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(NBC News)   New "test and hold" rule aims to make meat safer. All subby can say is that he's been holding and testing his meat for years, and has never had any problems with it   (vitals.nbcnews.com ) divider line
    More: Interesting, product recall, psychological testing, Food Safety and Inspection Service, American Meat Institute  
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2012-12-08 10:59:04 AM  
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Pud: Does that hold true for raw bacon? Because, who hasn't wanted to eat a slab of raw bacon at one time or another?


This is silly, but I was once caught eating raw bacon while drunk-sleepwalking. You know what I'm talking about. That time you went to pee in the closet at 4am? You're conscious enough to move around and manipulate objects, but your brain is only running on auxiliary power.

She found me sitting the kitchen table, gnawing on raw bacon. Any other girl would have dumped me right there, but she had a sense of humor.

/didn't get sick, thankfully
2012-12-08 12:02:35 PM  
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SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Il Douchey: Irradiate it. If we irradiated our food, you could keep raw porkchops in your glove compartment until you're damn well ready to eat them. Months, years, whatever. You could even eat them raw if you wanted. Think of it!

Is that why Kobe beef is so good?


I've heard you can only get that in Colorado hotel rooms... whether you want it or not.
2012-12-08 11:33:08 AM  
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dickfreckle: Pud: Does that hold true for raw bacon? Because, who hasn't wanted to eat a slab of raw bacon at one time or another?

This is silly, but I was once caught eating raw bacon while drunk-sleepwalking. You know what I'm talking about. That time you went to pee in the closet at 4am? You're conscious enough to move around and manipulate objects, but your brain is only running on auxiliary power.

She found me sitting the kitchen table, gnawing on raw bacon. Any other girl would have dumped me right there, but she had a sense of humor.

/didn't get sick, thankfully


Pfft! You aint sleep-eating till the raw bacon is wrapped around a stick of butter being used to dip frosting out of a can.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2012-12-08 09:52:19 AM  
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The "sell by" date on grocery store hamburger will move at least two days closer to the present. If testing is slower than the hoped-for two days all the meat will rot before it reaches consumers.

In other news, Il Douchey must be J. Frank Parnell's alt.
 
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