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(MSNBC)   Bizzare creature found in 200-million-year-old cocoon. Guess where it was found. Go ahead and guess   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 66
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2012-12-08 10:38:32 PM  
Came for Eva jokes, leaving disappointed.
 
2012-12-08 10:43:41 PM  
Mars?
 
2012-12-08 11:00:21 PM  
New Jersey?
 
2012-12-08 11:27:32 PM  
I was expecting more exciting news from Best Korea
 
2012-12-08 11:28:02 PM  

jayhawk88: I am being a small creature in a cocoon, waiting to be found.


Duuuuude.
 
2012-12-08 11:36:52 PM  
Some poor girl's throat?

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Would you fark me? I'd fark me
 
2012-12-09 12:06:59 AM  
If comics books have taught me anything, inside the cocoon there's either:

A - a genetically advanced dude with gold skin

or

B - a hot redheaded chick with psychic powers
 
2012-12-09 02:05:30 AM  

Strolpol: Came for Eva jokes, leaving disappointed.


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OHHH SHHHHIIIIIII...

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2012-12-09 04:22:10 AM  
Came for a boatload of At The Mountains of Madness, The Thing and Neon Genesis Evangelion jokes.

Nearly left disappointed.
 
2012-12-09 07:41:14 AM  
"Honey, do you know where I left that 200 million year old creature? That slimey one. It was real ittybitty. No. No, the creature, I know where my shoes are, I'm wear...what? Well if I knew where I used it last, I wouldn't ask you, would I? OK OK! Jeez what a grouch."

"Oh man. I was holding it in my hand the whole time. What the hell is wrong with me."

"Hey honey, have you seen my keys?"
 
2012-12-09 08:57:02 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Bizzare creature found in 200-million-year-old cocoon. Guess where it was found. Go ahead and guess

A swimming pool inhabited by senior citizens?


Done in 2.
 
2012-12-09 10:51:48 AM  
KILL IT WITH FIRE MAC!!!

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2012-12-09 01:32:18 PM  
FTFA:
This bell animal lived during the Late Triassic Period, when the Earth was much warmer

Unpossible!
 
2012-12-09 07:21:32 PM  

offmymeds: Smeggy Smurf: Please let it be a Shoggoth

[www.meanoldcoot.com image 400x301]

Ever seen a shoggoth? Well, have ya', boy?


I've seen my ex-wife naked.
 
2012-12-10 03:23:02 AM  

dragonchild: Considering it's so small, I wonder how they came about finding the Thing.


HA! I'm watching that movie right now.

/they just burned the head with the crab legs and eye-stalks.
 
2012-12-10 10:19:05 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: offmymeds: Smeggy Smurf: Please let it be a Shoggoth

[www.meanoldcoot.com image 400x301]

Ever seen a shoggoth? Well, have ya', boy?

I've seen my ex-wife naked.


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