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(News 10 ABC Sacramento)   Here's the sure fire way to not get tipped - call the people at the table you're serving fat   (news10.net) divider line 52
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2012-12-08 06:40:40 AM  
6 votes:
You know, it's not really that hard not to make fun of your paying customers.

I liked to make notes like "red sweater" or "pretty earrings" personally. So simple, so not offensive. "Coked up grabby hands" made it out once, but he was too coked up too notice.
2012-12-08 06:39:10 AM  
6 votes:
When I worked at Red Lobster, one couple who came in frequently had to be 400 lbs+ each. We'd have to sneakily find the armless chairs and move them into place at a table before seating them.

One of the stupidest waitresses I ever worked with was waiting on them one night and asked if they'd like any dessert. When they declined, she said, "No? But you look like dessert eaters."
2012-12-08 04:39:20 AM  
6 votes:
FTA:
"I was laughing at her, and she was like, 'I'm serious.' I'm like, 'No, it does not say fat girls, let me see it,'"

"[Huerta] was like, 'You're lying,'" Duran said. "And I was like, 'No, I'm serious. Look at it.' She was like, 'fat girls?'"

"I was like, 'Give me that,' and I'm looking at it. I was like, 'Oh, heck no,'"

"He was like, 'Well, I can do 50 percent,' and we were just like, are you serious?" Huerta said.


So, they're fat and they barely understand the language of the country they've lived in their entire lives.

/are they single?
2012-12-08 11:19:12 AM  
5 votes:

darwinpolice: You've only got 26 minutes to get there. CLOCK'S TICKING.


On my way. just need to finish my Martini

clatl.com 

/I work out in a tux too
2012-12-08 08:59:23 AM  
4 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2012-12-08 08:20:56 AM  
4 votes:
"They can't change it," Robles said. "This is something that we got to live with, all three of us."

Jesus, he didn't give you AIDS.

AND STOP SAYING "LIKE"!
2012-12-08 11:14:46 AM  
3 votes:

abhorrent1: Well you are. If someone brought me a receipt that said "skinny Guy", I wouldn't be offended.

/I am skinny
//6'4/180
///off to the gym!


You've only got 26 minutes to get there. CLOCK'S TICKING.
2012-12-08 08:18:09 AM  
3 votes:
I thought they were supposed to be jolly.
2012-12-08 12:02:59 PM  
2 votes:
Would " 3 Mexican putas", have been better?
2012-12-08 11:55:02 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: epoch_destroi: Just a thought:

If it had been a man who needed a wheelchair and his ticket said 'cripple' (or a group of men in wheelchairs and a ticket that said (crippled boys), and he was offended, would you be rushing to defend the server because it's 'true'?

The description of a waitstaff job is to bring out food and keep the customers happy, not to drop truthy truth bombs on the customers. Do you really think these women are unaware that they are fat? Believe me, they're fully aware of it. But that doesn't make the ticket less hurtful in that moment, and neither does the truth of the statement.

lame


lame isn't much better then cripple.
2012-12-08 11:53:56 AM  
2 votes:

epoch_destroi: Just a thought:

If it had been a man who needed a wheelchair and his ticket said 'cripple' (or a group of men in wheelchairs and a ticket that said (crippled boys), and he was offended, would you be rushing to defend the server because it's 'true'?

The description of a waitstaff job is to bring out food and keep the customers happy, not to drop truthy truth bombs on the customers. Do you really think these women are unaware that they are fat? Believe me, they're fully aware of it. But that doesn't make the ticket less hurtful in that moment, and neither does the truth of the statement.


lame
2012-12-08 11:52:34 AM  
2 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm NEVER referred to derogatorily

it almost pisses me off how average of appearance i have

even though i'm overweight and losing half my hair


You're a tool !! There, feel better now?
2012-12-08 11:41:31 AM  
2 votes:
I've been referred to by the following terms:
"Fat guy"
"White guy"
"Guy with glasses"

I found none of these terms to be offensive, as I am a fat white guy with glasses.
2012-12-08 11:32:01 AM  
2 votes:
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
2012-12-08 11:21:13 AM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: Well you are. If someone brought me a receipt that said "skinny Guy", I wouldn't be offended.

/I am skinny
//6'4/180
///off to the gym!


hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
2012-12-08 11:17:13 AM  
2 votes:
That receipt's been doctored. It originally said "uppity broads."
2012-12-08 11:01:57 AM  
2 votes:
i212.photobucket.com

/oblig
2012-12-08 10:08:26 AM  
2 votes:
When I was a bartender our POS system did not print whatever you named the check. So you were free to name your tabs "c*nts" or "lower lip sticks out" all you wanted. It was actually helpful, especially when working with another bartender and you need to cash out a tab the other guy started. "Hmmmmm, 'obnoxious fat chick.' Ah, this must be her."

Then they changed the POS system. Out of habit, we all still used insults to describe our tabs. I got very, VERY lucky when I was busted for naming a tab "hot redhead." She laughed and even went out sightseeing with me after we closed. But what if it had been one of these fat girls? I'm not a fat-hater (at least not to the rage-inducing levels of many Farkers), but it is and identifying characteristic that helps you keep your sh*t in order when you have 35 tabs running and everyone is screaming shot orders at you while the Beastie Boys are playing so loudly that your teeth are bouncing.

Anyway, my point is that this is a very common practice, and instead of suing or whatever, maybe these girls should lose some weight. It should be a wake-up call, not an offense. Everyone already thinks you're fat - this employee just used it as a way of keeping your tab separate from the skinny couple next to you.
2012-12-08 08:29:54 AM  
2 votes:
Also, it is common knowledge that fat people don't tip. If they have any money left it is spent on desserts and cleaning out the after-dinner mints.
2012-12-08 08:28:07 AM  
2 votes:
Judging by their reaction, this was news to them.
2012-12-08 05:16:29 AM  
2 votes:

DrPainMD: FTA:
"I was laughing at her, and she was like, 'I'm serious.' I'm like, 'No, it does not say fat girls, let me see it,'"

"[Huerta] was like, 'You're lying,'" Duran said. "And I was like, 'No, I'm serious. Look at it.' She was like, 'fat girls?'"

"I was like, 'Give me that,' and I'm looking at it. I was like, 'Oh, heck no,'"

"He was like, 'Well, I can do 50 percent,' and we were just like, are you serious?" Huerta said.

So, they're fat and they barely understand the language of the country they've lived in their entire lives.

/are they single?


I feel as if I know exactly what everyone was like.
2012-12-09 07:48:16 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: they should supply crack pipes to the customers that are too obese


And cyanide to the ones that are assholes.
2012-12-08 07:01:59 PM  
1 votes:

pagstuff: Beavz0r: How do fat people even have enough time to eat that much in a day -- for example, I honestly hate taking a lunch break, as it's a waste of farking time I could have spent being productive.

FARKing time is hardly productive now, is it?


It depends on the potency of one's seed.
2012-12-08 04:36:51 PM  
1 votes:

KrispyKritter: maybe if farkfaces like you had the balls to speak to people like me to my face in public there wouldn't be so much left of you. but you don't have the balls to do that do you dickless? no, no you don't.


You seem upset. Why don't you have a carton of Oreos covered with squeeze cheese. You know how that always makes you feel better.
2012-12-08 04:09:06 PM  
1 votes:

theflatline: I have been call skinny, and underweight, by obese people more times than I can count in my 40 odd years.

I am 5'3, male, and tip the scales at 140 lbs. I used to weight 125 which my doctor told me was ideal because of my bone structure, and if I wanted to go up in lbs, it better be mostly muscle which I did.

Oddly enough everyone thinks I look great except my fellow obese coworkers.

I get the "you eat and drink as much as me, it is because you have a high metabolism." No, I eat and drink as much as you becase:

1. When I go to my local bar, 3 times a week, I walk the 1 mile there and back.
2. I use the stairs at the office instead of the elevator.
3. I limit my snacks to salads and fruits.
4. I do light weight training 5 days a week, and I swim an hour each morning.

Other wise I would be a shambling wreck of fatness.


your not overweight, your under tall
2012-12-08 03:32:12 PM  
1 votes:

Ed Finnerty: Also, it is common knowledge that fat people don't tip. If they have any money left it is spent on desserts and cleaning out the after-dinner mints.


i'm really disappointed in you. i enjoy your posts day after day and now i read this. i feel like i just lost a friend.

Mugato: Maybe if more fatties were called out for being fatties there's be less fatties.


maybe if farkfaces like you had the balls to speak to people like me to my face in public there wouldn't be so much left of you. but you don't have the balls to do that do you dickless? no, no you don't.

jaylectricity: Mugato: Maybe if more fatties were called out for being fatties there's be less fatties.

I doubt it...I'm sure some people would be hurt and do something about it, but twice as many people would:

Quell their shame with comfort food.

--or--

Wear "fat" like a badge of honor and make it something that they're good at.


you're invited to come on over too, shiat for brains. we all know you don't say a thing to fat asses you see in public in your life. but keep playing the douche anonymously, you're pro at it.

lemortede: At some point you need something to move you out of denial about your weight.
I promise these girls dont think they are fat.
I had my moment 18 months ago.
I have lost 75#'s since then and have added alot of muscle.
Still need to lose another 50ish and I will be happy with where my weight is.
If this happened to me when I was larger (hell, even if it happened to me now), my feelings would be hurt, but I would know it true and move on.
I am a big boy. both literally (for now at least) and emotionally. I can take it.
These cows need to graze on some grass for a while, or eat more another type of sausage.

/I can say that cause I am a fatty too.
//Its like how other races can call each other offensive names and its endearing.


wow. i thought only ex-smokers could be that obnoxious. +1 for you fatass.

ramblinwreck: So, can someone explain why these ladies should have received any discount? I can't get a discount at a store on general merchandise if an associate is a jerk to me. Why the double standard?


i know who took the short bus to school. it's okay honey. here, have a pencil.

capt.hollister: I don't understand their reaction at all.

I am fat. If people call me fat, it is an observation, not an insult... I am also tall, but do not get upset when people call me tall.


you're also stupid. does that help clear things up?

coldf33t: I am still trying to understand why this is a story.


It isn't news, it's FARK. thanks for playing, better luck next time.

homeschooled: Wow, this thread is full of a lot of assholes.

I hope the next time a waiter puts "ignorant piece of shiat" on your tab, you aren't offended and take it as a sign that you should stop being a piece of shiat. Just like these fat girls shouldn't have had their feelings hurt.


And that post is why you're my Farker of the Day. Nice to see someone was raised properly.
2012-12-08 03:20:05 PM  
1 votes:
Good thing they didn't order dessert:

www.popehat.com
2012-12-08 02:12:01 PM  
1 votes:
www.thedailygreen.com
2012-12-08 02:02:32 PM  
1 votes:

Lollipop165: CSS: I got my period last night and I was having super awful cramps. It was a cold, wet night, and I had on a huge puffy coat.

On my way home, I picked up some potato chips, ice cream, and a cupcake. I would never normally buy such junk. But THIS junk, you see, is to appease the vengeful goddess of my uterine lining.

The girl who rang me up at the grocery store looked at my purchase and was started giggling.

I'm assuming she either thought I was pregnant, stoned, or really, really fat.


This is the "Fat Hate" thread. The "Post Boring Stories About Your Miserable Life" thread is that way -->
2012-12-08 01:06:45 PM  
1 votes:
www.scancrit.com
2012-12-08 12:51:27 PM  
1 votes:

DaCaptain19: Mugato: Maybe if more fatties were called out for being fatties there's be less fatties.

THIS. Saw a show recently where some book was out, outraged against men (of course) for judging women based on weight which corresponds, of course, to the creation of the term "BBW". The lesson is...don't judge a book by it's cover.

This is interesting because women absolutely judge men by their cover, and what do they complain about? Don't like their eyes, don't like their nose and my favorite...the guy is too short.

So think of these four things...weight, eyes, nose, height. Which ONE of these characteristics is not 100% controlled by genetics and can easily be altered? Weight! In fact, weight is the ONLY thing that can be altered, minus onerous efforts, for example, surgery.

So all these fat, fat women, who could use but discipline to "solve" their fat issue, complain about men in ways the guy has no possible solution...how do you make yourself taller? These women act shocked and dismayed by learning that men judge a woman primarily by weight.

And fat women...would you ever see a guy who is 5'6" buy a suit for a 6'3" man? No! Because it doesn't fit! However...spend ANY amount of time people watching and you'll see many female elephants dressing as gazelles. Fifty pounds of cellulite-ridden ass in a 10 lb bikini. Heinous.

Weight is a real relationship issue! What if your woman weighs so much (like these women) she can't participate in activities you enjoy, like biking or hiking or tennis? Well, I guess you're doing those things without her. She can't move so she spends her time watching TV, which bores you to death. So now how close do you feel?

Weight is a health issue. Men with crooked noses don't necessarily have higher BP than men with straight noses. But a female fatty? Get ready for hip and knee replacements, BP issues, adult-onset diabetes and a host of other issues due to you becoming NON-AMBULATORY.

Fat speaks to health and the ability to pa ...


You're the same guy that put up a wall of text last week about my lack of use of an apostrophe.

Now you're screaming about fat chicks.

Go outside, junior. The world wants your wisdom.
2012-12-08 12:39:57 PM  
1 votes:

Archimedes' Principal: I am more surprised that since this happened in Stockton, nobody was shot or killed regarding this insult.


That was definitely a worry, until people realized just how much water these girls displaced.

But I don't have to tell you that.
2012-12-08 12:26:50 PM  
1 votes:

epoch_destroi: capt.hollister: I don't understand their reaction at all.

I am fat. If people call me fat, it is an observation, not an insult... I am also tall, but do not get upset when people call me tall.

Could it be that fat is often used as an insult, and so when people are called fat by strangers (especially women, who are pressured to be thin at all costs-- not just healthy, but THIN THIN THIN) they get a little defensive?


Yes, but it is only an insult if you let it. There is no point in letting yourself be hurt by what your scale and mirror are already telling you.

There is one sanctimonious gluteous maximus opening where I work who is part of a clique who look down on anyone who isn't picture perfect like them. I never let it bother me, but I did get my own back. We have a gym at work and, to their credit, they do work out regularly during our lunch hour, (which they extend by eating when they're finished, but that's another story). What they doesn't know, is that I do too. Except that I prefer to hit the gym at the end of the day. Anyhow, on this one occasion this one guy couldn't go at lunch, so he went at the end of the day. He seemed greatly surprised to find me there, but that was nothing compared to the annoyed look on his face when I could bench press more than him. He did beat me in cardio, though I actually went longer than he did. Since then, I am still fat, but his clique haven't been quite so condescending with me. My opinion of them hasn't changed.
2012-12-08 12:14:17 PM  
1 votes:

Jon iz teh kewl: i'm NEVER referred to derogatorily

it almost pisses me off how average of appearance i have

even though i'm overweight and losing half my hair


It really doesn't matter if you are fat, skinny, average, bald, pretty, nicely dressed, etc. A$$holes will always find a way to be A$$holes and go out of their way to find something wrong with you they don't like and make fun of you in some way. I just look at those type of people and laugh because 99% of the time I make more money then they do anyways.
2012-12-08 11:44:19 AM  
1 votes:

AssAsInAssassin: "Fat?" That's a ompliment. Those "girls" are morbidly obese.


An "om nom-pliment?"
2012-12-08 11:43:10 AM  
1 votes:
i'm NEVER referred to derogatorily

it almost pisses me off how average of appearance i have

even though i'm overweight and losing half my hair
2012-12-08 11:42:54 AM  
1 votes:

NutWrench: Writing "fat girls" on a locker or a bathroom stall strikes some people as hilarious but most of these people grew out of that phase when they started to mature and develop a sense of empathy, like . . . oh, I don't know . . . around the age of ten. If you're a business manager and still find this sort of thing amusing, then it's reasonable to expect a loss a business and possibly a swift kick in the ass, as well.


You sound fat.
2012-12-08 11:42:01 AM  
1 votes:
but, they are fat, did I miss something?
2012-12-08 11:38:16 AM  
1 votes:

JeffreyScott: I bet the waiter still demanded his "Fark Wait Staff Approved 95% Tip."

Of course that would be 95% of the price of the original bill, before the "fatgirls" price break.


Why do you have to turn this into a tipping thread, with hyperbole at that? This thread is about obnoxious fat chicks.
2012-12-08 11:36:51 AM  
1 votes:
The restaurant should be more subtle. For example, if they just add calorie counts to the receipt...

Bacon double cheeseburger....580 calories
Large Coke...388 calories
Large fries...500 calories
Milkshake...635 calories
Cheesecake (lg slice)...515 calories
.............................................................
You have consumed 2618 calories!
This is equivalent to 3/4 pounds of fat
2012-12-08 11:31:56 AM  
1 votes:
Fat girl: "It's wrong"
No it's not. It's a fact.
You're fat.
All of you are fat.
You ate and were fat.
If you had broken gym equipment and were fat, you'd still be fat,

Get on your bike and ride.
2012-12-08 11:30:37 AM  
1 votes:
I bet the waiter still demanded his "Fark Wait Staff Approved 95% Tip."

Of course that would be 95% of the price of the original bill, before the "fatgirls" price break.
2012-12-08 11:27:23 AM  
1 votes:
At some point you need something to move you out of denial about your weight.
I promise these girls dont think they are fat.
I had my moment 18 months ago.
I have lost 75#'s since then and have added alot of muscle.
Still need to lose another 50ish and I will be happy with where my weight is.
If this happened to me when I was larger (hell, even if it happened to me now), my feelings would be hurt, but I would know it true and move on.
I am a big boy. both literally (for now at least) and emotionally. I can take it.
These cows need to graze on some grass for a while, or eat more another type of sausage.

/I can say that cause I am a fatty too.
//Its like how other races can call each other offensive names and its endearing.
2012-12-08 11:25:46 AM  
1 votes:
"They can't change it," Robles said. "This is something that we got to live with, all three of us."

Yes, you'll have to live with the fact that you're fat, and no, no restaurant can change that fact.
2012-12-08 11:23:55 AM  
1 votes:
No repeat business for you!

We'll go be fat someplace else!
2012-12-08 11:14:55 AM  
1 votes:

bongmiester: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 364x317]

it was just a label so that the server would know which table to bring the food to


Two Girls, One MacFries.
2012-12-08 11:12:48 AM  
1 votes:
Well you are. If someone brought me a receipt that said "skinny Guy", I wouldn't be offended.

/I am skinny
//6'4/180
///off to the gym!
2012-12-08 10:18:39 AM  
1 votes:
They also said they hope these three women will return to the casino, so that the managers can apologize in person they will spend/lose more money.
2012-12-08 09:43:55 AM  
1 votes:

Mugato: Maybe if more fatties were called out for being fatties there's be less fatties.


That will work as well as pointing out political positions are nonsense and expecting they 'll abandon them.
2012-12-08 09:11:49 AM  
1 votes:
Having been to Stockton I just want to say I am shocked! I mean "fat girls" is entirely vague and descriptive of the vast majority of Stockton's female population. This server should be severely disciplined, in the future receipts should read "fat girls, bad tattoo of what may be Jesus on left shoulder, lime green tube top" so we know exactly to whom it refers.
2012-12-08 09:11:48 AM  
1 votes:
I feel really bad for those girls. No snark here. She was really pretty, too.
2012-12-08 03:57:34 AM  
1 votes:
"Fat?" That's a ompliment. Those "girls" are morbidly obese.
 
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