willicus: My wife is 35 weeks pregnant with our first, so I'm looking forward to our sex lives going back to well below normal in a few weeks years.
Gulper Eel: The elvers are at their grandparents' tonight and so my wife and I have the whole day to ourselves, but we can't remember how to get a kick out of this article...
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eltejon: skullkrusher: willicus: My wife is 35 weeks pregnant with our first, so I'm looking forward to our sex lives going back to normal in a few weeks./What? Why is everybody laughing?my wife's sex drive went into overtime when she was preggo. Now, not so much. Little Life Ruiners/congrats and good luck!Had that happy time with our first kid too. It contributed to my go ahead for number two. Sadly, that lightning didn't strike twice and insomnia put a big damper on the fun (1 1/2 times in 40 weeks). But with both kids, she has been very ok and willing to let me fulfill my lactation fetish.
whistleridge: 2. Don't let kids in the house
megarian: I'm tired of doing all the work. Le sexy time would be vastly improved if I wasn't the only one putting in effort.Kids + sex = too much work.I think I need to get a pool boy. Might be suspicious... I don't have a pool.
willicus: My wife is 35 weeks pregnant with our first, so I'm looking forward to our sex lives going back to normal in a few weeks./What? Why is everybody laughing?
pxlboy: whistleridge: How to have great sex with kids in the house:1. Don't have kids2. Don't let kids in the house3. Have great sex whenever you likeThis. Not having kids and the girlfriend doesn't, either. Win/win.
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