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2012-12-08 08:21:22 AM  
I demand to see his long-form birth certificate. The one he's holding is clearly just a certificate of live birth.
 
2012-12-08 08:24:28 AM  
Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?
 
2012-12-08 09:10:58 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?


If he makes it past that, there's a pretty good chance he'll be drunk on 12/12/21.
 
2012-12-08 11:02:59 AM  
Clearly he's the antichrist.
 
2012-12-08 11:08:34 AM  
I sure hope he buys Powerball Tickets with all the 12's.

12 12 12 12 12 and Power Ball 12

The prize this week is $12 million.

// It's a guaranteed winner!
 
2012-12-08 11:33:14 AM  
Holy crap an arbitrary date in an arbitrary time scale!
 
2012-12-08 11:36:23 AM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


x2
 
2012-12-08 11:43:11 AM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


...times two!
 
2012-12-08 11:50:56 AM  
Subby: He was born at 12:12pm on December 12, 2000. Guess what happens this coming Wednesday?

Subby..... you just jinxed this kid.
 
2012-12-08 11:54:41 AM  
I turn 44 on 12/12/12.

/CSB
 
2012-12-08 11:55:23 AM  
pissed at subby. can not imagine why i'm supposed to care.

this "mike cason" guy should be ashamed for this.
 
2012-12-08 11:57:48 AM  
Happy birthday kid!

///Turns 40 the same day.

////Atypically unaffected by it. I figured 35 was the halfway point anyway.
 
2012-12-08 11:58:08 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2012-12-08 11:58:52 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
Twelve, twelve, twelve! Ah, ha, ha, ha!
 
2012-12-08 12:01:42 PM  
I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.
 
2012-12-08 12:02:11 PM  

notmtwain: I sure hope he buys Powerball Tickets with all the 12's.

12 12 12 12 12 and Power Ball 12

The prize this week is $12 million.

// It's a guaranteed winner!


Powerball starts at $40 million. Mega Millions is the one that starts at $12 million. And the drawing is on 12/11/12. So fark that.

/Also, you can't play more than two 12's.
 
2012-12-08 12:02:19 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?



He's a neighbor of mine, so he'll hear me crankin' Rush's 2112 that day.



/ attention all planets of the solar federation . . .
 
2012-12-08 12:02:29 PM  
My son turned 12 on 12/01/12. Guess I should have held him in a few more days.
 
2012-12-08 12:03:32 PM  
Well Happy 1 2 Birthday to you!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 12:03:53 PM  

notatrollorami: Happy birthday kid!

///Turns 40 the same day.

////Atypically unaffected by it. I figured 35 was the halfway point anyway.



Also my 20th wedding anniversary . . . if I don't strangle the biatch before then.



/ or vice versa
 
2012-12-08 12:04:22 PM  

Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.


If there were no children out there born at exactly 12:12 pm on 12/12, I would be shocked. I think it's * possibly* BS, but is more likely than not to be true.
 
2012-12-08 12:04:54 PM  
Are we going to find out he had sex with his teacher?
 
2012-12-08 12:05:34 PM  
Nigel Tufnel inconsolable.
 
2012-12-08 12:06:30 PM  

dark side of the moon: My son turned 12 on 12/01/12. Guess I should have held him in a few more days.


If only you had used the Kegelcizer...
 
2012-12-08 12:07:05 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Are we going to find out he had sex with his teacher?


Nope, but that would make a nice Birthday Present
 
2012-12-08 12:07:46 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: He fixes the cable?



The Old Ones awaken and demand a sacrifice?
 
2012-12-08 12:11:09 PM  
Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).
 
2012-12-08 12:11:15 PM  
Frank Sinatra and I were both born on December 12th.

1961 for me, 1915 for old blue eyes.

/Coincidence, I think not
 
2012-12-08 12:11:19 PM  
Who gives a fark?
 
2012-12-08 12:12:11 PM  
I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story
 
2012-12-08 12:12:56 PM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


Twice the Antichrist
 
2012-12-08 12:13:30 PM  

titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story


Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?
 
2012-12-08 12:15:42 PM  
www.packertime.com
 
2012-12-08 12:15:56 PM  

ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).


To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)
 
2012-12-08 12:17:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?


And why do you keep calling your poor wife a hobo?
 
2012-12-08 12:18:09 PM  
BOX CARS!!!

sixpacktech.com
 
2012-12-08 12:18:34 PM  
Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!
 
2012-12-08 12:20:35 PM  
Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40
 
2012-12-08 12:20:37 PM  

AlgertMan: Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!


same here, but the wife said no.
 
2012-12-08 12:23:23 PM  

katerbug72: Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40


Turned 40 on 4/20/72. As usual, I celebrated in style.
 
2012-12-08 12:25:02 PM  
Numbers are fun.
 
2012-12-08 12:26:08 PM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


I don't know. With wisdom like this:

"Donuts are awesome," Kiam said.

...he may just be the Messiah.

//He's right! Donuts are awesome!
 
2012-12-08 12:26:14 PM  

Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.


Why is it more likely he was born at 12:01 than at 12:12?
 
2012-12-08 12:27:27 PM  
There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible
 
2012-12-08 12:28:12 PM  

eddiesocket: ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).

To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)


I think you get my point. See "It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News"
 
2012-12-08 12:29:01 PM  
and next year some douchebag will be turning 13 on 13/13/13!
 
2012-12-08 12:30:20 PM  

machoprogrammer: There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible


Maybe in the US. It's much more than that worldwide.
 
2012-12-08 12:30:45 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: He fixes the cable?


Don't be facetious, velvet.
 
2012-12-08 12:31:07 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?


Shhhhhhhh
 
2012-12-08 12:32:35 PM  

ramblinwreck: machoprogrammer: There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible

Maybe in the US. It's much more than that worldwide.


Doh... My bad. Thought you said minute instead of second.
 
2012-12-08 12:34:09 PM  
And the point is ?
 
2012-12-08 12:35:38 PM  

AlgertMan: Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!


Welcome to the 12/12 club!

/Franks singing at the bar
 
2012-12-08 12:43:36 PM  

titwrench: cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.

Twice the Antichrist


Three times a lady?
 
2012-12-08 12:44:11 PM  

ramblinwreck: eddiesocket: ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).

To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)

I think you get my point. See "It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News"


I get your point, but it's also some local Alabama whatever thing. It's not like it's the NY Times. And the kid gets to show his friends at school. Everybody wins.
 
2012-12-08 12:45:04 PM  
That's just too many twelves for one kid to manage.

/friendship is the strongest bond between friends
 
2012-12-08 12:45:13 PM  
So. . .last year they could have run a story about people born on 11/11 at 11:11, or 10/10 at 10:10 the before that.
 
2012-12-08 12:50:20 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?


He turns inside out like the baboon from The Fly.
 
2012-12-08 12:50:24 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Frank Sinatra and I were both born on December 12th.

1961 for me, 1915 for old blue eyes.

/Coincidence, I think not


I was a bar manager when he shuffled off his mortal coil. We had a farewell round or two that night. So long shared birthday Chairman of the Board!
 
2012-12-08 12:52:12 PM  
Get that kid a 12th man T-shirt. Go Seahawks!
 
2012-12-08 12:54:43 PM  

titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story


Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(
 
2012-12-08 12:56:32 PM  

eddiesocket: Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.

Why is it more likely he was born at 12:01 than at 12:12?


Because precise birth times are not an exact science. When the baby finally pops, there's all sorts of commotion going on, and pinning a time to the exact minute is highly, highly improbable. I know this because a) I went through the birth of my own 2 kids, b) sister is a delivery room nurse and concurs, 3) I stay at the Holiday Inn Express (miss those commercials), and D) have my internet GED in Medicine.
 
2012-12-08 12:59:11 PM  
His dad buys him a hooker?
 
2012-12-08 12:59:42 PM  
Rocky Mountain High?
 
2012-12-08 01:03:15 PM  
Guess what happens this coming Wednesday? This headline is brought to you by the number 12 and the color green

24.media.tumblr.com



What? She told me she was 12!
 
2012-12-08 01:11:43 PM  

notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(


you could always make your own hooch

i4.ytimg.com
 
2012-12-08 01:15:18 PM  

notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(


No shiat. Being poor sucks,; all of us 12/12 people should be partying like rock stars but no. No bouncy castle for us. No pin the fist on the Beiber, nothing.
 
2012-12-08 01:15:55 PM  

Rodeodoc: Because precise birth times are not an exact science. When the baby finally pops, there's all sorts of commotion going on, and pinning a time to the exact minute is highly, highly improbable. I know this because a) I went through the birth of my own 2 kids, b) sister is a delivery room nurse and concurs, 3) I stay at the Holiday Inn Express (miss those commercials), and D) have my internet GED in Medicine.


What do you mean? I always thought they hook up a laser timing gate between a woman's thighs when she gives birth!
 
2012-12-08 01:16:59 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(

you could always make your own hooch


The cool thing about that picture is I have that same truck and I do make own hooch.
 
2012-12-08 01:18:33 PM  
xenophilius.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-08 01:18:37 PM  

titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(

you could always make your own hooch

The cool thing about that picture is I have that same truck and I do make own hooch.


*my own hooch
 
2012-12-08 01:26:18 PM  

Rich Cream: [xenophilius.files.wordpress.com image 528x359]


how is 4 leg mobility compared with AT&T mobility? how do i get a harmonic cube phone??
 
2012-12-08 01:27:13 PM  

titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(

you could always make your own hooch

The cool thing about that picture is I have that same truck and I do make own hooch.


OK now we've got something to work with. I've GOT a bouncy house. You bring the hooch.
 
2012-12-08 01:28:52 PM  

notatrollorami: titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(

you could always make your own hooch

The cool thing about that picture is I have that same truck and I do make own hooch.

OK now we've got something to work with. I've GOT a bouncy house. You bring the hooch.


mmm guap seekee pepeee
 
2012-12-08 01:29:52 PM  

notatrollorami: titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(

you could always make your own hooch

The cool thing about that picture is I have that same truck and I do make own hooch.

OK now we've got something to work with. I've GOT a bouncy house. You bring the hooch.


And, just to clarify, I own a recreational blow up bounce thing normally used by the kids. My actual home is not THAT poorly constructed.

///Don't want to scare you off I need you to bring that hooch. And hoochy mamas, too, if possible.
 
2012-12-08 01:34:46 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: Frank Sinatra and I were both born on December 12th.

1961 for me, 1915 for old blue eyes.

/Coincidence, I think not


My mother-in-law's birthday is the 12th also, but not at 12:12

/dunno how old she is... Somewhere between 60 and 70
 
2012-12-08 01:35:14 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Rich Cream: [xenophilius.files.wordpress.com image 528x359]

how is 4 leg mobility compared with AT&T mobility? how do i get a harmonic cube phone??



Your ignorance is demonic.
 
2012-12-08 01:36:33 PM  
my ignorance = 1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 01:36:47 PM  

notatrollorami: notatrollorami: titwrench: Jon iz teh kewl: notatrollorami: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Same bday. Ever since my wife noticed the symmetry of this years Bday and heard about the Mayan BS she's been planning an end of the world party.

///Too broke to throw it now:(

you could always make your own hooch

The cool thing about that picture is I have that same truck and I do make own hooch.

OK now we've got something to work with. I've GOT a bouncy house. You bring the hooch.

And, just to clarify, I own a recreational blow up bounce thing normally used by the kids. My actual home is not THAT poorly constructed.

///Don't want to scare you off I need you to bring that hooch. And hoochy mamas, too, if possible.


The bar around the corner is doing a customer appreciation night that night so free drinks from 5-9 then bouncy house and a bevy of hood rats. Best day ever.
 
2012-12-08 01:37:33 PM  

Frankenstorm: katerbug72: Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40

Turned 40 on 4/20/72. As usual, I celebrated in style.


So you're eighty? And still tokin?
;)
/good on ya
 
2012-12-08 01:45:20 PM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


12/12/12... oh no, it's the DOUBLE antichrist!
 
2012-12-08 01:46:06 PM  
Damn it, a day late and a dollar short as usual

/need coffee
 
2012-12-08 01:49:19 PM  

titwrench: I was born on 12/112/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story


That was so brillian, I have no reason to attempt to post anything funny on this thread.

/Story is lame
//wouldn't 12:12 on 12/12/12 be more relevant?
 
2012-12-08 01:50:42 PM  
This would've been impressive 800 years ago.
i651.photobucket.com
Now...not so much.
 
2012-12-08 02:12:22 PM  

Woot_Gawd: titwrench: I was born on 12/112/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

That was so brillian, I have no reason to attempt to post anything funny on this thread.

/Story is lame
//wouldn't 12:12 on 12/12/12 be more relevant?


Yeah like I am getting up at noon to rape a hobo.
 
2012-12-08 02:12:22 PM  
I think it's nice this story is set in Alabama, a state not known for its diversity or for interesting intelligent people. Yet this kid, and his family, represent both.
 
2012-12-08 02:34:29 PM  
How come everyone always forgets the 20

There is a 20 in there. Its 12/12/2012 not 12/12/12.

Also what about nanoseconds? And milliseconds? Was he born exactly at 12:12 or was be born at 12:12:34? or 12:12:29?

And then what about other time zones? It was 12:12 (and whatever) where he was born, but what about the time zone earlier? It was 11:12 there, and 10:12 somewhere else.
 
2012-12-08 02:40:02 PM  
Heh, my son turns 31 on the 12th.

You're old son, old.

The former Mrs. Slam was born on the 20th, and yes, she is evil incarnate. She is the cause of all suffering.
 
2012-12-08 03:04:30 PM  
I'm calling shenanigans.

s3.amazonaws.com 

See? I told you!
 
2012-12-08 03:37:24 PM  
Yeah? Well, I was also born on 12/12 and this year 12/12/12 = 36 and guess how old I'll be? That's right...36! I'm getting drunk and hoping for some surprise buttsecks.
 
2012-12-08 04:06:47 PM  
HEY GUYS right now it's 1:06 on 8 December 2012 (a Saturday)! THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN IN OUR LIFETIMES
 
2012-12-08 04:10:11 PM  

Raging Whore Moans: HEY GUYS right now it's 1:06 on 8 December 2012 (a Saturday)! THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN IN OUR LIFETIMES


jimmy fallon? is that you??
 
2012-12-08 06:02:08 PM  
What?...Could someone explain this to me, because I'm just not...

"It's like one minute out of a whole lifetime," Kiam said. "You know, it's all 12s."

Oooohhhhhhhh
 
2012-12-08 11:54:26 PM  

Cupajo: cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.

I don't know. With wisdom like this:

"Donuts are awesome," Kiam said.

...he may just be the Messiah.

//He's right! Donuts are awesome!


Then he's definitely the antichrist. Remember he'll be thought to be the Messiah at first.
 
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