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(Metro)   Planking was so yesterday. Milking was just about pouring milk on yourself. But porting, the act of pouring a bottle of port all over yourself could just be the most pointless Internet craze yet. Bonus: You waste a bottle of booze   (metro.co.uk) divider line 8
    More: Stupid, Durham University, Newcastle University, internet craze  
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5066 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Dec 2012 at 3:29 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2012-12-08 02:35:49 PM  
4 votes:
Call me a pessimist, but I have great doubts about Liquid Nitrogening ever taking off.
2012-12-08 04:06:41 PM  
3 votes:

kim jong-un: So, what is a decent port to drink?


Oh, you know, any ol' port in a storm.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...

... I'll go now.
2012-12-08 03:32:40 PM  
3 votes:
canadianawareness.org

Been there, done that. Permanently.
2012-12-08 03:52:37 PM  
2 votes:
I'd like to start a rumor about the real hot new fad. It's called "contributing." You take a picture of yourself doing something that improves the human condition. It's awesome. All the cool kids are doing it. You should try it.

Go pick up litter, adopt a homeless animal, help an old lady cross the street, set a Republican on fire, help someone change a tire, rake your neighbor's leaves, run over a Westboro Baptist Church member, volunteer at a soup kitchen, plant some tulip bulbs, or something else that makes the world a better place, and take a photo of yourself doing it.
2012-12-09 12:19:28 PM  
1 votes:
Milking?
carlosnightman.files.wordpress.com
2012-12-08 04:02:17 PM  
1 votes:

mgshamster: breakfast_in_bedlam: I've got a great idea for all the people who come up with this shiat all the time. It's called "Murdering"

Is it still murder if it's justified?


Are you talking about plain 'ol murder or "legitimate" murder as defined by the G.O.P. use of the term? I believe that you don't actually die if you're the victim of a "legitimate" murder.
2012-12-08 03:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
I've got a great idea for all the people who come up with this shiat all the time. It's called "Murdering"
2012-12-08 03:02:07 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Call me a pessimist, but I have great doubts about Liquid Nitrogening ever taking off.


Ah, but with this caliber of university students, it's more than possible: It's a certainty.*

*And I wouldn't lose any sleep over it, either.
 
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