside the cage? Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark.

Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
 
2012-12-09 12:57:28 AM

Betep: How do they know how much she weighed last summer?



Knows how much she weighed last summer.

mimg.ugo.com
 
2012-12-09 02:18:20 AM

Gyrfalcon: vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.


Maybe they weighed her when she was caught and tagged? Could happen. Maybe that is when they determined it was a she.
 
2012-12-09 02:17:16 PM
s3.vidimg.popscreen.com

Oh to be sure, she's a brutal killing machine. But she shows more remorse than I've ever seen in a human.
 
2012-12-09 08:32:31 PM

saturn badger: Gyrfalcon: vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.

Maybe they weighed her when she was caught and tagged? Could happen. Maybe that is when they determined it was a she.


I imagine that they have a formula based on dimensions that generates numbers that look more specific than they are.
 
2012-12-10 01:14:43 PM
Fare-well and adieu, faaaair Spanish ladies...............
 
2012-12-10 11:09:10 PM

morg: saturn badger: Gyrfalcon: vossiewulf: Mary Lee, a 16-foot-long, 3,456-pound great white shark

Exactly how often are they weighing this giant death shark?

And to know her weight so precisely, that's quite impressive.

Maybe they weighed her when she was caught and tagged? Could happen. Maybe that is when they determined it was a she.

I imagine that they have a formula based on dimensions that generates numbers that look more specific than they are.


I read in another article they weighed her when they pulled her from the water.
 
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