VegasVinnie: Random unsettling Steven King moment: While walking my dog this morning a van passed by me slowly. In the corner of my eye I saw printed on the side: "The Soul Extractor". I took a few more steps before stopping, closing my eyes and thinking "please don't be what I think I just saw". I opened my eyes and turned to face the horror. "The Soil Extractor" - a carpet cleaning service.I guess I won't be taking a ride to hell today.
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