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(Sun Sentinel)   Eight-foot-tall Festivus Pole goes up alongside Nativity scene. It's made of PBR cans, natch   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 13
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2012-12-08 01:43:57 PM
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Why don't we celebrate the birth of Santa?
2012-12-08 10:57:55 AM
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Wayne 985: As an atheist, stuff like this worries me. You win more flies with honey than you do with vinegar, and stacking beer cans next to people's religious symbols is going to come across as petty and utterly shallow.


Meh. i just don't have TIME for this crap. If I had time for religion, I'd join one of the more profitable ones and get paid for it. I sure as shiat don't have time to go out of my way to do stuff whose only point is riling up an already ignorant, belligerent, and potentially dangerous group of people.
2012-12-08 10:50:34 AM
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StrangeQ: Great. So 1000 years from now when everyone is juggling around their festivus mole there's still going to be the naysayers that claim it is just a stolen holiday and demand to return to traditional practices like the great owl hunt.


Nah, Seinfeld will still be in syndication then.
2012-12-08 10:27:14 AM
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Wayne 985: StrangeQ: Wayne 985: As an atheist, stuff like this worries me. You win more flies with honey than you do with vinegar, and stacking beer cans next to people's religious symbols is going to come across as petty and utterly shallow.

You know what you win even more flies with? Big stinking piles of shiat. Think about it.

I see where you're going, but I disagree. I know plenty of religious folks. They're good people and intelligent, but misguided on some aspects of life. If they have a prejudice against atheists, little things like this gradually make it worse. They can and should be shown that we're just as decent and respectful as anyone else. That doesn't mean licking their boots and agreeing to let the Constitution be violated, but it does mean that we need to pick our battles and fight them "cleanly", so to speak.


I like your style Wayne.
2012-12-08 10:12:54 AM
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abhorrent1: There are no atheists in Gods waiting room.


What are you talking about? South Florida has plenty of atheists.
2012-12-08 10:06:26 AM
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DickNomms: That's like having a Christmas tree made of beer cans. Festivus deserves more respect than that.


At least more respect than using Pabst Blue Ribbon
2012-12-08 09:52:26 AM
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MrBeetle: That is not a festivus pole. If he wanted a festivus pole, he should have added a real one. It should be a single piece of aluminum, not some hipster PBR.


Let the Festivus heresy wars begin!
2012-12-08 09:52:12 AM
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Jon iz teh kewl: atheist means "butt fark" and this holiday has no characteristics of butt fark


You sound tense. Have you ever thought of having anal sex with a non-believer? It's very relaxing.
2012-12-08 09:50:38 AM
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That is not a festivus pole. If he wanted a festivus pole, he should have added a real one. It should be a single piece of aluminum, not some hipster PBR.
2012-12-08 09:40:41 AM
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2012-12-08 09:35:56 AM
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There are no atheists in Gods waiting room.
2012-12-08 09:31:37 AM
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I got a lot of problems with you people!
2012-12-08 09:27:51 AM
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Festivus and hipster culture are not the same thing. Unless they are now, because Seinfeld is 'retro'.

God I hate hipsters.
 
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