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(Yahoo)   Crist officially becomes the anti-Crist   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 34
    More: Interesting, Charlie Crist, Florida Democratic Party, Alex Sink, Governors of Florida, Florida GOP, obama, Miami Airport, hospital system  
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2012-12-08 12:56:25 PM  
9 votes:

IvanTheSilent: So, he's joined the party that most closely aligns with his personal positions. shockedface.jpg

/Charlie Crist for President, '16
//Charlie Crist-Chris Christie ticket would be awesome
///Maybe some Jon Huntsman too...


I think he needs to adopt a Hispanic son and groom him to run for president in 2024. I mean honestly, who could bring themselves to vote against Jesus Crist?
2012-12-08 06:06:09 PM  
5 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What choice does any sane
man have?


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Their thoughts in the pic ...

Rick Santorum: "SINNERS AND HEATHENS! JESUS JESUS JESUS."

Newt Gingrich: "Hanging around with these farking losers. Can I get back to selling books to the dummies out here and stealing souls to stay young?"

Michelle Bachmann: "Is that man in the third row gay? Wish I could ask Marcus for his gaydar ... OMIGAWD MARCUS MARCUS YOU'RE NEXT TO HIM DON'T CATCH THE GAY!"

Mitt Romney: "Laugh it up farkfaces, I'm winning this dance as the White Horse prophecy predicted. Bet you $10,000 for it, peons."

Rick Perry: "HOLD THAT FART. Just a little longer. HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT. Maybe if I suck some air in. Maybe I can just blame it on the old guy or one of these prissy pricks like Mitt or Santy. Gotta tell the aide no more burritos and Jack Daniels before these gigs."

Ron Paul: "They sure don't smell like maryjuana like that last crowd of college youngsters I was in front of. At least there's a feller there my age in the corner I can talk to. Maybe we can chat about when times weren't crazy like they are now. We'd talk about gold coin collecting or when service attendants at gas stations would fill the car up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize the tires, post-haste for a nickel. And it wasn't some Injun or Ornamental hiding behind bullet-proof glass demanding $20 first. Bullet-proof glass isn't in the Constitution."

Herman Cain: "Gotta love this scam. Sell a few books here and there, just say what these crazy crackers want to hear and get a missy here and there to go backstage for a 'deep discussion.' That one in row 4. Yeah, you. Tonight. This is the life!"

Jon Huntsman: "Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep -- God, why have you forsaken me?"
2012-12-08 09:57:10 AM  
5 votes:
I guess he finally decided to come out of the closet.
2012-12-08 03:54:02 PM  
4 votes:
i229.photobucket.com
2012-12-08 11:49:03 AM  
4 votes:
Crist "you know it ain't easy"
2012-12-08 11:03:16 AM  
4 votes:
Bro, do you even left?
2012-12-08 10:40:57 AM  
4 votes:
Perhaps Obama is the Messiah. He converted a man just by embracing him.
2012-12-08 10:10:59 AM  
4 votes:
"Charlie Crist's first official act as a Democrat was to tell a lie about why he is now pretending to be one," the Florida GOP said in a statement early Saturday. "The truth is that this self-professed, Ronald-Reagan Republican only abandoned his pro-life, pro-gun, conservative principles in 2010 after he realized that Republicans didn't want to send him to Washington D.C. as a senator, especially after he proved he couldn't do the job as governor."

Can I get somebody to sign for this? 

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2012-12-08 01:05:35 PM  
3 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What choice does any sane man have?

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www.bitlogic.com
2012-12-08 09:57:32 AM  
3 votes:

foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.


Let's toast him with some vino.
2012-12-08 09:55:42 AM  
3 votes:
So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.
2012-12-08 05:19:41 PM  
2 votes:
GET BEHIND THEE LIBTARD!

THE POWER OF REAGAN COMPELS YOU! 
2012-12-08 05:15:28 PM  
2 votes:
"F*ck this, I'm tired of losing."
2012-12-08 05:12:28 PM  
2 votes:

MmmmBacon: *cough*DINO*cough*


I thought they liked to be called Blue Ball Democrats or Dogs or something,
2012-12-08 11:44:44 AM  
2 votes:
"But in America, when you are moderate Republican, party leaves you!"
2012-12-08 11:20:47 AM  
2 votes:
What choice does any sane man have?

www.frumforum.com
2012-12-08 10:34:49 AM  
2 votes:

Arachnophobe: HindiDiscoMonster: Lochsteppe: foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.

Let's toast him with some vino.

Dino the vino drinking rino?

He gets his pizza from Gino's.


Is the vino a Pinot?
2012-12-08 02:43:22 AM  
2 votes:
*cough*DINO*cough*
2012-12-09 05:05:00 AM  
1 votes:

Mithiwithi: FTFA:

...the Florida GOP said in a statement early Saturday. "The truth is that this self-professed, Ronald-Reagan Republican only abandoned his pro-life, pro-gun, conservative principles in 2010..."

Exactly when did Crist espouse pro-choice or anti-gun principles? I think I must've missed that.


The anti-gun stuff is pure made outta whole cloth derp as far as I can tell but in 2010 Crist vetoed a GOP last minute anti-choice bill that contained a ban on coverage for abortion and the now infamous rape wand legislation, a move applauded by NARAL which played a large factor in why Crist was made eventually persona non grata within the particularly derpy world of the Floridian GOP.

I'm more amused by the Reagan reference as Crist's announcement replete with his citing "the Republican Party's shift to the right" as a reason for the change as it puts me in mind of Ronald's famous "I didn't leave the Democratic Party, the Party left me" announcement.

At the rate the GOP are currently expelling RINOs aka moderates it's looking like the next GOP convention will be able to fit nicely inside a medium sized Denny's without breaking fire code.
2012-12-09 02:39:25 AM  
1 votes:
I will vote for Crist just to piss off the GOPers.
2012-12-09 01:31:35 AM  
1 votes:
I am a wacko Mass. liberal living in FL and even I like Charlie. Welcome to the Dems. (= Considering how much the state GOP loathes you, you might as well come on over and be the Gov. again. We were just talking about this at diner tonight, how we can't believe that FL which I swear puts farting on the ballot doesn't have a recall method for Gov. Skeletor, if only he got a steroid injection from a lab in MA.
2012-12-09 12:55:17 AM  
1 votes:

foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.


He's a Dino-rhino.

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2012-12-08 11:02:33 PM  
1 votes:

Mithiwithi: FTFA:

...the Florida GOP said in a statement early Saturday. "The truth is that this self-professed, Ronald-Reagan Republican only abandoned his pro-life, pro-gun, conservative principles in 2010..."

Exactly when did Crist espouse pro-choice or anti-gun principles? I think I must've missed that.


When he shook President Obama's hand instead of spitting in it.
2012-12-08 04:01:23 PM  
1 votes:
Like rats on a sinking ship ...

I don't blame him.
2012-12-08 04:01:04 PM  
1 votes:

Usurper4: Is the vino a Pinot?


I'M NOT DRINKING ANY farkING MERLOT!!
2012-12-08 02:45:08 PM  
1 votes:

foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.


And they wonder why he went over to the Democratic Party.
2012-12-08 01:42:58 PM  
1 votes:
My hometown dude. Lives just a few blocks east from me in Bayfront Towers. Glad that I can continue to vote for him without that pesky (R) in the way.
2012-12-08 01:18:29 PM  
1 votes:
i229.photobucket.com
2012-12-08 12:48:22 PM  
1 votes:

whither_apophis: Crist "you know it ain't easy"


The way things are going,
they're gonna crucify me
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2012-12-08 11:04:37 AM  
1 votes:
Well, he'd look pretty stupid getting gay-married if he was still in the party that opposed such things.
2012-12-08 10:42:13 AM  
1 votes:

mrshowrules: Perhaps Obama is the Messiah. He converted a man just by embracing him.


Crist does like the man embrace
2012-12-08 10:26:02 AM  
1 votes:
Crumb Crist Coating.
2012-12-08 10:22:09 AM  
1 votes:

Lochsteppe: foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.

Let's toast him with some vino.


Dino the vino drinking rino?
2012-12-08 09:58:37 AM  
1 votes:

foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.


why-cant-it-be-both.jpg
 
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