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(Fox News)   Salma Hayek: "I was not comfortable with 'Desperado' nude scenes" | The Rest Of The World: "Umm, we were OK with it"   (latino.foxnews.com) divider line 135
    More: Misc, Salma Hayek, Desperado, nude scenes, Antonio Banderas, nude, Mexican-Americans  
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2012-12-08 02:26:05 PM  
Let's get to it:

www.empireonline.com
cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com
img.poptower.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 02:27:39 PM  
kept on thinking, 'What will my mother and father think about this?'"


Your mum has seen you naked. I am pretty sure that when you have a beautiful daughter that goes into acting, you resign yourself to the fact that revealing pictures will be taken. Better that you get paid for them.
 
2012-12-08 02:48:26 PM  
Says the woman that consistently displays ample cleavage even when she's not being paid. But yes, I'm sure you were "distressed" or at least the tiny shirt you were sometimes wearing was.
 
2012-12-08 02:53:00 PM  
We know, Salma, we know. You did it for the art.
 
2012-12-08 03:02:40 PM  
My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.
 
2012-12-08 03:22:13 PM  

Mentat: My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.


This.

Her and Antonio Banderas together made me question, briefly, if I am 100% straight or 98%.
 
2012-12-08 03:24:39 PM  

ekdikeo4: Mentat: My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.

This.

Her and Antonio Banderas together made me question, briefly, if I am 100% straight or 98%.


There is a reason tyranny porn exists.
 
2012-12-08 03:24:54 PM  
That was the first time that I had ever seen a movie in it with nudity in it while with someone of the opposite sex in high school. I will probably remember the circumstances for the rest of my life. Weird how that works sometimes. God I lusted after the chick that I was sitting next to

/csb
//never got her, was a miserable failure the ladies
 
2012-12-08 03:25:05 PM  
There isn't a single one of you I wouldn't torture for days in exchange for an opportunity to take a whiff of her toilet.
 
2012-12-08 03:25:18 PM  

titwrench: ekdikeo4: Mentat: My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.

This.

Her and Antonio Banderas together made me question, briefly, if I am 100% straight or 98%.

There is a reason tyranny porn exists.


*Tranny porn
 
2012-12-08 03:30:48 PM  

titwrench: ekdikeo4: Mentat: My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.

This.

Her and Antonio Banderas together made me question, briefly, if I am 100% straight or 98%.

There is a reason tyranny porn exists.


Hey, if you're into Saddam Hussein in lingerie feeding dissidents into a wood chipper, who am I to judge?
 
2012-12-08 03:36:49 PM  
I thought that was a body double...
 
2012-12-08 03:38:06 PM  

titwrench: There is a reason tyranny porn exists.


That's funny, Kim Jong Il didn't order a pizza.
 
2012-12-08 03:38:18 PM  

Mentat: titwrench: ekdikeo4: Mentat: My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.

This.

Her and Antonio Banderas together made me question, briefly, if I am 100% straight or 98%.

There is a reason tyranny porn exists.

Hey, if you're into Saddam Hussein in lingerie feeding dissidents into a wood chipper, who am I to judge?


Maybe it's the mustache. Hussein, Stalin, Hitler....

But seriously. I know she was nude, but did we really see anything? Also, Hello, Frida? Lesbian scene, remember?
 
2012-12-08 03:49:57 PM  
I'm going to have to watch that movie, that scene, several dozen times to make up my mind if I should be outraged
 
2012-12-08 03:54:31 PM  
As much money she has made from her boobs I think we are owed something. Shannon Tweed never whined.
 
2012-12-08 03:54:56 PM  
I really think actresses say that they are uncomfortable with nude scenes because that is what they believe they should say. I think they actually like to do them because in my belief system actresses are kinky like that. And why does MS Word want to correct actresses to actors? Bastards!
 
2012-12-08 03:58:26 PM  

SoupGuru: I thought that was a body double...


I tought so too. That's why we never saw face and boobs in same shot. Always a sure sign.
 
2012-12-08 03:58:34 PM  

Apos: Let's get to it:

[www.empireonline.com image 500x400]
[cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]
[img.poptower.com image 393x600]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 418x600]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Damn fine work, sir.
 
2012-12-08 04:02:36 PM  

The Gentleman Caller: But seriously. I know she was nude, but did we really see anything?


I'm not sure what you saw, but what I saw was glorious.
 
2012-12-08 04:02:37 PM  

Apos: Let's get to it:

[www.empireonline.com image 500x400]
[cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]
[img.poptower.com image 393x600]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 418x600]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]


Well, I am not gonna let Apos do all the work...

cdn.imnotobsessed.com
www.hollywoodtuna.com
25.media.tumblr.com 
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 04:03:47 PM  

titwrench: ekdikeo4: Mentat: My pants weren't very comfortable during that scene.

This.

Her and Antonio Banderas together made me question, briefly, if I am 100% straight or 98%.

There is a reason tyranny porn exists.


Epic Typo/autocorrect error here. I just burst out laughing.
 
2012-12-08 04:08:55 PM  
Not sure what the big deal is, but Im going to go Fap and think about it.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 04:12:32 PM  
When a 14 year old MagSeven saw those scenes in Desperado for the first time, he inexplicably spoke only in fluent Spanish for an entire week.
 
2012-12-08 04:15:22 PM  

Marshal805: Apos: Let's get to it:

[www.empireonline.com image 500x400]
[cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com image 435x580]
[img.poptower.com image 393x600]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 418x600]
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 850x637]

Damn fine work, sir.


Thank you. Just doing my best to ensure that this becomes bookmark-worthy. Great to see that Beerguy and Brick House have the same idea.
 
2012-12-08 04:16:03 PM  

MagSeven: When a 14 year old MagSeven saw those scenes in Desperado for the first time, he inexplicably spoke only in fluent Spanish for an entire week.


MADRE DE DIOS
 
2012-12-08 04:18:10 PM  
It's a shame her delicious boobs are fake. Nicely done, but they're fake.
 
2012-12-08 04:22:57 PM  

wambu: It's a shame her delicious boobs are fake. Nicely done, but they're fake.


They are only fake on the inside.
 
2012-12-08 04:25:39 PM  

wambu: It's a shame her delicious boobs are fake. Nicely done, but they're fake.


Troll (Internet)
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In Internet slang, a troll (play /ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is someone who posts inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[3] The noun troll may refer to the provocative message itself, as in: "That was an excellent troll you posted."
 
2012-12-08 04:26:54 PM  

"tyranny porn"

caligulaversusnero.files.wordpress.com

O Hai, Guiz, wot's...


/Getting a real, sick, sadistic kick, etc.
 
2012-12-08 04:44:51 PM  
In the farking article they refer to her as a "Mexican American". I dig her titties perhaps a bit more than most, but when did she naturalize?

???
 
2012-12-08 04:53:39 PM  

Brick-House: Not sure what the big deal is, but Im going to go Fap and think about it.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 685x1010]


At this point, she's merely gorgeous. When that pic was taken, I would have eaten the corn out of her poop.
 
2012-12-08 04:57:54 PM  

Funbags: There isn't a single one of you I wouldn't torture for days in exchange for an opportunity to take a whiff of her toilet.


I'd rather fark her, so you enjoy her toilet odors.
 
2012-12-08 04:58:20 PM  
Admit it, she's kind of a whore.
www.wwd.com
 
2012-12-08 05:15:18 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-08 05:23:10 PM  
Tyrion porn?

25.media.tumblr.com

/whatever floats your boat
/NTTAWWT
 
2012-12-08 05:23:12 PM  
 
2012-12-08 05:25:14 PM  

Mentat: MagSeven: When a 14 year old MagSeven saw those scenes in Desperado for the first time, he inexplicably spoke only in fluent Spanish for an entire week.

MADRE DE DIOS


SON OF A biatch!

SON OF A biatch!
 
2012-12-08 05:28:38 PM  
 
2012-12-08 05:42:36 PM  
They aren't fake. Everyone focuses on her tits, but she also has a world class ass. I need to find the picture of her in jeans. Asstastic.

/named my daugher after her name in Desperado
 
2012-12-08 05:47:51 PM  
Maybe people would feel more comfortable shooting nude scenes if they entire internet didn't have a collective creepjerk over them.

Even the non-sexy nude scenes. Like honestly, what the fark.
 
2012-12-08 06:00:56 PM  
I believe a major portion of my enjoyment of that movie was stolen from me! My dvd does not have that scene!
 
2012-12-08 06:07:59 PM  

indarwinsshadow: wambu: It's a shame her delicious boobs are fake. Nicely done, but they're fake.

Troll (Internet)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Page semi-protected
This article is about internet slang. For other uses, see Troll (disambiguation).

In Internet slang, a troll (play /ˈtroʊl/, /ˈtrɒl/) is someone who posts inflammatory,[1] extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community, such as a forum, chat room, or blog, with the primary intent of provoking readers into an emotional response[2] or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion.[3] The noun troll may refer to the provocative message itself, as in: "That was an excellent troll you posted."


Comments about Salma Hayek's boobs in a Salma Hayek thread are trolling?

You're a dumbas --- oh, wait . . . . nice troll.
 
2012-12-08 06:09:25 PM  

LoR75: Tyrion porn?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 447x469]

/whatever floats your boat
/NTTAWWT


You cannot fathom the depths of my disappointment on discovering that that mural is fake.

Link
 
2012-12-08 06:10:37 PM  
Anyone up for dessert?

media-cache-ec3.pinterest.com
 
2012-12-08 06:11:04 PM  

Jeep2011: I really think actresses say that they are uncomfortable with nude scenes because that is what they believe they should say. I think they actually like to do them because in my belief system actresses are kinky like that. And why does MS Word want to correct actresses to actors? Bastards!


I'll just leave this here.

Actresses Who Won Oscars and Done Nude Scenes Sometime In Their Career
 
2012-12-08 06:17:23 PM  

Tax Boy: LoR75: Tyrion porn?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 447x469]

/whatever floats your boat
/NTTAWWT

You cannot fathom the depths of my disappointment on discovering that that mural is fake.

Link


Dang. Oh well, it's still a pimp image.
 
2012-12-08 06:17:28 PM  

REO-Weedwagon: Admit it, she's kind of a whore.
[www.wwd.com image 529x385]


Not kind of, she's exactly a whore. Just a really really really pretty and expensive one. REALLY pretty and expensive one.
 
2012-12-08 06:23:39 PM  

fusillade762: Jeep2011: I really think actresses say that they are uncomfortable with nude scenes because that is what they believe they should say. I think they actually like to do them because in my belief system actresses are kinky like that. And why does MS Word want to correct actresses to actors? Bastards!

I'll just leave this here.

Actresses Who Won Oscars and Done Nude Scenes Sometime In Their Career


That's nice and all but links to said scenes would be more helpful :-)
 
2012-12-08 06:24:28 PM  

Tax Boy: LoR75: Tyrion porn?

[25.media.tumblr.com image 447x469]

/whatever floats your boat
/NTTAWWT

You cannot fathom the depths of my disappointment on discovering that that mural is fake.

Link


I knew it had to be, there was no way it could be real, but a man can still dream. I'm sad now.
 
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