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(Salon)   The one terrifying monster Stephen King sees in his nightmares and cannot confront? His mother-in-law   (salon.com) divider line 7
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2012-12-08 12:25:28 PM
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Random unsettling Steven King moment: While walking my dog this morning a van passed by me slowly. In the corner of my eye I saw printed on the side: "The Soul Extractor". I took a few more steps before stopping, closing my eyes and thinking "please don't be what I think I just saw". I opened my eyes and turned to face the horror. "The Soil Extractor" - a carpet cleaning service.

I guess I won't be taking a ride to hell today.
2012-12-08 11:57:11 AM
3 votes:
Nothing to see here. Carrie on.
2012-12-08 12:22:20 PM
2 votes:
The 'Proper Ending' monster ?
2012-12-08 12:21:16 PM
2 votes:
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2012-12-08 09:16:12 PM
1 votes:
My name is Carrie. My friends all got a copy of that book one Christmas. :D
2012-12-08 12:59:23 PM
1 votes:
He doesn't like 1985 Dodge Caravans, either.
2012-12-08 12:27:32 PM
1 votes:

VegasVinnie: Random unsettling Steven King moment: While walking my dog this morning a van passed by me slowly. In the corner of my eye I saw printed on the side: "The Soul Extractor". I took a few more steps before stopping, closing my eyes and thinking "please don't be what I think I just saw". I opened my eyes and turned to face the horror. "The Soil Extractor" - a carpet cleaning service.

I guess I won't be taking a ride to hell today.


They never pick you up on the first pass. You saw what you were meant to see.

/Dog's gotta be walked in the evening, too, don't it?
//Wait--was that the van again?!
 
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