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(Jalopnik)   Wait, wait, I thought Asians were supposed to miniaturize things   (jalopnik.com) divider line 28
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2012-12-08 12:28:32 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-12-08 01:35:16 PM
img849.imageshack.us

THAT'S an image that makes me want to play R.C. Pro-Am.
 
2012-12-08 02:36:37 PM
YOU GO NOW
 
2012-12-08 02:37:41 PM
Chinese drivers without even the threat of injury looming over their actions? This will not end well.
 
2012-12-08 02:42:17 PM

BumpInTheNight: Chinese drivers without even the threat of injury looming over their actions? This will not end well.


at the furious speed of 1.2 mph.
newgamermagazine.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-12-08 02:45:29 PM
The remote will be active within a 30-foot range, and the speed will be limited to about 1.2 MPH.

For when you're just too damn lazy to walk less than 30 feet.
 
2012-12-08 02:47:10 PM

Markoff_Cheney: BumpInTheNight: Chinese drivers without even the threat of injury looming over their actions? This will not end well.

at the furious speed of 1.2 mph.
[newgamermagazine.files.wordpress.com image 450x288]


You don't give them enough credit :P Plus as the author pointed out that sounds like a 'challenge accepted' to the car hacker community if I ever did hear one.
 
2012-12-08 02:51:58 PM
Could be useful when some dumb guy parks inches from your door in a heads in spot. Back out with the remote then it would be easier to get in.
 
2012-12-08 03:02:45 PM

BumpInTheNight: Markoff_Cheney: BumpInTheNight: Chinese drivers without even the threat of injury looming over their actions? This will not end well.

at the furious speed of 1.2 mph.
[newgamermagazine.files.wordpress.com image 450x288]

You don't give them enough credit :P Plus as the author pointed out that sounds like a 'challenge accepted' to the car hacker community if I ever did hear one.


like i never screwdriver haxorzed the farking governor on the golf carts at my grammas trailer park so they would go dangerously fast.
those things do not corner well, they tend to fall over at high speeds.
 
2012-12-08 03:08:47 PM
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

Back off!
 
2012-12-08 03:25:47 PM
I wasn't aware of anything in this world that could cause an Asian to deviate from the standard 15 point turn to get in and out of a parking spot, but I think we've found it.
 
2012-12-08 03:35:15 PM
Looks pretty Toyota'ish. But then again...

The Chinese are good at that sort of thing
 
2012-12-08 04:01:22 PM
I hear tentacles are an option.
 
2012-12-08 04:45:27 PM

MarkEC: Could be useful when some dumb guy parks inches from your door in a heads in spot. Back out with the remote then it would be easier to get in.


I can just open the back doors, walk to the driver's seat, get out my Fark You toolkit and make that poor guy wish he hadn't farked with me. Limburger cheese in the intake, lapping powder for the diferrentual, clamps for the fuel lines and a Fark Cops bumper sticker are always a good thing for these kinds of assholes.
 
2012-12-08 04:48:28 PM
static.ddmcdn.com

Amateurs.
 
2012-12-08 04:52:42 PM
BYD stands for Build Your Dream, but I've also heard it called Buy Your Doom.
 
2012-12-08 05:02:11 PM
30 feet is not exactly a useful range. Even if you were parked in the closest parking space it's likely more than 30' away from being able to stand under the awning and drive the car to you.
 
2012-12-08 05:08:10 PM
This is a dumb idea.
 
2012-12-08 06:06:21 PM

JayCab: [static.ddmcdn.com image 625x450]

Amateurs.


This. Haven't I seen them drive remote control cars on Myth Busters?
 
2012-12-08 06:35:01 PM
Came for this.
 
2012-12-08 07:57:23 PM

JayCab: [static.ddmcdn.com image 625x450]

Amateurs.


www.examiner.com

/Agrees.
//As Richard drives his car while riding in James and James driving his car while riding in Richards.
 
2012-12-08 08:04:49 PM
Not always. . .

www.toyark.com

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2012-12-08 08:17:28 PM

Honest Bender: The remote will be active within a 30-foot range, and the speed will be limited to about 1.2 MPH.

For when you're just too damn lazy to walk less than 30 feet.


When you're parking in a confined space you can get out and actually look at the edges of the car while you're parking, that could actually be helpful.

not really anything else you'll be doing at 1.3 mph.
 
2012-12-08 09:19:45 PM

Jim_Callahan: Honest Bender: The remote will be active within a 30-foot range, and the speed will be limited to about 1.2 MPH.

For when you're just too damn lazy to walk less than 30 feet.

When you're parking in a confined space you can get out and actually look at the edges of the car while you're parking, that could actually be helpful.

not really anything else you'll be doing at 1.3 mph.


Ghost ride the whip?
 
2012-12-08 10:23:24 PM
Theyve still got miniaturized penises right?
 
2012-12-09 03:00:34 AM
Full sized remote controlled cars with only a 30 foot remote range running on public streets?

What could possibly go wrong?
 
2012-12-09 08:52:17 AM
China obviously doesn't have hackers and liability lawyers.
 
2012-12-09 09:07:49 AM

Jim_Callahan: Honest Bender: The remote will be active within a 30-foot range, and the speed will be limited to about 1.2 MPH.

For when you're just too damn lazy to walk less than 30 feet.

When you're parking in a confined space you can get out and actually look at the edges of the car while you're parking, that could actually be helpful.

not really anything else you'll be doing at 1.3 mph.


I can understand this technology when parking in a space too small to open the door, but there are much safer ways of parking where you can't see (or don't know how to parallel park). I saw a prototype system that had six (I think) tiny downward pointing cameras. The system then combined them to give a what appeared to be the view from above. Perfect for the generation who learned to drive, fly, etc playing video games (point of view behind rather than inside the vehicle).
 
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