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(Yahoo)   Crist officially becomes the anti-Crist   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 118
    More: Interesting, Charlie Crist, Florida Democratic Party, Alex Sink, Governors of Florida, Florida GOP, obama, Miami Airport, hospital system  
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2012-12-08 09:05:05 PM  
Oooooh! I thought you were talking about Criss Angel, the magician. NOW the headline makes sense!

Sort of.

If you're Republican.
 
2012-12-08 09:31:12 PM  
Well, at least he's doing it now, and not pulling the shiat that's going on in New York.

/seriously, Cuomo, wtf?
 
2012-12-08 11:02:33 PM  

Mithiwithi: FTFA:

...the Florida GOP said in a statement early Saturday. "The truth is that this self-professed, Ronald-Reagan Republican only abandoned his pro-life, pro-gun, conservative principles in 2010..."

Exactly when did Crist espouse pro-choice or anti-gun principles? I think I must've missed that.


When he shook President Obama's hand instead of spitting in it.
 
2012-12-09 12:45:03 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: fark you, Charlie Crist you side-switching opportunist. You're now officially the Mitt Romney of the Democratic party. WTF do you actually believe? Do you even know?

/Likes Democrats. Dislikes party-changers.


I take it you're a republican. No Democrat who wanted his party to do well would ever say anything that stupid.
 
2012-12-09 12:47:17 AM  

knobmaker: Fuggin Bizzy: fark you, Charlie Crist you side-switching opportunist. You're now officially the Mitt Romney of the Democratic party. WTF do you actually believe? Do you even know?

/Likes Democrats. Dislikes party-changers.

I take it you're a republican. No Democrat who wanted his party to do well would ever say anything that stupid.


Protip: read a profile every now and again.
 
2012-12-09 12:55:17 AM  

foo monkey: So, two posts. One calls him a Dino. The other calls him a rino. Nice.


He's a Dino-rhino.

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2012-12-09 01:31:35 AM  
I am a wacko Mass. liberal living in FL and even I like Charlie. Welcome to the Dems. (= Considering how much the state GOP loathes you, you might as well come on over and be the Gov. again. We were just talking about this at diner tonight, how we can't believe that FL which I swear puts farting on the ballot doesn't have a recall method for Gov. Skeletor, if only he got a steroid injection from a lab in MA.
 
2012-12-09 02:39:25 AM  
I will vote for Crist just to piss off the GOPers.
 
2012-12-09 02:42:39 AM  
Charlie still needs to shave the beard though.
 
2012-12-09 02:45:34 AM  

Practical_Draconian: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What choice does any sane
man have?

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Their thoughts in the pic ...

Rick Santorum: "SINNERS AND HEATHENS! JESUS JESUS JESUS."

Newt Gingrich: "Hanging around with these farking losers. Can I get back to selling books to the dummies out here and stealing souls to stay young?"

Michelle Bachmann: "Is that man in the third row gay? Wish I could ask Marcus for his gaydar ... OMIGAWD MARCUS MARCUS YOU'RE NEXT TO HIM DON'T CATCH THE GAY!"

Mitt Romney: "Laugh it up farkfaces, I'm winning this dance as the White Horse prophecy predicted. Bet you $10,000 for it, peons."

Rick Perry: "HOLD THAT FART. Just a little longer. HOLD IT HOLD IT HOLD IT. Maybe if I suck some air in. Maybe I can just blame it on the old guy or one of these prissy pricks like Mitt or Santy. Gotta tell the aide no more burritos and Jack Daniels before these gigs."

Ron Paul: "They sure don't smell like maryjuana like that last crowd of college youngsters I was in front of. At least there's a feller there my age in the corner I can talk to. Maybe we can chat about when times weren't crazy like they are now. We'd talk about gold coin collecting or when service attendants at gas stations would fill the car up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize the tires, post-haste for a nickel. And it wasn't some Injun or Ornamental hiding behind bullet-proof glass demanding $20 first. Bullet-proof glass isn't in the Constitution."

Herman Cain: "Gotta love this scam. Sell a few books here and there, just say what these crazy crackers want to hear and get a missy here and there to go backstage for a 'deep discussion.' That one in row 4. Yeah, you. Tonight. This is the life!"

Jon Huntsman: "Keep smiling. Keep smiling. Keep -- God, why have you forsaken me?"


Actually, that explains a lot.
 
2012-12-09 05:05:00 AM  

Mithiwithi: FTFA:

...the Florida GOP said in a statement early Saturday. "The truth is that this self-professed, Ronald-Reagan Republican only abandoned his pro-life, pro-gun, conservative principles in 2010..."

Exactly when did Crist espouse pro-choice or anti-gun principles? I think I must've missed that.


The anti-gun stuff is pure made outta whole cloth derp as far as I can tell but in 2010 Crist vetoed a GOP last minute anti-choice bill that contained a ban on coverage for abortion and the now infamous rape wand legislation, a move applauded by NARAL which played a large factor in why Crist was made eventually persona non grata within the particularly derpy world of the Floridian GOP.

I'm more amused by the Reagan reference as Crist's announcement replete with his citing "the Republican Party's shift to the right" as a reason for the change as it puts me in mind of Ronald's famous "I didn't leave the Democratic Party, the Party left me" announcement.

At the rate the GOP are currently expelling RINOs aka moderates it's looking like the next GOP convention will be able to fit nicely inside a medium sized Denny's without breaking fire code.
 
2012-12-09 07:02:21 AM  
I submitted this with a better headline.

/here's for fark repeats
 
2012-12-09 07:44:47 AM  

Fuggin Bizzy: fark you, Charlie Crist you side-switching opportunist. You're now officially the Mitt Romney of the Democratic party. WTF do you actually believe? Do you even know?


You know who else often switched parties?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-12-09 09:41:42 AM  
Proud and honored to join the Democratic Party in the home of President (at)Barack Obama!

Really? They couldn't just print it verbatim with the ampersand?
 
2012-12-09 10:28:27 AM  

the_vegetarian_cannibal: MFAWG: Worse looking spray tan than Boner.

Uh you do realize that Crist is of Greek descent so his skin is naturally that color, right?

Something tells me that you wouldn't be mocking President Obama the same way about have skin that "looks spray-tanned."


They don't have that skin color in Greece.
 
2012-12-09 12:09:03 PM  
Funny thing is....Crist is about as "liberal" as Marco Rubio is.

Anyone seen Rubio's voting record in the Senate...and his pushing for all forms of Illegal Alien Amnesty? Crist does not look like such a "new liberal Democrat" after all
 
2012-12-10 05:45:29 AM  

Infernalist: Crist is now more favorably looked upon than Governor Voldemort. I wouldn't be surprised at all to see him running against him as a Democrat in the next election.


are you a wizard?
 
2012-12-10 05:46:56 AM  

0Icky0: Fuggin Bizzy: fark you, Charlie Crist you side-switching opportunist. You're now officially the Mitt Romney of the Democratic party. WTF do you actually believe? Do you even know?

You know who else often switched parties?
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anyone participating in a pub crawl?
 
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