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(AL.com)   He was born at 12:12pm on December 12, 2000. Guess what happens this coming Wednesday? This headline is brought to you by the number 12 and the color green   (blog.al.com) divider line 93
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2012-12-08 08:21:22 AM  
I demand to see his long-form birth certificate. The one he's holding is clearly just a certificate of live birth.
 
2012-12-08 08:24:28 AM  
Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?
 
2012-12-08 09:10:58 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?


If he makes it past that, there's a pretty good chance he'll be drunk on 12/12/21.
 
2012-12-08 11:02:59 AM  
Clearly he's the antichrist.
 
2012-12-08 11:08:34 AM  
I sure hope he buys Powerball Tickets with all the 12's.

12 12 12 12 12 and Power Ball 12

The prize this week is $12 million.

// It's a guaranteed winner!
 
2012-12-08 11:33:14 AM  
Holy crap an arbitrary date in an arbitrary time scale!
 
2012-12-08 11:36:23 AM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


x2
 
2012-12-08 11:43:11 AM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


...times two!
 
2012-12-08 11:50:56 AM  
Subby: He was born at 12:12pm on December 12, 2000. Guess what happens this coming Wednesday?

Subby..... you just jinxed this kid.
 
2012-12-08 11:54:41 AM  
I turn 44 on 12/12/12.

/CSB
 
2012-12-08 11:55:23 AM  
pissed at subby. can not imagine why i'm supposed to care.

this "mike cason" guy should be ashamed for this.
 
2012-12-08 11:57:48 AM  
Happy birthday kid!

///Turns 40 the same day.

////Atypically unaffected by it. I figured 35 was the halfway point anyway.
 
2012-12-08 11:58:08 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2012-12-08 11:58:52 AM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
Twelve, twelve, twelve! Ah, ha, ha, ha!
 
2012-12-08 12:01:42 PM  
I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.
 
2012-12-08 12:02:11 PM  

notmtwain: I sure hope he buys Powerball Tickets with all the 12's.

12 12 12 12 12 and Power Ball 12

The prize this week is $12 million.

// It's a guaranteed winner!


Powerball starts at $40 million. Mega Millions is the one that starts at $12 million. And the drawing is on 12/11/12. So fark that.

/Also, you can't play more than two 12's.
 
2012-12-08 12:02:19 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Sure, that's 12/12/12.

But what about 12/21/12? What will happen to the kid on that day?



He's a neighbor of mine, so he'll hear me crankin' Rush's 2112 that day.



/ attention all planets of the solar federation . . .
 
2012-12-08 12:02:29 PM  
My son turned 12 on 12/01/12. Guess I should have held him in a few more days.
 
2012-12-08 12:03:32 PM  
Well Happy 1 2 Birthday to you!

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-12-08 12:03:53 PM  

notatrollorami: Happy birthday kid!

///Turns 40 the same day.

////Atypically unaffected by it. I figured 35 was the halfway point anyway.



Also my 20th wedding anniversary . . . if I don't strangle the biatch before then.



/ or vice versa
 
2012-12-08 12:04:22 PM  

Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.


If there were no children out there born at exactly 12:12 pm on 12/12, I would be shocked. I think it's * possibly* BS, but is more likely than not to be true.
 
2012-12-08 12:04:54 PM  
Are we going to find out he had sex with his teacher?
 
2012-12-08 12:05:34 PM  
Nigel Tufnel inconsolable.
 
2012-12-08 12:06:30 PM  

dark side of the moon: My son turned 12 on 12/01/12. Guess I should have held him in a few more days.


If only you had used the Kegelcizer...
 
2012-12-08 12:07:05 PM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Are we going to find out he had sex with his teacher?


Nope, but that would make a nice Birthday Present
 
2012-12-08 12:07:46 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: He fixes the cable?



The Old Ones awaken and demand a sacrifice?
 
2012-12-08 12:11:09 PM  
Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).
 
2012-12-08 12:11:15 PM  
Frank Sinatra and I were both born on December 12th.

1961 for me, 1915 for old blue eyes.

/Coincidence, I think not
 
2012-12-08 12:11:19 PM  
Who gives a fark?
 
2012-12-08 12:12:11 PM  
I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story
 
2012-12-08 12:12:56 PM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


Twice the Antichrist
 
2012-12-08 12:13:30 PM  

titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story


Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?
 
2012-12-08 12:15:42 PM  
www.packertime.com
 
2012-12-08 12:15:56 PM  

ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).


To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)
 
2012-12-08 12:17:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?


And why do you keep calling your poor wife a hobo?
 
2012-12-08 12:18:09 PM  
BOX CARS!!!

sixpacktech.com
 
2012-12-08 12:18:34 PM  
Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!
 
2012-12-08 12:20:35 PM  
Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40
 
2012-12-08 12:20:37 PM  

AlgertMan: Hey! My B'day is 12/12! I deserve some big tittied woman and free beer!


same here, but the wife said no.
 
2012-12-08 12:23:23 PM  

katerbug72: Welcome to the 40 club, all you old Farkers.

/also 40


Turned 40 on 4/20/72. As usual, I celebrated in style.
 
2012-12-08 12:25:02 PM  
Numbers are fun.
 
2012-12-08 12:26:08 PM  

cretinbob: Clearly he's the antichrist.


I don't know. With wisdom like this:

"Donuts are awesome," Kiam said.

...he may just be the Messiah.

//He's right! Donuts are awesome!
 
2012-12-08 12:26:14 PM  

Rodeodoc: I call BS on the 12:12 time. The kid was probably born some time around noon, but some nurse thought "Hey, it's 12/12 - I'll make the time 12:12". And all the other nurses went "Ahhhhh, that's cute!" But as a precise time of birth? Not.


Why is it more likely he was born at 12:01 than at 12:12?
 
2012-12-08 12:27:27 PM  
There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible
 
2012-12-08 12:28:12 PM  

eddiesocket: ramblinwreck: Wow! This is truly a unique situation worthy of a news article! How many people in the world were born on that day? Oh right, probably the same as the day before or day after (about 350,000 per day).

To be fair, he was also born at 12:12, which would make him one of approximately 486 people in the world with that unique birthdate. (350,000/1440 minutes in a day x 2)


I think you get my point. See "It's Not News, It's Fark: How Mass Media Tries to Pass Off Crap As News"
 
2012-12-08 12:29:01 PM  
and next year some douchebag will be turning 13 on 13/13/13!
 
2012-12-08 12:30:20 PM  

machoprogrammer: There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible


Maybe in the US. It's much more than that worldwide.
 
2012-12-08 12:30:45 PM  

Feel_the_velvet: He fixes the cable?


Don't be facetious, velvet.
 
2012-12-08 12:31:07 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: titwrench: I was born on 12/12/1972. Do you know what happens 12/12/2012? I get drunk and ass rape a hobo.

/true story

Yeah, but aren't you also planning on doing that on 12/11/12? And 12/13/12?


Shhhhhhhh
 
2012-12-08 12:32:35 PM  

ramblinwreck: machoprogrammer: There are 3 people born every second, so yeah, it is definitely possible

Maybe in the US. It's much more than that worldwide.


Doh... My bad. Thought you said minute instead of second.
 
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